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Fist.

No wonder the people of Scotland hate you.

Ian Ward was a gimp.

Only time he was happy was when we forked out on his book.

superflyweight wrote:No wonder the people of Scotland hate you.  

It was only one Scottish person. And the fact he threw a bottle away rather than reclaim the 20p makes me think he wasn't Scottish at all.

Excellent banter, chaps.  Speaking as a massive fascist it's nice to know there are still a few races/nationalities that you can legally take the p*ss out of.  I make it Scots, Northerners, Southerners, Aussies, Americans, Kiwis, Saffas and the Welsh.  Not sure about paddies the Irish.

Galted wrote:Excellent banter, chaps.  Speaking as a massive fascist it's nice to know there are still a few races/nationalities that you can legally take the p*ss out of.  I make it Scots, Northerners, Southerners, Aussies, Americans, Kiwis, Saffas and the Welsh.  Not sure about paddies the Irish.

What a bunch of Swansacks we are. (I added Canadians) You won't hear any unnecessary ululating from us... unless it directly affects us.

Galted wrote:Excellent banter, chaps.  Speaking as a massive fascist it's nice to know there are still a few races/nationalities that you can legally take the p*ss out of.  I make it Scots, Northerners, Southerners, Aussies, Americans, Kiwis, Saffas and the Welsh.  Not sure about paddies the Irish.

There used to be a chap/young kid on the Boxing board called Strongback. Massive c*nt. Not in the Soul Requiem/Super_Insecure bracket of c*ntishness but not far off.

He was Oirish. Superfly used to go to town on him quite often. Truss used to get involved as well. Imagine that - a mick, a sweaty and a septic all going at it.

Sometimes the sexual tension was palpable.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:Excellent banter, chaps.  Speaking as a massive fascist it's nice to know there are still a few races/nationalities that you can legally take the p*ss out of.  I make it Scots, Northerners, Southerners, Aussies, Americans, Kiwis, Saffas and the Welsh.  Not sure about paddies the Irish.

There used to be a chap/young kid on the Boxing board called Strongback. Massive c*nt. Not in the Soul Requiem/Super_Insecure bracket of c*ntishness but not far off.

He was Oirish. Superfly used to go to town on him quite often. Truss used to get involved as well. Imagine that - a mick, a sweaty and a septic all going at it.

Sometimes the sexual tension was palpable.  

I've missed a lot of collateral enjoyment by not being a boxing board regular. The name Strongback is familiar.

Sunshine is just right for burning ants with a magnifying glass, eh, Tino?

Strongfist!

Secret sicond.

I assume that Rick is late because he's squeezing the sweat out of his flat cap.

Either that or he's been cancelled by the Twitter trannies.

He's probably just dropped his double cone ice cream.

We could see the fastest instance of an ice cream metling in Scotland today.  Would smash the previous record of 4.5 days.

Afternoon, all, I got tired pushing my hovis bike up cobbled streets, so I am late.

Oh yeah... right. You were seen swimming in a canal and your hair's still wet... so how do you explain that?

That was probably a hotter otter.

rick_dagless wrote:That was probably a hotter otter.

I otters. They're so slippery looking.

Yep basically wet puppies.

We have a resident mink here, my apts. are basically between a canal and a river, and you can see it swimming in the canal and checking you out from the sewer grates, like a cute pennywise.

I'll temporarily occupy Rick's fist.

I worry about him when the weather's like this, conditions down the whippet mine must be intolerable.

Sicond.

Far too early for an unmichaelsing but there you go, that's what we've become.

Cheers, Super, for 2 hours and 44 minutes I felt quite exposed and lonely.

Like my hampton on a long train journey.

Belated congratulations on yesterday's ice-cream joke. It has joined the Galted nicked from 606v2 repertoire.

Thanks for the love!

Where the hell are PJ and Rick today? If they start skipping days on here then all that is going to be left are the occasional visits from Tina's ghost.

I'm here mate. Just winding down at the end of the week. I do feel like going into hibernation on these long cold winter nights. Maybe I'm part bear?

Glad to see you're well, PJ. The most frustrating part of Rick's absence is the lack of recently dead celebrities.

We may have to concede that Rick might not be famous. Disappointing.

I imagine that he's something of a local celebrity being northern and able to use a computer, but it's unfortunately not the sort of fame that extends to such bastions of western civilisation as Scotland, Australia and Greenwich.

superflyweight wrote:Where the hell are PJ and Rick today?

F*ck you and your haggis, 'fly.

I see you more as an afternoon member, Jules. Much more in keeping with the air of general loucheness that surounds you.

I'm here as well. Not in physical form, but here.

Super, I admire your patience with the other Super. The older I get, the less I can be bothered with c*nts like him/her. But then you're brighter than I am so maybe it gets your juices flowing.

And Jules, you rotter, don't think I missed your burning ants post.

I just like poking holes in his arguments and repeatedly implying that he's a racist.  If it didn't wind him up then I wouldn't bother.  

Mrs Superfly has gone out this afternoon with our daughters and the 6 porn star martinis that she ordered for herself and her friend from the local pub have just arrived.  She might get a nasty shock when she gets back...

(she'll probably catch me w*nking with her tights over my head).

superflyweight wrote:

(she'll probably catch me w*nking with her tights over my head).

Is is the act of putting the tights on your head that elevates you from chubby to full boner or is it a more conceptual thing where you can pretend you're not someone you are?

Just asking for a friend...

It depends on the individual - you get back what you put into it.

My w*nking life has taken a massive blow, pardon the pun, with Galtova being furloughed and me working permanently from home.  Doesn't help that's we live in a one-bedroom flat with a tiny balcony and a toddler.  When I do manage to finagle a bit of Galted-and-his-knob time I've got the f*cking cat watching me.  I would go so far as to say I've had more proper intercoursing over the last half a year than solo efforts which, pardon the pun again, f*cking sucks.

Galtova was complaining to me the other day about her w*nkng life in a very similar manner.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galtova was complaining to me the other day about her w*nkng life in a very similar manner.

I wonder who her bit on the side is not that she's only using you for confiding.

Not 100% sure, but something changed around the time Tino rose from his grave, like a newly aroused pen1s.

Food for thought but I don't think she's nearly old enough for Tino.

Time for breakfist.

The most important fist of the day, Jules.

Very dark here. Lights do matter.

Promising start to the day but it's tailed off somewhat. Despite good efforts from Julius and PJ, Rick's absence is just too big a void to fill - not sure even some Scottish-based scorn or a cameo from Tino can adequately mask it.

The team is bigger than any individual player, Galted.

True, Julius, but we can't afford to keep losing the likes of Jeff and michaels and not bother replacing them. Shah showed flashes of brilliance a year or two back but he's lacked consistency and doesn't even make the starting line-up anymore. Signing Guildford was a brave act but his age is showing and he doesn't really seem able to keep up with the pace of such a high-profile thread.

I am not Seafolly.

Sicond to an unclaimed fist.

I'm starting to worrry about Rick - is he DAVE's latest victim?

Unsatisfying tird.

Where is Rick?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccckkkkkkk!!!!!!

PJ - has Australia's largest swimwear firm gone into administration?