Has anyone been to Runcorn?

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I used to live there, it is is real sh*thole. The highlights are the small field near the shops on the Town Hall estate - although please be careful to avoid the syringes and rusty prams.

There is also the Murdishaw estate which is not lovely at this time of year. Some people like Windmill Hill but I always found that a bit too safe and not quite violent enough. Some people even say please and thank you there.

I would suggest folk go to Reykjavik before trying Runcorn.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

Thinking about it though, Lady Mary did kill a Turkish gentleman with her fanny

I have no idea what you're talking about but it is very arousing nonetheless.

O'Brien was also a bit intimidating, as was the Dowager.  I'll avoid provoking the gash on my Runcorn visit.

Galted wrote:I'll avoid provoking the gash on my Runcorn visit.

I wouldn't worry about that. They would consider it a compliment.

Jason Manford is doing a gig next week in Runcorn. Not sure if his radio sidekick Steve Edge will also be there - he is much funnier.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Jason Manford is doing a gig next week in Runcorn. Not sure if his radio sidekick Steve Edge will also be there - he is much funnier.

Totally agree on Steve Edge, Jules.

Thanks for letting me know about the Manford gig. I won't be going, but appreciate the heads up.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Jason Manford is doing a gig next week in Runcorn. Not sure if his radio sidekick Steve Edge will also be there - he is much funnier.

Totally agree on Steve Edge, Jules.

Thanks for letting me know about the Manford gig. I won't be going, but appreciate the heads up.

I won't be going either, but wasn't sure if you were a fan of Manford's radio program.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Jason Manford is doing a gig next week in Runcorn. Not sure if his radio sidekick Steve Edge will also be there - he is much funnier.

Totally agree on Steve Edge, Jules.

Thanks for letting me know about the Manford gig. I won't be going, but appreciate the heads up.

I won't be going either, but wasn't sure if you were a fan of Manford's radio program.

I listen to it, but only because Steve Edge makes me laugh. Manford isn't funny. That is why I won't be going to his gig.

I'm funnier than Jason Manford. Although I'm not as funny as Steve Edge.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I'm funnier than Jason Manford.

I've got you about level.

Sh*t on here today.

Galted wrote:Sh*t on here today.

I make you correct.

Sh*t on here this year.

Driving in heavy rain this morning on the M56 and saw signs for Runcorn...recalled this thread and amused wife with excerpts : she briefly considered
turning off to visit but sanity prevailed and we drove on to Chester...

Your wife made the right decision.

Wise call. Unless you've got Tino for backup you don't want to be straying into Runcorn.

Duty281 wrote:Wise call. Unless you've got Tino for backup you don't want to be straying into Runcorn.

Even then I wouldn't advise it.