Chesham United

Goalkeepers
Roman Burki
Diego Lopez

Right Back
Mario Gaspar
Jesus Gamez

Left Back
Adam Masina
Jonas Hector

Centre Back
Thiago Silva
Diego Godin
Samuel Umtiti


Central Midfield
Ilkay Gundogan
Granit Xhaka
Daniel Didavi
Radja Nainggolan


Attacking Midfielders
Douglas Costa
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
Luciano Narsingh
Roberto Firmino

Forwards
Cristiano Ronaldo
Eder
Alex Meier

Budget - 6.25m

Transfers In
Petr Cech £12m
Alisson £3.75m
Hector Bellerin £12m
Jesus Gamez £2.65m
Charlie Daniels £1.5m
Ben Davies £7m
Aleksandr Dragovic £9m
Almen Abdennour £8.5m
Serdar Tasci £3.75m
Fabian Schar £3.4m
Charles Aranguiz £7.2m
Gonzalo Castro £10.5m
Saul Niguez £9.5m
Ruben Neves £6.5m
Manuel Lanzini £7.5m
Javier Hernandez £10.5m
Alberto Paloschi £4.5m
Kevin Kampl 9m
Sven Bender 7.75m
Alex Meier 2.25m
Younes Belhanda 5.65m
Amin Younes - 2.1m
Fabian Orellana - 3m
Lucas Hernandez - 1.5m
Paulo Dybala - 27m
Jonas Hector - 6m
Adriano 3m
Luciano Narsingh 5m - From Miky
Roberto Firmino 26.3m
Kostas Manolas 18m
Diego Lopez 1.5m
John Stones 22.5m
Gonzalo Higuain 45m
Chris Smalling - 14.25m
Diego Benaglio - 3.75m
Sergio Aguero - 45m
David Silva - 28.5m
Ben Chilwell & 4m from Crawley
Radja Nainggolan - 22.5m
Granit Xhaka - 23m
Luis Suarez - 67.5m
Mario Gaspar - 7.5m
Adam Masina - 1.5m
Miranda,Ilkay Gundogan,Marco Reus,
Thiago Silva 15m
Roman Burki 4.5m
Samuel Umtiti 11.25m
Douglas Costa & Thiago Alcantara from Ebbsfleet
Nolito 11.25m
Diego Godin 26.25m
Kevin Gamiero 11.25m
Henrikh Mkhitaryan 22.5m
Eder - 9m
Javier Mascherano & 3m
Cristiano Ronaldo 93.5m
Radja Nainggolan 27m


Money
Week 1 - Bonus 1m
Week 2 - Bonus  1.5m (voted)
Week 3 - Bonus 1m
Week 4 - 1m
Week 5 - 1m
Week 6 - 1m
Week 7 - 1.5m - voted
Week 8 - £0 - Didn't send tactics on time.
Week 9 - 1m
Week 10 - £0
EOS - 7.5m for coming 2nd.
Season 2
Week 1 - 1.5m for voting
Week 2 - 1m
Week 4 - 1m
Week 6 - 1.5m for voting
Week 7 - 1m
Euro 2016 sweepstake -500k

Transfers Out
Sven Bender - 9m
Javier Hernandez - 18m
Fabian Schar - 4m
Dimitri Payet - 18m
Younes Belhanda - 7.5m
Ben Davies 8m
Charlie Daniels 2m
Anthony Martial 30m
Almen Abdennour 10m
Alisson 5m
Lucas Hernandez 3.75m to Viva
Paulo Dybala 40m
Kostas Manolas 24m
Petr Cech 12m
Serdar Tasci 5m
Kevin Kampl 12m
Gonzalo Higuain 60m
Adriano to Crawley
Saul Niguez - £20m
Gonzalo Castro - £14m
Manuel Lanzini - £9m
Diego Benaglio - £5m
Daniel Didavi - 5.25m
Gabi - 6m
Sergio Aguero 60m
Hector Bellerin 13m
Ben Chilwell 1m
Aleksandr Dragovic, Radja Nainggolan & David Silva to MK Dons
Miranda 16m
Chris Smalling 20m
Amin Younes 6m
Marco Reus & Charles Aranguiz to Ebbfleet
Alberto Paloschi - £6m
John Stones - £28m
Thiago Alcuntara - 25m
Fabian Orellana - 4m
Nolito & Gabi
Kevin Gameiro - £15m
Luis Suarez - 90m
Javier Mascherano - £15m

Payet £15m ENQ

Neves, what would you like for him?

