Culture Cup 2.0 Rd 2 (Music)

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Right, at bloody last, we have arrived at question 2.

Please cast your votes here.

Remember, IT IS OPEN FOR THE WHOLE OF 606v TO VOTE

Many thanks.

Rowley wrote:I have less votes than Britney Spears, Britney bleeding Spears. I'm with Galted, you're a bunch of clueless uncultured w@nkers.

Like I said a load of old tosh, much to your chagrin I did choose the wrong song to start with.

Union Cane wrote:You shouldn't have allowed vote cancelling, it makes a b*llocks of the whole shambolic excercise.

People complained when I didn't allow it in the first round. I can't win. So f*ck off.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I can't win.

Neither can I, not with my nominations.

ShahenshahG wrote:

kingraf wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:who the f voted for let it go.

By no means the worst song there... and it has less votes than Britney!!

Was torn between Nina Simone's sociopolitico agent of change anthem, which I genuinely like, and Whitney Houston's track, which gives me happy feet. In the end, I really like the covers of the Nina Simone song more, so Whitney gets the vote.

On the sissy scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is Seans dream beau and 10 is Sean, you have moved down from 7 to 6.

Bog off Shah. I might live in the safe confines of Centurion now, but I'm a boy from Joburg. Outside of war zones, they don't breed them any tougher

kingraf wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

kingraf wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:who the f voted for let it go.

By no means the worst song there... and it has less votes than Britney!!

Was torn between Nina Simone's sociopolitico agent of change anthem, which I genuinely like, and Whitney Houston's track, which gives me happy feet. In the end, I really like the covers of the Nina Simone song more, so Whitney gets the vote.

On the sissy scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is Seans dream beau and 10 is Sean, you have moved down from 7 to 6.

Bog off Shah. I might live in the safe confines of Centurion now, but I'm a boy from Joburg. Outside of war zones, they don't breed them any tougher

Action netball.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

kingraf wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:who the f voted for let it go.

By no means the worst song there... and it has less votes than Britney!!

Was torn between Nina Simone's sociopolitico agent of change anthem, which I genuinely like, and Whitney Houston's track, which gives me happy feet. In the end, I really like the covers of the Nina Simone song more, so Whitney gets the vote.

On the sissy scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is Seans dream beau and 10 is Sean, you have moved down from 7 to 6.

Bog off Shah. I might live in the safe confines of Centurion now, but I'm a boy from Joburg. Outside of war zones, they don't breed them any tougher

Action netball.

Blond highlights. I fully expect to see Raf in the next Ross Kemp series.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

kingraf wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:who the f voted for let it go.

By no means the worst song there... and it has less votes than Britney!!

Was torn between Nina Simone's sociopolitico agent of change anthem, which I genuinely like, and Whitney Houston's track, which gives me happy feet. In the end, I really like the covers of the Nina Simone song more, so Whitney gets the vote.

On the sissy scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is Seans dream beau and 10 is Sean, you have moved down from 7 to 6.

Bog off Shah. I might live in the safe confines of Centurion now, but I'm a boy from Joburg. Outside of war zones, they don't breed them any tougher

Action netball.

Blond highlights. I fully expect to see Raf in the next Ross Kemp series.

Married to phil and getting bummed by grant? ...ok im not shocked

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

kingraf wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:who the f voted for let it go.

By no means the worst song there... and it has less votes than Britney!!

Was torn between Nina Simone's sociopolitico agent of change anthem, which I genuinely like, and Whitney Houston's track, which gives me happy feet. In the end, I really like the covers of the Nina Simone song more, so Whitney gets the vote.

On the sissy scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is Seans dream beau and 10 is Sean, you have moved down from 7 to 6.

Bog off Shah. I might live in the safe confines of Centurion now, but I'm a boy from Joburg. Outside of war zones, they don't breed them any tougher

Action netball.

Blond highlights. I fully expect to see Raf in the next Ross Kemp series.

I don't play action netball. It was a one off for a laugh that ended badly.

kingraf wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

kingraf wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:who the f voted for let it go.

By no means the worst song there... and it has less votes than Britney!!

Was torn between Nina Simone's sociopolitico agent of change anthem, which I genuinely like, and Whitney Houston's track, which gives me happy feet. In the end, I really like the covers of the Nina Simone song more, so Whitney gets the vote.

On the sissy scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is Seans dream beau and 10 is Sean, you have moved down from 7 to 6.

Bog off Shah. I might live in the safe confines of Centurion now, but I'm a boy from Joburg. Outside of war zones, they don't breed them any tougher

Action netball.

Blond highlights. I fully expect to see Raf in the next Ross Kemp series.

I don't play action netball. It was a one off for a laugh that ended badly.

Started your period?

A list of horrific songs. I voted for the best of the bunch, Ke$ha.

