The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 11 Jan 2016, 10:59 am

First topic message reminder :

JuliusHMarx wrote:Angelo was Brotherhood of Man, not ABBA.

"Angelo" and "Fernando" they sang both of them but this f*cking thing must be defective

And No TLD the problem is with our computers it seems. I.T. are running around like headless infidels.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 12 Jan 2016, 8:31 am

seanmichaels wrote:Some t!t in a small white van nearly ran me off the road this morning. The bell 3nd had his company details plastered all over it. I am going to spend all morning signing them up for spam email.

I think I may have mentioned this before but I keep seeing a big tanker on the roads round our way with Northern Disposal Services on the side. I'm pretty sure it is owned by SerialDAVE and a load of dead hookers are being slowly dissolved in the tank.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 8:32 am

~~1. A fimetarious organism grows where?~~RICK
2. What animal's Winkle is four feet long when erect?
3. What animal would you find in a form?
4. What is the main food of the Oyster catcher bird?
5. What type of animal is a markhor?
6. What INSECT can smell a virgin same type from 1.8 miles away?
7. Dybowski's Formosa and Japanese are types of what?
8. Asian moon rat is the only animal smells like a veg which one?
~~9. What's involved in 20% of car accidents in Sweden?~~ RICK
10. What ailment kills the most fruit flies?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 8:33 am

seanmichaels wrote:Some t!t in a small white van nearly ran me off the road this morning. The bell 3nd had his company details plastered all over it. I am going to spend all morning signing them up for spam email.

Do it sean. Do your worst!

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 8:34 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Some t!t in a small white van nearly ran me off the road this morning. The bell 3nd had his company details plastered all over it. I am going to spend all morning signing them up for spam email.

I think I may have mentioned this before but I keep seeing a big tanker on the roads round our way with Northern Disposal Services on the side. I'm pretty sure it is owned by SerialDAVE and a load of dead hookers are being slowly dissolved in the tank.

It's probably just doing the weekly chamber pot collection.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 8:44 am

9 - Moose

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 8:48 am

Correct!

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 8:48 am

by **seanmichaels** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 8:53 am

Is this the time of year when Jeff has to get up early and defrost the sh!tter for TSMR?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 12 Jan 2016, 8:54 am

seanmichaels wrote:Is this the time of year when Jeff has to get up early and defrost the sh!tter for TSMR?

No, I think he brings the bed pan in during the winter months.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 8:56 am

You can guarantee it will stay mild now http://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/633273/Snow-weather-uk-severe-alert-forecast-south-snowbomb

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 8:56 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Is this the time of year when Jeff has to get up early and defrost the sh!tter for TSMR?

No, I think he brings the bed pan in during the winter months.

where does the whippet sleep then?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:00 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Is this the time of year when Jeff has to get up early and defrost the sh!tter for TSMR?

No, I think he brings the bed pan in during the winter months.

where does the whippet sleep then?

They kill them during the winter and bury it in salt. The meat will last till Spring when they can re-home another one.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:03 am

Postlethwaite & Sons do a roaring business in whale oil during cold spells like this. Jeff can get through a litre warming up the tub.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:08 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Is this the time of year when Jeff has to get up early and defrost the sh!tter for TSMR?

No, I think he brings the bed pan in during the winter months.

where does the whippet sleep then?

They kill them during the winter and bury it in salt. The meat will last till Spring when they can re-home another one.

This is Jeff we're talking about. How the feck is he going to catch it?

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:09 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Is this the time of year when Jeff has to get up early and defrost the sh!tter for TSMR?

No, I think he brings the bed pan in during the winter months.

where does the whippet sleep then?

They kill them during the winter and bury it in salt. The meat will last till Spring when they can re-home another one.

This is Jeff we're talking about. How the feck is he going to catch it?

TSMR. She is a runner. She gets them.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:12 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Is this the time of year when Jeff has to get up early and defrost the sh!tter for TSMR?

No, I think he brings the bed pan in during the winter months.

where does the whippet sleep then?

They kill them during the winter and bury it in salt. The meat will last till Spring when they can re-home another one.

This is Jeff we're talking about. How the feck is he going to catch it?

TSMR. She is a runner. She gets them.

You think he'd unshackle her for that long?

by Rowley Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:12 am

Morning all. 16 working days till my hidays, as such your insults are water off a duck's back.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:13 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Is this the time of year when Jeff has to get up early and defrost the sh!tter for TSMR?

No, I think he brings the bed pan in during the winter months.

where does the whippet sleep then?

They kill them during the winter and bury it in salt. The meat will last till Spring when they can re-home another one.

This is Jeff we're talking about. How the feck is he going to catch it?

TSMR. She is a runner. She gets them.

You think he'd unshackle her for that long?

Good point.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:14 am

Rowley wrote:Morning all. 16 working days till my hidays, as such your insults are water off a duck's back.

Jeff, you and I briefly talked about me coming with you to Florida, but I never heard back from you?

I'll assume you don't want me there anymore.

Have a good break anyway.

by Rowley Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:17 am

Sorry Tina complete oversight on my part. We are planning a nice city break for later in the year. You can come on that trip. I'll even pay to make up for this snafoo.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:19 am

Rowley wrote:Sorry Tina complete oversight on my part. We are planning a nice city break for later in the year. You can come on that trip. I'll even pay to make up for this snafoo.

Bradders?

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:21 am

Welcome in Bradders any time Jeffers. Obviously we can not meet, but I can arrange bar credit in all the decent real ale hostelrys, so you can have a few on me.

by Rowley Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:23 am

Not sure Sean, very much in the embryonic stage planning wise. Don't suppose anybody knows what Reykjavik is like by any chance.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:23 am

Rowley wrote:Sorry Tina complete oversight on my part. We are planning a nice city break for later in the year. You can come on that trip. I'll even pay to make up for this snafoo.

