Another Drive4show 'Anything goes' thread

by drive4show Wed 01 Jun 2011, 1:09 pm

First topic message reminder :

The old 606'ers know the score, discuss anything on here that doesn't fit in on any other current thread.

But be warned, usual rules apply. ANYTHING that goes 'on topic' will be deleted!! Yahoo

by McLaren Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:26 pm

Marcus wrote:CJ from Eggheads is almost as annoying as Keizo. Perhaps they're related.

I dont mid CJ, it is Daphne I would really like to see harmed in some way.

by Maverick Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:26 pm

CJ from eggheads is the singly most annoying person on tv, followed by feltz, cole and Gok Wan. May even throw in Russel Brand. They all deserve drowning in ditch water.

Pointless is not a bad programme but a league of their ownis better as it has georgie thompson on randy

Davina looks like a bulldog licking urine off a stinging nettle, have you 2 had your eyes tested recently..

by Marcus Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:30 pm

Georgie Thompson is a midget. I used to like her until she stood up. Not quite Warwick Davis sized, but an oompah loompah nevertheless.

Davina is no better. At least Georgie Thompson only drives when drunk, not high on crack.

by super_realist Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:30 pm

I cannot stand A League of Their Own because of James Corden, not because he is a fat, unsightly slob although that's a very good reason, but because he thinks he's funny when he isn't (much like Rickie Gervais) and is over exposed to a ridiculous degree. Georgie Thomson is too much of a dolly bird too. Brassy, and you wouldn't say no, but she's the sort of woman that tattoed men with bald heads and west ham shirts lust over. Far too route one for my liking.

Davina McCall has also had about 17 children, can you imagine what it must be like "down there"?

by drive4show Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:34 pm

If anyone says ANYTHING derogatory about Bella Emburg they'll have me to answer too!! furious

The undisputed 606 pin-up girl

randy

by Marcus Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:35 pm

Bella Emberg has nothing on Rusty Lee.

by Maverick Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:36 pm

.Georgie Thompson is a midget. I used to like her until she stood up. Not quite Warwick Davis sized, but an oompah loompah nevertheless.

Davina is no better. At least Georgie Thompson only drives when drunk, not high on crack

I don't want her too tall, Wink

She could easily be thrown around

.I cannot stand A League of Their Own because of James Corden, not because he is a fat, unsightly slob although that's a very good reason, but because he thinks he's funny when he isn't (much like Rickie Gervais) and is over exposed to a ridiculous degree. Georgie Thomson is too much of a dolly bird too. Brassy, and you wouldn't say no, but she's the sort of woman that tattoed men with bald heads and west ham shirts lust over. Far too route one for my liking.

Davina McCall has also had about 17 children, can you imagine what it must be like "down there"?.

GEorgie is route one thats why she'd e acceptable could kick her out in theorning no questions asked. If were talking long term ladies, give me an Anne Hathaway, Kate BEckinsale or a Megan "the" Fox, Megans not allowed to talk just wear a nurse outfit and look after me Drool

Have strange penchant for Lily Allen too not sure why

by McLaren Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:37 pm

"Davina McCall has also had about 17 children, can you imagine what it must be like "down there"?"

I believe the term is "a stick in a bucket".

by super_realist Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:39 pm

McLaren wrote:"Davina McCall has also had about 17 children, can you imagine what it must be like "down there"?"

I believe the term is "a stick in a bucket".

Or like throwing a sausage up a closey!

by Maverick Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:41 pm

More like a sausage up an alley way.
It'd be like throwing a matchstick into the grand canyon....

If you get lucky with her Mac tie a rope around your waist and take some rebreathe apparatus........

by Marcus Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:42 pm

You like Lily Allen because she's so obviously filthy.

by Maverick Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:45 pm

Marcus wrote:You like Lily Allen because she's so obviously filthy.

Yep thats definately what it is, pure filth and could have a good binge drink with afterwards

by super_realist Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:45 pm

Kari Byron randy

by drive4show Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:51 pm

Marcus wrote:Bella Emberg has nothing on Rusty Lee.

Not even close Marcus........ not even close raspberry

by Maverick Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:01 pm

I'll take Blair O'Neal, she'd even give you a run for your money on the course, and that'd be an interesting game of skins..

by Marcus Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:06 pm

Maverick wrote:I'll take Blair O'Neal, she'd even give you a run for your money on the course, and that'd be an interesting game of skins..

Tidy, but not a patch on Laura Davies.

by drive4show Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:07 pm

Laura Davies?? Jeez......that really is upping the stakes!! Shocked

by Maverick Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:13 pm

Marcus wrote:
Maverick wrote:I'll take Blair O'Neal, she'd even give you a run for your money on the course, and that'd be an interesting game of skins..

Tidy, but not a patch on Laura Davies.

I wonder is Blair would help look for my balls in the ditch or just let meplay though Whistle

Laura Davies Jeez, barrel and scraping spring to mind, what about a it of Pam St Clement!

by Marcus Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:16 pm

I'm pretty sure she's from the island of Lesbos.

by Maverick Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:17 pm

She is indeed but maybe you could turn her!

by Marcus Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:20 pm

Is there a vomit

smiley?

by kwinigolfer Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:59 pm

For anyone interested in sports management, sport in general and baseball in particular, Moneyball is a MUST SEE film.

by drive4show Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:02 pm

kwinigolfer wrote:For anyone interested in sports management, sport in general and baseball in particular, Moneyball is a MUST SEE film.

