The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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JuliusHMarx wrote:Angelo was Brotherhood of Man, not ABBA.

"Angelo" and "Fernando" they sang both of them but this f*cking thing must be defective

And No TLD the problem is with our computers it seems. I.T. are running around like headless infidels.

Baltic darn sarf today.

I may give the canteen a go today. My choices are:

Soup Station - Sweetcorn chowder
The Main Event - Roast Pork with Apple Sauce and seasonal vegetables
From the allotment - Courgette, grilled red pepper and feta filo parcel with lemon and thyme couscous.
The Hub Hot Deli - Roast Pork with sage and onion stuffing, apple sauce in a ructic baguette
The awesome spud - Cumin rubbed jacket potato

What do you reckon?

seanmichaels wrote:I may give the canteen a go today. My choices are:

Soup Station - Sweetcorn chowder
The Main Event - Roast Pork with Apple Sauce and seasonal vegetables
From the allotment - Courgette, grilled red pepper and feta filo parcel with lemon and thyme couscous.
The Hub Hot Deli - Roast Pork with sage and onion stuffing, apple sauce in a ructic baguette
The awesome spud - Cumin rubbed jacket potato

What do you reckon?

Its not really a choice is it?

Airy fairy food or a proper mans lunch.

seanmichaels wrote:Baltic darn sarf today.

So that forecast might be correct?

Gonna be 41 here tomorrow.

seanmichaels wrote:I may give the canteen a go today. My choices are:

Soup Station - Sweetcorn chowder
The Main Event - Roast Pork with Apple Sauce and seasonal vegetables
From the allotment - Courgette, grilled red pepper and feta filo parcel with lemon and thyme couscous.
The Hub Hot Deli - Roast Pork with sage and onion stuffing, apple sauce in a ructic baguette
The awesome spud - Cumin my mouth rubbed jacket potato

What do you reckon?

Right up your street.

Stupid jock

The Loaded Dog wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Baltic darn sarf today.

So that forecast might be correct?

Gonna be 41 here tomorrow.

I think we'll get a few hard frosts the next few nights. Snow up north

seanmichaels wrote:Stupid jock

Racist.

Dispassionate on here today

Disproportionate too.

Hey Shah, is your clan from the plains or highlands of Pakistan? Or somewhere in between?

Highlands - Azad Kashmir


https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Pang+Piran,+Kotli/@33.5159699,73.9122385,1888m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x38e0216a909e3ac1:0x588dc22711efd649!6m1!1e1

ShahenshahG wrote:Highlands - Azad Kashmir


https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Pang+Piran,+Kotli/@33.5159699,73.9122385,1888m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x38e0216a909e3ac1:0x588dc22711efd649!6m1!1e1

That doesn't look much like Luton to me.

ShahenshahG wrote:Highlands - Azad Kashmir


https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Pang+Piran,+Kotli/@33.5159699,73.9122385,1888m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x38e0216a909e3ac1:0x588dc22711efd649!6m1!1e1

Cool

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Highlands - Azad Kashmir


https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Pang+Piran,+Kotli/@33.5159699,73.9122385,1888m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x38e0216a909e3ac1:0x588dc22711efd649!6m1!1e1

That doesn't look much like Luton to me.

Racist

Why did you ask TLD?

Just out of interest. I'm keen on geography, places, etc.
Is that near the disputed area?

The Loaded Dog wrote:Just out of interest. I'm keen on geography, places, etc.
Is that near the disputed area?

I am keen on Geography and could probably point to most places on a map if asked. USA however, no idea.

seanmichaels wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Highlands - Azad Kashmir


https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Pang+Piran,+Kotli/@33.5159699,73.9122385,1888m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x38e0216a909e3ac1:0x588dc22711efd649!6m1!1e1

That doesn't look much like Luton to me.

Racist

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@33.47694,73.954842,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1s40510658!2e1!3e10!6s%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fproxy%2FS8ebvAZLFZEQDG-EVS2rxoAxFQ_wrXo14AdhNnYWHz0MKfMjMJx47w6Ai-5-d4Qtkae6-2fXvGg1GX06xEYnmLufadkvlA%3Dw203-h152!7i4032!8i3024

My wife's village - or rather her Grandfathers. I often call her mong but she hasn't clicked on yet that it's not an affectionate term i've made up because she's from that village.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Adam D wrote:"Pushed to the Edge". It was a cross between Weekend at Bernies and getting members of the public to commit murder!

