The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Guest Mon 21 Sep 2015, 9:49 am

First topic message reminder :

seanmichaels wrote:
Rowley wrote:I'm trying to help Sean, genuinely believe eliminating such phrases from your vocabulary might assist you.

I am very polite in real life. Helped a blind lady on a train yesterday.

She wanted to get into a taxi though

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 29 Sep 2015, 3:12 pm

sean, you old Lothario.

by Dr Shoe Tue 29 Sep 2015, 3:19 pm

I am now connected on LinkedIn to Colonel Sanders.

by **superflyweight** Tue 29 Sep 2015, 3:28 pm

Dr Shoe wrote:I am now connected on LinkedIn to Colonel Sanders.

Were you looking for Colonel Sandals?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 29 Sep 2015, 3:29 pm

Dr Shoe wrote:I am now connected on LinkedIn to Colonel Sanders.

Can you ask him if he has plans to work with Dolly Parton again?

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 29 Sep 2015, 3:56 pm

Scotland:

Proof that Scotland's rugby team is rubbish.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 29 Sep 2015, 4:43 pm

Are those the sin bins?

by **Union Cane** Tue 29 Sep 2015, 5:05 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
Scotland:

Proof that Scotland's rugby team is rubbish.

It could be proof that they are wheely good?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Tue 29 Sep 2015, 5:27 pm

They did get the easier pool this world cup.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 29 Sep 2015, 5:39 pm

Maybe this will finally encourage councils to have a weekly bin collection

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 6:37 am

Moon River wider than a mile, oh dream maker, you heart breaker, wherever you're going I'll be going your way

Fist Bitches.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 6:48 am

Whats going down my Asian brethren?

Sicond

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 6:53 am

rick_dagless wrote:Whats going down my Asian brethren?

Sicond

Sean on the janitor

Pretty morning, sun rising, mild temperature and autumn looking glorious. How about you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 7:00 am

We have had the mist for a while now, which I enjoy in the morning so a nice start to the day, though a lot of it is going to be in meeting rooms I suspect...

You?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 7:05 am

Quiet for the moment but will explode into life some time around 8. I don't know if it's a remnant of last weeks smoking binge but I've been listening to the galaxy duet advert all morning. Moon river, it's caught my fancy and strangely it's made my morning more pleasant. Check it out if you get a moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bljIZ-vssbQ

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 7:09 am

Is this the one with Rock Hudson and Audrey Hepburn?

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 7:12 am

No Channelle Mcguinness and Bxnjamin (Rowley will love him for that name).

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 7:30 am

Cool, I will have a look when I get a mo.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 8:16 am

Wake up you F*ckwits and Rick.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 8:20 am

I michaelsed that good and proper mate...

In this office at the moment there is a Christmas kick off going on, coupled with the mist, it is feeling very festive, which is really f**king odd in September.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 8:56 am

Onward Christian soldiers, marching on to war!

Morning bummers.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:03 am

rick_dagless wrote:I michaelsed that good and proper mate...

In this office at the moment there is a Christmas kick off going on, coupled with the mist, it is feeling very festive, which is really f**king odd in September.

Ha! Brilliant. There's a guy down the road who starts putting the decorations up Early September, it's quite pleasing if a bit weird

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:04 am

seanmichaels wrote:Onward Christian soldiers, marching on to war!

Morning bummers.

Morning Bummee

by Rowley Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:10 am

Morning all.

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:11 am

I have to learn
Have to try
Have to trust
I have to cry
Have to see
Have to know
That I can be myself

Morning reprobates.

by Rowley Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:13 am

It's a beautiful sentiment Union

by **seanmichaels** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:15 am

It'll be lonely this Christmas, lonely and cold, it'll be lonely this Christmas, without you to hold......

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:19 am

Rowley wrote:It's a beautiful sentiment Union

Indeed, taken as you well know from Scott Brown's 'Turn Up The Music', a forgotten classic that is currently stuck in my head along with Mussorgsky's 'Night On Bald Mountain', which is an odd combination to say the least.

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:19 am

Superfly is cruelly beating a beaten man.

by Guest Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:23 am

seanmichaels wrote:It'll be lonely this Christmas, lonely and cold, it'll be lonely this Christmas, without you to hold......

Sean singing to the prefect's hampton again

by **seanmichaels** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:24 am

Anyone watch the Arsenal last night? They were bloody awful. Comedy show.

by Rowley Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:33 am

Saw a bit of it Sean, too funny. Best league in the world apparently.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:35 am

Most entertaining league.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:37 am

Shah wrote:Superfly is cruelly beating a beaten man.

Who is he picking on?

by Guest Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:38 am

Anything that upsets Piers Morgan is OK in my book (entitled "Piers Morgan must die!")

by **ShahenshahG** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:42 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Shah wrote:Superfly is cruelly beating a beaten man.

Who is he picking on?

Caledonian Craig

by Guest Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:44 am

Taken from the BBC
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger: "It is still possible of course to qualify but it is difficult to swallow losing a game like that. We lost it on a lack of defensive concentration and bad luck. They had four shots on goal and we conceded three goals.

"The turning point at 2-2 is we give them a goal again straight away. If it stays 2-2 for five minutes we win the game".

Er no, it stays 2-2 you doddery old f*cker!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:56 am

Rowley wrote:Morning all.

Did it happen?

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 9:58 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Morning all.

Did it happen?

Ew!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 30 Sep 2015, 10:01 am

Union Cane wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:Morning all.

Did it happen?

Ew!

Don't pretend you're not interested.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 10:03 am

Ew! is a bit camp?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 30 Sep 2015, 10:04 am

seanmichaels wrote:Ew! is a bit camp?

What do you expect? This is the man who brought Yay! to the Culture Cup.

He makes you look like Oliver Reed.

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 10:14 am

Ooh stop it!

by Dr Shoe Wed 30 Sep 2015, 10:18 am

Everyone makes Sean look like Oliver Reed. Well the p1ssed up version of Reed.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 10:19 am

Been shifting a bit recently.

by **Union Cane** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 12:07 pm

One of the best michaelsings I've seen in a while, michaels, well michaelsed.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 12:18 pm

rick has michaelsed a few, one with a flagrant bit of bummery.

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 12:20 pm

Which bummery would that be? Though I am prepared to take your expert opinion on what constitutes bummery as the cups bummery guide...

by Alistair Wed 30 Sep 2015, 12:26 pm

Morning, Afternoon....

Going to avoid trying to michaelsing this thread after two successful attempts yesterday.

by **seanmichaels** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 12:34 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Which bummery would that be? Though I am prepared to take your expert opinion on what constitutes bummery as the cups bummery guide...

the one where i complimented you. It was a michaels yesterday. Hadn't realised you and dangerous dave had been confiding since.

by **superflyweight** Wed 30 Sep 2015, 12:34 pm

ShahenshahG wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:
Shah wrote:Superfly is cruelly beating a beaten man.

Who is he picking on?

Caledonian Craig

I like to think that I'm picking a fight with the Scottish independence movement as a whole.

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