Azzy wrote:A list of horrific songs. I voted for the best of the bunch, Ke$ha.

and I say that as someone who does not use those symbol things.

I'm glad to find a common enemy.

ShahenshahG wrote:

kingraf wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

kingraf wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:who the f voted for let it go.

By no means the worst song there... and it has less votes than Britney!!

Was torn between Nina Simone's sociopolitico agent of change anthem, which I genuinely like, and Whitney Houston's track, which gives me happy feet. In the end, I really like the covers of the Nina Simone song more, so Whitney gets the vote.

On the sissy scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is Seans dream beau and 10 is Sean, you have moved down from 7 to 6.

Bog off Shah. I might live in the safe confines of Centurion now, but I'm a boy from Joburg. Outside of war zones, they don't breed them any tougher

Action netball.

Blond highlights. I fully expect to see Raf in the next Ross Kemp series.

I don't play action netball. It was a one off for a laugh that ended badly.

Started your period?

The women in South Africa are much more threatening than the average Brit.

True Story. You'd have been dropped like a set of potatoes playing action netball

Rowley wrote:

Azzy wrote:A list of horrific songs. I voted for the best of the bunch, Ke$ha.

and I say that as someone who does not use those symbol things.

I would happily have not voted at all, but you guys clearly have nomination to vote ratios you want to uphold, so...

kingraf wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

kingraf wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

kingraf wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:who the f voted for let it go.

By no means the worst song there... and it has less votes than Britney!!

Was torn between Nina Simone's sociopolitico agent of change anthem, which I genuinely like, and Whitney Houston's track, which gives me happy feet. In the end, I really like the covers of the Nina Simone song more, so Whitney gets the vote.

On the sissy scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is Seans dream beau and 10 is Sean, you have moved down from 7 to 6.

Bog off Shah. I might live in the safe confines of Centurion now, but I'm a boy from Joburg. Outside of war zones, they don't breed them any tougher

Action netball.

Blond highlights. I fully expect to see Raf in the next Ross Kemp series.

I don't play action netball. It was a one off for a laugh that ended badly.

Started your period?

The women in South Africa are much more threatening than the average Brit.

True Story. You'd have been dropped like a set of potatoes playing action netball

But do they carry the newspaper under their armpit to the loo? And Tino isn't representative of all of us.

I think that Britney is becoming the protest vote to Tinos management of the cup!

Go girl!

Adam D wrote:I think that Britney is becoming the protest vote to Tinos management of the cup!

Go girl!

Or middle aged men remembering the video?

Set of potatoes?

Dafuq?

Union Cane wrote:Set of potatoes?

Dafuq?

Carb diet

kingraf wrote:

The women in South Africa are much more threatening than the average Brit.

You're ever so keen to tell us over and over and over and over again how hard South Africans are. One could almost be forgiven for thinking you were compensating for your own physical limitations.

If you lot are such double hard bastards, why do you never produce any boxers worth a sh*t? You had that black midget chap and Corrie Sanders. Terrible performance from a nation of warriors.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:

The women in South Africa are much more threatening than the average Brit.

You're ever so keen to tell us over and over and over and over again how hard South Africans are.  One could almost be forgiven for thinking you were compensating for your own physical limitations.

If you lot are such double hard bastards, why do you never produce any boxers worth a sh*t?  You had that black midget chap and Corrie Sanders.  Terrible performance from a nation of warriors.

Its because they aren't unified Tino. The various boxing authorities were once invited to "Parley" with each other. They spent the whole time preening and waiting for the beauticians to arrive and when they didn't they ordered their stylists to burn down the hall. The proliferation of Hair sprays, hair dyes and fashion magazines simply means they just don't get enough time to get perms pedicures, manicures, in just a six week training camp. Distinctly lacking in sympathy today Tino. Shame on you.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Nice to see The Patti Smith Group getting a vote in the solo female round.

Bloody knew I should have gone for "Rock n roll n#gger"

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

kingraf wrote:

The women in South Africa are much more threatening than the average Brit.

You're ever so keen to tell us over and over and over and over again how hard South Africans are. One could almost be forgiven for thinking you were compensating for your own physical limitations.

If you lot are such double hard bastards, why do you never produce any boxers worth a sh*t? You had that black midget chap and Corrie Sanders. Terrible performance from a nation of warriors.

We're all off playing rugby. If the mood ever took us... well... Kay Masaki knocked out a world champion while starved in a detention camp. That's proper warrior genetic.

