The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **seanmichaels** Thu 01 Oct 2015, 1:17 pm

First topic message reminder :

Daddy long legs are a nightmare for cricket groundsman. Their larvae are called Leatherjackets feed on the roots of the grass and can devastate the square. Season is done but the crows are digging up the bastards on my square at the moment.

by trottb Thu 08 Oct 2015, 3:47 pm

Acts
Posh
When c0ck he loves to nosh

Tino
Tino

by trottb Thu 08 Oct 2015, 3:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Oh Shah
You're barmy
You're getting bummed by the Red Army

Shah!
Shah!

Putin
Has guns
But he'd rather look at Michaels buns

Shah
Shah

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 08 Oct 2015, 3:53 pm

He is
a gay
His missus was playing away

Trott!
Trott!

by trottb Thu 08 Oct 2015, 3:56 pm

He had
No style
Destined for Jeremy Kyle

Tino
Tino

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 08 Oct 2015, 3:58 pm

My wife
Has big bumpers
She loves me in my jumpers

Me!
Me!

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 08 Oct 2015, 3:59 pm

He touched
his willy
so his son knocked him silly
Tino!
Tino!

by **seanmichaels** Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:00 pm

he doesn't
like c0ck
it is beer o'clock

seanmichaels
seanmichaels

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:03 pm

She asked me
to ferk her
I said "slip off your burka"

One of Shah's wives!
One of Shah's wives!

by trottb Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:04 pm

She said
You rule
Oh sorry she meant Jule

Marx
Marx

by **seanmichaels** Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:04 pm

by **seanmichaels** Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:05 pm

His new job
is sh!t
so it is back down the pit

Jeff Rowley
Jeff Rowley

by trottb Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:06 pm

He's off
To the pub
In the men's he'll get a rub

Michaels
Michaels

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:07 pm

His Hi-Tecs
crush ants
He wears cargo pants

Galted!
Galted!

by trottb Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:08 pm

On shift
In the lot
An act of terror he will plot

Shah
Shah

by trottb Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:09 pm

Works with
A Kiwi
He has a tiny pee-pee

Mears
Mears

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:09 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:She asked me
to ferk her
I said "slip off your burka"

One of Shah's wives!
One of Shah's wives!

He calls
F*ck ferk
because his son left him merked
Tino!
Tino!

by trottb Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:14 pm

From Allah
He's sent
To ruin monuments

Shah
Shah

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:18 pm

He likes
Grindcore
He severed the head of a wh*re.

SerialDAVE!
SerialDAVE!

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:18 pm

He was
defenstrated
because his dog keeps his girl sated
TrottB!
TrottB!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:20 pm

New job
What a shame
We can't pronounce his name.

Rowley!
Rowley!

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:26 pm

His head
is sore
Because he asked for more
Tino Twist!
Tino Twist!

by trottb Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:29 pm

His job's
Not just
He'll find comfort in her bust

Rowley
Rowley

by trottb Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:36 pm

His mines
Use slaves
We fear he has AIDS

Tino
Tino

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:37 pm

His missus
Needed more girth
So he sloped off to Perth

Trott!
Trott!

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:40 pm

He never
gets sex
because of Jr's oedipus complex
Tino!
Tino!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:41 pm

She was drunk
on rum
So I stuck it in her bum.

Shah's missus!
Shah's missus!

by trottb Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:42 pm

His son's
Not tame
Much to his shame

Tino
Tino

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:43 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:She was drunk
on rum
So I stuck it in her bum.

Shah's missus!
Shah's missus!

That makes
you dumb
because you've now mixed our C*m
Ewww!
Ewww!

by trottb Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:45 pm

His wife's
Not fair
She's part Rocky bear

Tino
Tino

by trottb Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:46 pm

Anecdotes
So sad
Lies about living next to Wlad

Tino
Tino

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:47 pm

he sips
on honey
because his son took his money
Tino!
Tino!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:47 pm

I'm not saying
She's a ho
But we've all had a go

Trotts ex!
Trotts ex!

by trottb Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:52 pm

He's ugly
As a turd
Had to go to Canada to find a bird

Tino
Tino

by trottb Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:55 pm

Self esteem
Got better
With an awful Next sweater

Tino
Tino

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 08 Oct 2015, 4:56 pm

He is
called Trott
He had a gay marriage to Scott

Trottrf!
Trottrf!

by **ShahenshahG** Thu 08 Oct 2015, 5:04 pm

His execution
was stayed
because the kinder egg ransom was paid
Tino!
Tino!

