Culture Cup 2.0 Rd 2 (Music)

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Right, at bloody last, we have arrived at question 2.

Please cast your votes here.

Remember, IT IS OPEN FOR THE WHOLE OF 606v TO VOTE

Many thanks.

Don't know what all the fuss is about, it's not like its a song that has any chance of winning or anything.

Never thought spears was that fit to honest. Would probably rather have a go on that bird who shouts a lot and looks like the fat lass off emerdale.

Lisa Reilly?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Azzy wrote:Puts a big question mark over the legitimacy of these results. I move for a vote of no confidence in Tino's leadership and move to supplant said leader with someone with actual morals. Sean.

F*cking hell, you think it's poorly run now yet you want to replace me with Sean!  That would be hilarious.

And Womble, that isn't funny.  I know where you live and I know you're a southerner.  It wouldn't be hard to track down a southern voice in Donny.

Yeh I'm the smartly dressed one.....working.

seanmichaels wrote:Never thought spears was that fit to honest. Would probably rather have a go on that bird who shouts a lot and looks like the fat lass off emerdale.

Come on Sean, Spears is lovely. Even when she shaved her head I still would.

Too needy. her mind would be elsewhere whilst you were hanging out the back of it.

seanmichaels wrote:Too needy. her mind would be elsewhere whilst you were hanging out the back of it.

I suspect most women would try something to distract themselves from the horror of the reality of the situation.

The Womble wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Never thought spears was that fit to honest. Would probably rather have a go on that bird who shouts a lot and looks like the fat lass off emerdale.

Come on Sean, Spears is lovely. Even when she was bald I still would.

She has been bald at both ends in her time. Not sure if it was ever simultaneous though.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Womble wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Never thought spears was that fit to honest. Would probably rather have a go on that bird who shouts a lot and looks like the fat lass off emerdale.

Come on Sean, Spears is lovely. Even when she shaved her head I still would.

She has been bald at both ends in her time.  Not sure if it was ever simultaneous though.

Bald feet?

The Womble wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Womble wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Never thought spears was that fit to honest. Would probably rather have a go on that bird who shouts a lot and looks like the fat lass off emerdale.

Come on Sean, Spears is lovely. Even when she shaved her head I still would.

She has been bald at both ends in her time.  Not sure if it was ever simultaneous though.

Bald feet?

Yes, that is what I meant.

Rowley wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Too needy. her mind would be elsewhere whilst you were hanging out the back of it.

I suspect most women would try something to distract themselves from the horror of the reality of the situation.

Still smarting from the insult to the lovely Dusty?

One of the team's old man is up on a paedo charge. Some of the younger kids sing 'Son of a paedo man' to him. Rather funny if a little immature and insensitive.

seanmichaels wrote:One of the team's old man is up on a paedo charge. Some of the younger kids sing 'Son of a paedo man' to him. Rather funny if a little immature and insensitive.

hahahahaahah

Even if its not true it's still funny

it is true. he's been in the papers and everything. funny thing is, this bloke was a really successful stand up bloke. he has a fecking runway and hanger in his garden. bit of a shock. unfortunatley it has been going on for almost 2 years now and it has taken its toll on him. missus has resorted to cooking herself and he seems to be trying to double bluff the 5-0 by looking as much like a stereotypical paedo as possible.

stand up as in a solid bloke. not as in freddie starr.....

seanmichaels wrote:it is true. he's been in the papers and everything. funny thing is, this bloke was a really successful stand up bloke.  he has a fecking runway and hanger in his garden. bit of a shock. unfortunatley it has been going on for almost 2 years now and it has taken its toll on him. missus has resorted to cooking herself and he seems to be trying to double bluff the 5-0 by looking as much like a stereotypical paedo as possible.

You were doing so well.

seanmichaels wrote:it is true. he's been in the papers and everything. funny thing is, this bloke was a really successful stand up bloke.  he has a fecking runway and hanger in his garden. bit of a shock. unfortunatley it has been going on for almost 2 years now and it has taken its toll on him. missus has resorted to cooking herself and he seems to be trying to double bluff the 5-0 by looking as much like a stereotypical paedo as possible.

She really is taking it badly.

should it be five-0

It's a sad state of affairs when Britney Spears is close to winning this.

Voted for Madonna because reasons. #Grado

Hero wrote:It's a sad state of affairs when Britney Spears is close to winning this.

True. I may cancel my vote and vote for Britney instead just for the hell of it.

Two votes for Whitney's irritating song, but none for my classic? I don't like Britney but at least her song was a classic, iconic tune.

Samo wrote:Voted for Madonna because reasons.  #Grado

It's Yersel!!!

Round 2 has been an absolute disaster.

Terrible picks, songs not fulfilling the criteria, people swearing at each other, vote rigging, people posting pictures of Hugh Tw*tman.

Terrible, terrible round.

I fulfilled all the citeria with a beast of a tune and it still has no votes, cultureless cockwombles.

rick_dagless wrote:I fulfilled all the citeria with a beast of a tune and it still has no votes, cultureless cockwombles.

It did fulfill the criteria, this much is true.

It's very gay though.