Also worth noting that boxing is where the most unreasonably angry brits go (that or Ukip)... Ours can be found here

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXVJVz-7UQU

here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O56d-xd8AuM&itct=CDsQpDAYACITCNPU5PHxwcUCFZNdfgodQWcA9VISbWFyaWthbmEgc2hvb3Rpbmdz&client=mv-google&gl=ZA&hl=en-GB

and... Uh here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB_g-RSIGfM&itct=CCYQpDAYCCITCJvl3o_ywcUCFWQgfgodqAkAmFIQT3NjYXIgcGlzdG9yaW91cw%3D%3D&client=mv-google&hl=en-GB&gl=ZA

Given the fact that we've boxed from 1900-1980 with only 9% of the populous allowed to compete internationally... and that boxing hasn't been on terrestial consistently for about 15 years (with only 6% of the adult population having satellite), it's no wonder we're more accustomed to street killings than entering a ring

kingraf wrote: than entering a ring

Don't judge us all by Seans standards.

Hero wrote: surprised no-one went for Torn by Imbruglia.

Could never take that one seriously after seeing the David Armand mime to it.

Gentle plug...

And this bird should win it solely for finding Galted's pants in Paris

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Now that I didn't need to check the rules, would Stevie Nicks counted as solo? I'm too young to know if she was a solo artist really or just the face of a band.

Someone tried to pick a Nicks song that was clearly when she was singing with Fleetwood Mac.

What an idiot! That would be like picking a Patti Smith song that was clearly when she was singing with the Patti Smith Group.

Or a Patti Smith song that was written and performed by someone else?

F*** you Tino.

seanmichaels wrote:And this bird should win it solely for finding Galted's pants in Paris

I got them back.  They are full length with a drawstring.  I'd say that I'm wearing them as I type but I am not.

seanmichaels wrote:Gentle plug...

You just set yourself up for a vicious shahing with "gentle plug".

Martika's Love Thy Will Be Done is an underated masterpiece.  Good Tradition by Tanita Tikaram and Anchorage by Michelle Shocked would also have been worthy of the Culture Cup list.  And people say they're just a big pair of t1ts.

Some jolly good songs on this list. I hope everyone does well in the voting.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Some jolly good songs on this list. I hope everyone does well in the voting.

f*** off jules

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32747861

Sad news.


Another one bites the dust

maybe i was wrong to ever let you down but i did what i did before love came to town.

Galted wrote:Martika's Love Thy Will Be Done is an underated masterpiece.

It certainly is Galted. I have a bootleg of Prince's original version.

l*l

I remember bootleg's. So early 90's.

No, I really do have the Prince version.

Galted wrote: Martika's Love Thy Will Be Done is an underated masterpiece.  

Her version of I Feel The Earth Move is also a top tune.[/quote]

Only just realised Janis Joplin is on that list with a song performed by Big Brother and The Holding company.

Hammersmith harrier wrote:Only just realised Janis Joplin is on that list with a song performed by Big Brother and The Holding company.

Just a minor oversight on Tino's part. A small glitch in the due diligence process. No harm done really, eh Tino?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Hammersmith harrier wrote:Only just realised Janis Joplin is on that list with a song performed by Big Brother and The Holding company.

Just a minor oversight on Tino's part. A small glitch in the due diligence process. No harm done really, eh Tino?

Erm, yeah.  Hammer might actually be on to something there.  If you type Piece of my Heart into google, the first thing that comes up is Joplin singing it.  But, having done a little more research (just now), it appears she was just singing it for Big Brother and the The Holding Company.

I think the only fair outcome is to to ban the song and the poster from the rest of the competition.

Votes are way ahead of nominations now. 9.7% swing since I last checked. Have to feel sorry for the nominations as they can't increase their number, their only tactic is to be so sh1t that no-one will vote for them.

I expected better from you really Tino, tut tut.

Scandal has hit the Culture Cup V2 already! I'm surprised at you Tino!

Jackman is not happy Tino.....

Puts a big question mark over the legitimacy of these results. I move for a vote of no confidence in Tino's leadership and move to supplant said leader with someone with actual morals. Sean.

Azzy wrote:Puts a big question mark over the legitimacy of these results. I move for a vote of no confidence in Tino's leadership and move to supplant said leader with someone with actual morals. Sean.

F*cking hell, you think it's poorly run now yet you want to replace me with Sean! That would be hilarious.

And Womble, that isn't funny. I know where you live and I know you're a southerner. It wouldn't be hard to track down a southern voice in Donny.

Galted wrote:Votes are way ahead of nominations now. 9.7% swing since I last checked.  Have to feel sorry for the nominations as they can't increase their number, their only tactic is to be so sh1t that no-one will vote for them.

Didn't work for Britney Spears.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:Votes are way ahead of nominations now. 9.7% swing since I last checked.  Have to feel sorry for the nominations as they can't increase their number, their only tactic is to be so sh1t that no-one will vote for them.

Didn't work for Britney Spears.

I have deep rooted suspicions about the Britney Spears votes. I'd be surprised if any of them are legitimate.