Thanks.  Sounds right up my street.  I'll have a look.

Lets hope he never meets Serial.  He wouldn't need any encouragement to commit murder.

Derren Brown scratches head and asks, "Have we met before?" I knife him in the face repeatedly and say "Does it matter?"

Tremendous result for the Toon last night, Rick. Thoroughly enjoyable game and excellent performace. Doesn't make up for them stuffing us when we played but it's still good. I look forward to Arsenal treating us like the prefects treat Sean at school this evening.

Been to the dentist this morning, two fillings, been given so much novocaine my mouth feels as numb as I'd imagine Sean's to be after the prefects have finished with him. Am also dribbling quite worrying amounts of fluid...much as I'd imagine Sean to do after the prefects have finished with him.

Morning all, Tina is still my favourite so extra special greetings to him.

Oh yeah, the English National anthem should be "Ace of Spades" ....Get it sorted!

Novocaine for the soul....

Shah wrote:My wife's village - or rather her Grandfathers. I often call her mong but she hasn't clicked on yet that it's not an affectionate term i've made up because she's from that village.

L*L out loud.

Won a free bloody lucky dip on the lotto Saturday. That game is a fecking con nowadays

http://www.acandco.com/careers/vacancies

Would you want to work at this firm?

The guy at the front looks like he would stab you if you looked at him the wrong way and the one on the left of the screen looks very afraid.

At least they have a vague attempt at a token ethnic blurred out in the back...

Adam D wrote:

The guy at the front

He looks like Jules.

Thats not ethnic - thats a fake tanned Scot.

Adam D wrote:Thats not ethnic - thats a fake tanned Scot.

Too much Irn Bru will do that to the Jocks

Guy at the back has his finger up the bird's arse. Jolly pleased with it he is.

I'd also be worried about working for a company that can't spell the name of the town in which they are based.

Be kind, it is a Scottish legal firm, one of those could be superfly. My money is obviously on the bloke on the left with the odd grin.

Rowley wrote:Be kind, it is a Scottish legal firm, one of those could be superfly. My money is obviously on the bloke on the left with the odd grin.

Superfly works in Ladbrookes, I thought that was well established.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Be kind, it is a Scottish legal firm, one of those could be superfly. My money is obviously on the bloke on the left with the odd grin.

Superfly works in Ladbrookes, I thought that was well established.  

you mean Super spends so much time in his local Ladbrokes that people think he works there

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Be kind, it is a Scottish legal firm, one of those could be superfly. My money is obviously on the bloke on the left with the odd grin.

Superfly works in Ladbrookes, I thought that was well established.  

Posh autocorrect ?

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:Be kind, it is a Scottish legal firm, one of those could be superfly. My money is obviously on the bloke on the left with the odd grin.

Superfly works in Ladbrookes, I thought that was well established.  

Posh autocorrect ?

I was guessing. Never been in a bookies in my life.

Chicken broth, Worcester Sauce French Fries, ham sarnie... 7/10

I thought the dodgy smile guy was super as well...

Thats the smile of someone who is hiding a terrible secret.

So yes it could be super.

It's spelled Aberdein because that's the surname of one of the founders of the firm.

My wife went to University with Rob Aberdein who is the son of the founder and who is now a partner in that firm.  Played football against him once and he's a dick.

The Hub Hot Deli - Roast Pork with sage and onion stuffing, apple sauce in a rustic baguette 8/10*

*rustic baguette was in fact a white bap. A good one though.

Cup of coffee and three ibuprofen 3/10

Bag of chips from the chippy.
Tub of Satay sauce left over from last nights Chinese Takeaway.

Value - 7/10
Taste - 6/10
Heart Attack rating - 8/10

Overall - 7/10

Hangover DAVE?

rick_dagless wrote:Hangover DAVE?

He has been to the dentist. Keep up riCK.

Ah, right you are Tino, I have been busy today doing actual legally type stuff, so only been dipping in, I shall raise my game!

I wonder if serial has a couple of gold fillings from his victims. Or just wears them on a chain round his neck.

2 pieces and chips with a meat samosa and coke. 9/10 God I've missed this

Making toad in the hole later, because that's how I roll...

rick_dagless wrote:Making toad in the hole later, because that's how I roll...

Nice. How you doing it?

Cumberland sausage, regular batter mix but with chopped thyme in there, black pudding mash, and gravy.

Any variations?