Do people pick their favourite song, or one that could win?

Stella wrote:Do people pick their favourite song, or one that could win?

In Adam's case, its his favourite.

Probably not my fave female solo vocals for the one I picked but I did own the album.
If I was to pick my fave female track it'd have something along the lines of Bjork, Beth Orton, PJ Harvey etc.

It is super gay, I am comfortable  with my sexuality Tino, and if the criteria for the round has the extra point of being not gay, then there would be about 3 songs on that list...

C*nts

Hero wrote:Probably not my fave female solo vocals for the one I picked but I did own the album.
If I was to pick my fave female track it'd have something along the lines of Bjork, Beth Orton, PJ Harvey etc.

Ah sh1te - I think I had a Beth Orton song as my second or third choice. I would have stood a chance of at least one vote instead of the zilch I've got so far.

seanmichaels wrote:it is true. he's been in the papers and everything. funny thing is, this bloke was a really successful stand up bloke.  he has a fecking runway and hanger in his garden. bit of a shock. unfortunatley it has been going on for almost 2 years now and it has taken its toll on him. missus has resorted to cooking herself and he seems to be trying to double bluff the 5-0 by looking as much like a stereotypical paedo as possible.

Filled with the rotting corpses of dead children no doubt.

Stella wrote:Do people pick their favourite song, or one that could win?

Neither.

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:it is true. he's been in the papers and everything. funny thing is, this bloke was a really successful stand up bloke.  he has a fecking runway and hanger in his garden. bit of a shock. unfortunatley it has been going on for almost 2 years now and it has taken its toll on him. missus has resorted to cooking herself and he seems to be trying to double bluff the 5-0 by looking as much like a stereotypical paedo as possible.

Filled with the rotting corpses of dead children no doubt.  

In which case it would need to be a hangar.

superflyweight wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:it is true. he's been in the papers and everything. funny thing is, this bloke was a really successful stand up bloke.  he has a fecking runway and hanger in his garden. bit of a shock. unfortunatley it has been going on for almost 2 years now and it has taken its toll on him. missus has resorted to cooking herself and he seems to be trying to double bluff the 5-0 by looking as much like a stereotypical paedo as possible.

Filled with the rotting corpses of dead children no doubt.  

Or he wants to hang up his gimp suit

HAHA!

Stella wrote:Do people pick their favourite song, or one that could win?

I'm going for favourites although Independance Day and Toy Soldiers by Martika are not my favourites. Should have been Star Wars and that bird Sia.

Star Wars isn't a one or two word film though.

Azzy wrote:Star Wars isn't a one or two word film though.

You say that like the rules mean anything round here.

Ah, true. I'm not cultured enough to know when to play by the rules and when to f*ck them the hell off. I'll catch on after ten or twelve more rounds.

Azzy wrote:Ah, true. I'm not cultured enough to know when to play by the rules and when to f*ck them the hell off. I'll catch on after ten or twelve more rounds.

or within 5 years whichever comes first

Right, I am putting the next question up on here and then I will close the voting for round 2 and update the league early next week.

Spoiler:

Round 3 is books and the question is this:  WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF FICTION WRITTEN BY A EUROPEAN?

Don’t worry about 3 choices, as I doubt we will have much cross over on this one.  If your choice is taken by someone higher up the food chain, then I will PM you.

The random list has generated the following:

   Ziggler
   Hero
   Dog
   Beadle
   Adam
   Trebs
   Jules
   Union
   Harrier
   Shah
   Superfly
   The Boss
   Galted
   Paul
   GrumpyG*lfer
   Nakatomi
   SerialDAVE
   Dagless
   C&R
   Weeman
   Azzy
   Michaels
   Stella
   Jeff

Thanks.

Is that mainland Europe or does it include the UK & Ireland?
Do we go by birthplace only, or do nationalised Europeans count?
Prose fiction only or plays/screenplays?
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Right, I am putting the next question up on here and then I will close the voting for round 2 and update the league early next week.

Spoiler:

Round 3 is books and the question is this:  WHAT IS THE BEST PIECE OF FICTION WRITTEN BY A EUROPEAN?

Don’t worry about 3 choices, as I doubt we will have much cross over on this one.  If your choice is taken by someone higher up the food chain, then I will PM you.

The random list has generated the following:

   Ziggler
   Hero
   Dog
   Beadle
   Adam
   Trebs
   Jules
   Union
   Harrier
   Shah
   Superfly
   The Boss
   Galted
   Paul
   GrumpyG*lfer
   Nakatomi
   SerialDAVE
   Dagless
   C&R
   Weeman
   Azzy
   Michaels
   Stella
   Jeff

Thanks.

Random as f*ck. W@nker.

Totally random, Jeff.

This time it just happened to be enormously funny as well.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Totally random, Jeff.

This time it just happened to be enormously funny as well.

Reminds me of the time I called him a Roly Poly and he put my wifes visa application to the back of the queue.

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JUSTICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

britney spears?! ffs, thought this was the culture cup

also this random thing is bullsh!t, near bottom every time!

should be pop cup with those votes, bang average most of the highest votes

mine had the same as frozen!