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Post by Guest on Mon 04 Jul 2016, 3:28 pm

"Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank"
"Monkey Tennis"

There've been a few over the years that never got off the ground. Me, I've developed a sure-fire hit. Recently we've been hit with a multitude of celebrity deaths and surely now is the time to cash in.

CELEBRITY DEATHWATCH!

We take a number of elderly, ill or recreationally irresponsible "celebrities", put them in a swanky hotel and follow them 24/7..."They've all checked in, but who'll check out first!"

Have it sponsored by Ladbrokes with in-play betting and watch the money roll in.

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Post by superflyweight on Mon 04 Jul 2016, 4:07 pm

Celebrity B*kkake

You get some mentally retarded, vapid celebrity worshipping moron (could be male or female) to wear a blindfold and get down on their knees and open their mouth.  You then get a group of minor male celebrities to circle jerk until they each shoot their load into the contestant's mouth.  The contestant then has to guess each of the celebrities.  

Channel 5 are interested.

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Post by Guest on Mon 04 Jul 2016, 4:29 pm

Celebrity Operations

A dozen desperate wanna-be's, has been's and never were's degrade themselves in order to win the cosmetic procedure/first trimester termination they desperately crave in order to be in next week's Daily Mail showing "ample cleavage" or "eye popping amounts of sideb(.)(.)b"

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