Yep, agree 100%, I saw it whilst over the pond a couple of weeks ago. I don't know the first thing about baseball but thoroughly enjoyed it Very Happy

by Noshankingtonite Thu 27 Oct 2011, 12:20 am

super_realist wrote:
McLaren wrote:"Davina McCall has also had about 17 children, can you imagine what it must be like "down there"?"

I believe the term is "a stick in a bucket".

Or like throwing a sausage up a closey!

Like waving a banana in the Blackwall tunnel....

by dynamark Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:01 am

Ever heard the golf term 'seeing the hole like a bucket'

by drive4show Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:58 am

I've tweeted Lee Westwwod to ask if he is interested in signing up on here (or maybe he already has but never signs in?).

Will keep you posted if I get a reply.

Does anyone follow Rory to do the same thing?

by Davie Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:05 am

lw1 and midgetmac were both contacted when BBC 606 closed down. modgetmac ignored - I think lw1 replied that he wasnt interested if it wasn't BBC Sad

by Marcus Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:09 am

I'm sure Luke Donald would be thrilled if invited to join.

by super_realist Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:12 am

Not sure why he'd want to anymore, besides the current atmosphere and petty bickering he either gets slagged off for not winning a major, get's smoke blown up his backside or gets irrelevant posts started by sad sycophants in the vain hope that he'll reply to them.

It would be good to have him back, but I get the impression that if he was then he'd want to be treated as just another poster, but too many people wouldn't be able to treat him as such.

by drive4show Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:18 am

True s_r but if he spends his evenings away from home posting on here we may stop the next 'Tigergate' before it even happens Wink

by Marcus Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:53 pm

In separate (but equally important news) I am midway through having my first cup of tea from our new kettle, and it's without a doubt the finest cup of tea I have ever had EVER.

by Nay Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:06 pm

http://www.golfbuyitonline.com/index.php?app=ecom&ns=prodshow&ref=Nike-Pointelle-Flleec-Knit-Hat-Magenta-432575-536&sid=2991ty1750ie6lbz9084tji732gw5bz7

Would you were this, it is even to much for me sadly

by BlueCoverman Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:13 pm

Christ no...Surely no person out of their teenage years would consider wearing such an atrocity!

by Nay Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:16 pm

I have a wide selection of hats and even that pushes the boundries of what i would wear ha ha

by Maverick Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:41 pm

Nay Bother wrote:http://www.golfbuyitonline.com/index.php?app=ecom&ns=prodshow&ref=Nike-Pointelle-Flleec-Knit-Hat-Magenta-432575-536&sid=2991ty1750ie6lbz9084tji732gw5bz7

Would you were this, it is even to much for me sadly

Just ordered one that is seriously too cool for school when it arrives i'll wear it with pride.

by Marcus Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:34 pm

She's a bobby dazzler.

I like that site. I recently bought this hat on there, in preparation for the inevitable freezing winds on the south-east coast.

http://www.golfbuyitonline.com/Mizuno-Peak-Beanie.php

Matches perfectly with my new grey Lindeberg slacks too.

by Nay Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:37 pm

Good selection Marcus

I have the white version of that hat,

by Marcus Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:43 pm

:high five: for my Mizuno Beanie Buddy.

We are 2 kool 4 skool.

by Nay Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:47 pm

Now just picture your hat and this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=booKP974B0k&ob=av3e

Prefect combo

by Marcus Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:56 pm

She needs more than a hat. She'll catch a chill dress like that!

by drive4show Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:26 pm

It's end of month Friday dress down today, a local charity gets all the proceeds. Today it's the local hearing dogs for the blind, 2 gorgeous 'trainee' puppies in reception.

Ideal for walking round the golf course.................... Whistle

by Maverick Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:29 pm

'trainee' puppies in reception.

Yeah but what does the rest of the owner look like, no good having nice puppies if she has a face like a bag of spanners!

by drive4show Fri 28 Oct 2011, 1:32 pm

These owners had big sad eyes, lovely shiny black hair and a tongue to die for Wink

Legs were a bit short, fat and hairy though, kinda like Ernie Wise.....

by Faldono1fan Fri 28 Oct 2011, 4:34 pm

My son is having his 17th birthday party at our house and has invited 20 of his friends.Do I :-

A) Stay upstairs with the Mrs and listen out for every breakage?
B) Go out for the evening and risk the house getting trashed?
C) Get rata**ed with the teenagers?
D) Any other option?

by Marcus Fri 28 Oct 2011, 4:37 pm

E) ban him from having a house party, and put up with the month-long teenage strop.

by Faldono1fan Fri 28 Oct 2011, 4:39 pm

Good point Marcus, but as he is in a permanent strop I probably wouldn't notice!

by Maverick Fri 28 Oct 2011, 5:19 pm

F) pack the mrs off with her mates whilst you pop out for a swift half, returning to the party mid flow and see if you get a crack at a 19/20 year fing young filly!

What just me? Ok get my coat!

by Faldono1fan Fri 28 Oct 2011, 5:57 pm

Mav.That thought hadn't even crossed my mind! Whistle

by Maverick Fri 28 Oct 2011, 6:26 pm

Faldono1fan wrote:Mav.That thought hadn't even crossed my mind!

Good job you have access to a reprobate like me then to help out with these things.....

by oldshanker Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:06 pm

drive4show wrote:It's end of month Friday dress down today, a local charity gets all the proceeds. Today it's the local hearing dogs for the blind, 2 gorgeous 'trainee' puppies in reception.

Ideal for walking round the golf course....................

Hearing dogs for the blind D4S - now that is a novel idea. Doh

The long season must have addled your grey matter, either that or you have been reading too much Barbara Cartland in hexadecimal.

Hearing dogs for the DEEF and SEEING dogs for the blind...........or have I completely missed the joke??

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