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 08 Oct 2015, 5:19 pm

He needs
a wh0re
He's going door-to-door

Michaels!
Michaels!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 08 Oct 2015, 5:23 pm

His name
Is Ziggler
His missus lets me jiggle 'er

Adolfin!
Adolfin!

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 Oct 2015, 5:31 am

Gutentag
I say
because you all are gay
Fist bitches!
Fist Bitches!

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 09 Oct 2015, 6:32 am

Bright eyed and bushy tailed Shah?

Sicond

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 Oct 2015, 6:40 am

Dull eyed and bushy bearded my friend. Been in since 4:30 because employees needed urgent work done and the bastards didn't even turn up. I finished at 11:30 last night as well. Bring on the weekend. How about you?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 09 Oct 2015, 6:53 am

Crikey mate, you may as well just bring a tent to work, all work and no play makes Shah a dull boy...

I have had a crazy busy week (though not as much as you by the sounds of it) so I am looking forward to the last weekend for a while whereby I have nothing really to do, so hopefully kick back and relax!

You anything planned?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 Oct 2015, 7:02 am

rick_dagless wrote:Crikey mate, you may as well just bring a tent to work, all work and no play makes Shah a dull boy...

I have had a crazy busy week (though not as much as you by the sounds of it) so I am looking forward to the last weekend for a while whereby I have nothing really to do, so hopefully kick back and relax!

You anything planned?

WHAT?!

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE?!

I'm just going to be sitting at home getting some rest in ~~if anyone asks~~

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 09 Oct 2015, 7:04 am

I'll chuck you an alibi mate don't worry, if you could keep it out of the Bradders area that would be super, as traffic around here at the weekend is a pain at the moment as all the roads are being dug up...

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 Oct 2015, 7:13 am

rick_dagless wrote:I'll chuck you an alibi mate don't worry, if you could keep it out of the Bradders area that would be super, as traffic around here at the weekend is a pain at the moment as all the roads are being dug up...

I'll do my best.

Although might end up having to as a distraction because it looks like West Yorkshire police are hot on SerialDave's trail.

He never could resist sending in sinister letters made from Beano cuttings

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 09 Oct 2015, 7:26 am

DAVE wrote:I'll do my best.

Although might end up having to as a distraction because it looks like West Yorkshire police are hot on SerialDave's trail.

He never could resist sending in sinister letters made from Beano cuttings

He has been off it since he hurt his foot mate, so the police know they are empty threats, they will wait until the first binbag full of hooker rocks up at the mirror pool and then take it seriously again...

by **ShahenshahG** Fri 09 Oct 2015, 7:56 am

rick_dagless wrote:
DAVE wrote:I'll do my best.

Although might end up having to as a distraction because it looks like West Yorkshire police are hot on SerialDave's trail.

He never could resist sending in sinister letters made from Beano cuttings

He has been off it since he hurt his foot mate, so the police know they are empty threats, they will wait until the first binbag full of hooker rocks up at the mirror pool and then take it seriously again...

Did he actually hurt his foot or was he setting his alibi early?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 09 Oct 2015, 8:05 am

He was removing a corpse from his chest freezer and dropped it on his toe. The positive was that the corpse shattered into manageable roasting joints without the need for a cleaver.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 09 Oct 2015, 8:08 am

Both are viable options to be fair gents...

Morning sean

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 09 Oct 2015, 8:09 am

Thought about you last night, Shah.

I was watching a documentary about Britain First. They were campaigning in Luton. A rather large and intimidating chap who looked like he was of Pakistani origin threw a can of pop at the Britain First people. Then got out of his car and challenged them to a scrap. They declined.

Was it you?

Those Britain First people are absolutely mad as a box of frogs.

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