I'd want Castro in return.

Castro + Paloschi
=
Pereyra + Augustin

Kouyate is decent. He's big, he's black and he'll rek your arse crack.  What more do you need in a DM

Passing is overrated in a DM. As long as he can tackle and win aerial duels I'm happy. And your forgetting West Ham would be in a relegation battle if it weren't for Kouyate's excellent performances this season.

I'll make sure to play someone else for Kouyate when it's your turn do to votes. You racialist.

I'll give it some thought.

Can I squeeze 20m out of you? X

Meet halfway then at 19m and I'll pack Martial's PJs for you now.

Well you're a big meanie!!
Ah go on then, let's get this thing on and make Nadz a happy boy that a domestic is done x

Could be .. I'd be keen on Niguez?

Payet

I'm afraid I don't do non delusional

Well make me an offer - wow me

I'm not really sure who i want from your team, plenty of quality however i have quite a low budget at the moment, did you have anything or anyone in mind?

He's a quality keeper, no laughing matter. Where would Southampton be without his performances this season?

£1m, same as his lawyer offer would be.

Hernandez 3m enq

Hi sorry to be a pest but can you get back to me on the above please, trying to wrap up deals before tonight. Thank you.

Hi Nando, can I confirm Hernandez for £3m?

Thats a bit too much for me, I'll have a look around if I can't sign someone I'll take him off you for £3.75m or whatever it was.

I'd prefer to do the hernandez deal, if you're happy you can confirm for £3.75m

Nice doing business with you big man.

Alli and Tevez NFS, Williams £5m.

I'm talking £30m wouldn't budge him.

I don't want to sell Aguero yet.

Don't want to sell Kante or Motta as I'm short of midfielder as it is. Kos can go for £22m or equivalent player in another position, preferably winger.

Alright Nando,

Higuain and Castro are probably the two players you have that I want most.
Would also be interested in some kind of cash deal.

Thiago Silva would need something big, and Blind I like both because he's quality and because he's versatile as covers a lot of injuries. Not sure which Dembele you're after - if it's the winger then I'd take a lawyers offer. If it's the striker then I'm not sure tbh.

Stones, Higuain and Bellerin are the players I am interested from your club.

Vardy isn't racist, Mahrez is his best Footballing mate.

I was thinking of some sort of swap with my players.

A combination of wkd blue and "old fashioned" parents made him think that way he has learnt from his mistakes.

Vardy loves Japanese people, see the image below for proof.

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/590x/2213586-598206.jpg

I only want cash.

Adriano = Ben Chilwell and £4m?

Or

Hector = Ben Chilwell and £8m?

Will confirm £4m and Chilwell for Adriano. £15m too much cash for Hector but I see your point of view. Considering it's injury cover for Fuchs it's not worth it for me.

Would you consider the pair of them in a deal for Aguero?

Drunk trebs:diva:

In all seriousness I'm aware that they're worth less combined. But as a starting point would some kind of deal be possible?

Dembele, Lahm and £18m for Aguero maybe?

Laporte can leave but if I was to do a swap for Smalling I'd want £8m. You've got the money from the Higuain deal.

I'll make you a counter offer later. Don't sell Smalling just yet?

Would help us both out;

Lanzini £8m?

I couldn't do that deal, I need to add numbers rather than replace, Guedes gives me better width than Lanzini.

Jonas Hector £8m ENQ

£9.5m ENQ for Hector

That's another £5m/£6m I'll have to spend to bring in another keeper.

I'll up it to £10m for Hector no enq

Sure, what's on offer for him?

I like the following:

Bellerin
Hector
Stones
Naingollan

Mkhi & Weigl
For
Naingollan & ?

Enq

Weigl is the +1 to the date, Mkhi is the actual catch! I was just wanting a make weight winger to fill the Mkhi hole.

Alright nando, what do you want for Smalling? I want the chemistry with Blind.

Smalling is the one I want.

El Ghazi and cash for Smalling perhaps?

Schurrle or Milner could maybe go if the deal is right. Payet only if it's silly money.

Straight swap Schurrle for Smalling?