For shame

by Guest Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:23 am

Rowley wrote:Morning all. 16 working days till my hidays, as such your insults are whale jizz off Sean's back.

by Guest Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:24 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:Sorry Tina complete oversight on my part. We are planning a nice city break for later in the year. You can come on that trip. I'll even pay to make up for this snafoo.

For shame

in-f*cking-deed

As we say at work...JFNCC (Job's F*cked No C*nt Cares)

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:31 am

Rowley wrote:Sorry Tina complete oversight on my part. We are planning a nice city break for later in the year. You can come on that trip. I'll even pay to make up for this snafoo.

Excellent. So long as the city in question isn't London, I'll be there.

Looking forward to it already.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:44 am

Bit gay....

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:45 am

seanmichaels wrote:~~Bit gay....~~Is there room for little ol' me?

by Alistair Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:47 am

Morning All,

2 episodes from the end of Making a Murderer and the better half decided she was too tired to finish it last night!

How are we all?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:50 am

Alistair wrote:

How are we all?

My testicles are still aching. I think I need them checked now but I have a good relationship with my doc and him juggling with them will ruin that.

by Alistair Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:52 am

I wish i'd never asked....

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:54 am

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:55 am

seanmichaels wrote:but I have a good relationship with my doc

Embarrassing.

I don't even know my doctors name. Genuinely, I have no idea.

Pull yourself together man.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:57 am

In all seriousness, can I call up doctor and just ask him to refer me? I've seen him already and he gave me antibiotics for it. I can't feel anything so no point in him having a go.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 9:59 am

seanmichaels wrote:In all seriousness, can I call up doctor and just ask him to refer me? I've seen him already and he gave me antibiotics for it. I can't feel anything so no point in him having a go.

He has experience with microbiology so he might catch something you missed

by **seanmichaels** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 10:00 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:but I have a good relationship with my doc

Embarrassing.

I don't even know my doctors name. Genuinely, I have no idea.

Pull yourself together man.

When I say good relationship, he is the only doctor who I have been willing to go to. I have issues with doctors, barbers etc. I don't like people in my grill so it was strange that he was ok albeit it was probably down to chatting about cricket and him being the same age as me.

by Alistair Tue 12 Jan 2016, 10:01 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:In all seriousness, can I call up doctor and just ask him to refer me? I've seen him already and he gave me antibiotics for it. I can't feel anything so no point in him having a go.

He has experience with microbiology so he might catch something you missed

Nearly spit my tea out.

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 10:08 am

Craving some fish and chips today. Might go to Tangs tonight

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 10:46 am

Michaelsed it good and proper

by Rowley Tue 12 Jan 2016, 10:48 am

Made me hungry into the bargain as well Shah.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 10:51 am

I got some fish and chips last week although it was a small battered sausage, small chips and curry sauce. How much would that cost up north? Cost me £4.75

by **ShahenshahG** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 10:54 am

Costs 8 quid for a large Cod with large chips and fishcake. And Rowley, don't blame me for your perpetual state of being.

by Alistair Tue 12 Jan 2016, 10:56 am

Rowley wrote:Made me hungry into the bargain as well Shah.

If i still have 2 episodes to go on making a Murderer, should i avoid the discussion thread?

by **Pal Joey** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 11:00 am

$9.80 for large fish, chips and a can of drink down the road. A bit of lemon & vinegar thrown in.
Always see Samoans down there giving huge orders... like 20 fish cocktails, "family" sized chips with a few large bottles of fizzy drinks. The 14 y.o? kid with them must weigh about 120kgs. Shaped like a barrel.

by Guest Tue 12 Jan 2016, 11:02 am

Rowley wrote:Made me hungry into the bargain as well Shah.

What? All the talk of handling Sean's micro nuts?

I'm famished. Put on half a stone at Xmas which may not seem like a lot to some of you (pointing no fingers anywhere) but it doesn't take much for me to look like an unattractive sack of man t!ts in ill fitting clothes so I've decided to get into something approaching "shape" this year. Haven't been running since I broke my foot in June but done a bit since New year. Went for it last night and did 7 and a half miles. Have already lost the half a stone and a bit more in 11 days. Have cut down on portion sizes and stopped snacking or at the very least made them healthier.

Hoping to do a "fun run" this year and will aim to do a 10k instead of a 5k run seeing as how I did more than that last night.

You fat f*cks have no excuse other than sloth ...except those of you from the North who will be naturally more athletic than our airy fairy southern Tom Daley worshipping counterparts.

by Rowley Tue 12 Jan 2016, 11:13 am

Alistair wrote:
Rowley wrote:Made me hungry into the bargain as well Shah.

If i still have 2 episodes to go on making a Murderer, should i avoid the discussion thread?

Yes. You're more than welcome once you've done. There are spoilers on the thread though. It's good isn't it?

by Alistair Tue 12 Jan 2016, 11:21 am

Rowley wrote:
Alistair wrote:
Rowley wrote:Made me hungry into the bargain as well Shah.

If i still have 2 episodes to go on making a Murderer, should i avoid the discussion thread?

Yes. You're more than welcome once you've done. There are spoilers on the thread though. It's good isn't it?

Amazing. One of the best things i've watched in a long time.

by **seanmichaels** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 11:22 am

I was told the same. Is it Netflix?

by **seanmichaels** Tue 12 Jan 2016, 11:24 am

I watched the second series of The Fall last week. Nowhere near as good as the first series. There was a scene in it though where Anderson seduced a young female pathologist. It was genuine material for the bank.

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