6CW Chat v15

Play nice

Nice to see you to see you nice biscuits

Cassius Zhi wrote:Did anyone just see that ghost?
He needed a haircut

I had a really short haircut the other day (like nearly bald short) and came into work everyone was like wtf

I felt like I'd just been released from the gulag and they were afraid of me or something

There's my 5/10 story contribution for the day.

Decent story

When I have a really short haircut I look like I got AIDS

When I shave my hair I look Polish and have been waved at by Polish people

When I was on holiday in Italy, an Indian tour guide said I was the most German looking Englishman he had ever seen. I had to point out I was Welsh of course. But it explained why for the first half of the holiday he was greeting me with Guten Tag

Do Polish people only wave at each other? (or people who look like each other?)

Morning guys

Morning Crimey

Got any nationality-bending barbershop tales for us?

I have not, assume I must just look English. I've also never shaved my head.

I just assume all merseysiders look the same - mid 20's, bourbon baseball cap, adidas jacket and jogging bottoms

Bourbon?

Like the biscuit?

Or one of those hats with two bottles of bourbon upside down on them, with straws?

Not from Merseyside to be fair

Cassius Zhi wrote:Bourbon?

Like the biscuit?

Or one of those hats with two bottles of bourbon upside down on them, with straws?

What's the name of the colour you know like checkered red and brown type - is it not Bourbon?!

Where you from Crimes

You're thinking Burberry

So I am

It's gonna be a long day....

Lancaster

It's close to Morecambe if you know your League Two football, close to Preston as well.

You crazy Scousers with those custard creams hats.

What's the most famous thing about Lancaster?

Apart from being the birthplace of Crime Lord?

And home to the Bourbon Baseball Cap factory?

Cassius Zhi wrote:What's the most famous thing about Lancaster?

Apart from being the birthplace of Crime Lord?

And home to the Bourbon Baseball Cap factory?

War of the Roses maybe? Fun fact, Game of Thrones has Starks and Lannisters, which is supposed to be warped York and Lancaster. Take from that what you will.

Trevor Sinclair was Lancaster City FC's Assistant Manager for a bit last year.

That's about it.

When your 3rd fact involves Trevor Sinclair then it's a poor list of facts.

Cassius Zhi wrote:

When I was on holiday in Italy, an Indian tour guide said I was the most German looking Englishman he had ever seen. I had to point out I was Welsh of course. But it explained why for the first half of the holiday he was greeting me with Guten Tag

Do Polish people only wave at each other? (or people who look like each other?)

I was also in a pub with my wife and I left to go the toilet and when I returned she was laughing as the bargirl told her I had perfect English for a Eastern European

I once did a drinking based treasure hunt in Lancaster, you had to find different locations, but I can't remember what any of them were

Hero wrote:When your 3rd fact involves Trevor Sinclair then it's a poor list of facts.

I like how what is possibly one of the most famous facts in British history, never mind Lancaster's, is swept aside to be replaced by a related, much more interesting one, about Game of Thrones

It's akin to paying reference to the Roman walls in Chester and then going into detail about how Hollyoaks is filmed there.

You Brits and your funny towns, I'm glad we're normal over here

There are literally no facts about Ireland. I checked.

The closest was Bono

Cassius Zhi wrote:There are literally no facts about Ireland. I checked.

The closest was Bono

They had an issue with potatoes once too

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:

Cassius Zhi wrote:There are literally no facts about Ireland. I checked.

The closest was Bono

They had an issue with potatoes once too

Racist

Probably didn't know how to roast them properly.

So is Hero coming back now?
Or will it still be Order and Law?

Cassius Zhi wrote:So is Hero coming back now?
Or will it still be Order and Law?

I have no idea what's going on

Hero - how's the kid doing at footie now? Still ruining the lives of 12-15 year old defenders in the Macclesfield area?

His size is still an issue at the mo as there's not much of him compared to the rest of his age range so we're working on his first touch and awareness using an app called Coerver Coaching.
He got through to the final trials last week for the regional u11 team but didn't make the final team unfortunately.

I'd personally prefer to continue as it stands as Godwin, that's obviously if others are okay with that. If down the line I've shown to be committed then perhaps I'll revert to Hero but he's become far too much of a Jerichoesque character of ever-decreasing circles with my more recent returns.

Come back and have a battle of the egos with Liam Wood

Hero wrote:His size is still an issue at the mo as there's not much of him compared to the rest of his age range so we're working on his first touch and awareness using an app called Coerver Coaching.
He got through to the final trials last week for the regional u11 team but didn't make the final team unfortunately.

I'd personally prefer to continue as it stands as Godwin, that's obviously if others are okay with that. If down the line I've shown to be committed then perhaps I'll revert to Hero but he's become far too much of a Jerichoesque character of ever-decreasing circles with my more recent returns.

Sweet sounds like he's doing ok - will grow soon

Although I've always had issues with my size too. Lack of it always coming back to haunt me in big spots

xviperx wrote:Come back and have a battle of the egos with Liam Wood

There's only one winner there biatch.

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:

Hero wrote:His size is still an issue at the mo as there's not much of him compared to the rest of his age range so we're working on his first touch and awareness using an app called Coerver Coaching.
He got through to the final trials last week for the regional u11 team but didn't make the final team unfortunately.

I'd personally prefer to continue as it stands as Godwin, that's obviously if others are okay with that. If down the line I've shown to be committed then perhaps I'll revert to Hero but he's become far too much of a Jerichoesque character of ever-decreasing circles with my more recent returns.

Sweet sounds like he's doing ok - will grow soon

Although I've always had issues with my size too. Lack of it always coming back to haunt me in big spots

That's what she said.

Hero wrote:

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:

Hero wrote:His size is still an issue at the mo as there's not much of him compared to the rest of his age range so we're working on his first touch and awareness using an app called Coerver Coaching.
He got through to the final trials last week for the regional u11 team but didn't make the final team unfortunately.

I'd personally prefer to continue as it stands as Godwin, that's obviously if others are okay with that. If down the line I've shown to be committed then perhaps I'll revert to Hero but he's become far too much of a Jerichoesque character of ever-decreasing circles with my more recent returns.

Sweet sounds like he's doing ok - will grow soon

Although I've always had issues with my size too. Lack of it always coming back to haunt me in big spots

That's what she said.

Don't even get that far most of the time

Your son is probably getting closer to p*ssy then Olly tbf Hero.

Fernando wrote:Your son is probably getting closer to p*ssy then Olly tbf Hero.

I quoted Will Young in my last pretend wrestler promo

I don't know what more a woman would want from a guy

Hero wrote:

xviperx wrote:Come back and have a battle of the egos with Liam Wood

There's only one winner there biatch.

Well at least you're coming to terms with that

Evening

Toozetastic

How's life

Not bad mate, now on way home after a nightmare day.
How's you?

A rough one over here too - had people screaming down the phone at me all morning and I was like chill it's not the end of life but apparently it was hahha

Now eating Pringles so all is gravy

Nightmare day?

I'll match that and raise you. It's a school night but I'm on gin.

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