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by **Pal Joey** Wed 05 Aug 2020, 10:41 am

First topic message reminder :

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or for Rick... Laugh

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 9:22 am

Sawney sicond.

by **superflyweight** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 9:26 am

Morning PJ. All well in the Upside Down?

Got to say, I'm staggered that the golf board is full of people that are ham-fisted in their use of words to describe different ethnic groups.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 9:33 am

Hi Supes. All good down here. Quite warm and summery today. Was half-naked for most of it.

That golf board... gives me 'eadache reading it. Surely they aren't seriously serious?

Great use of "ham-fisted" by the way... (I always visualise a cartoon ham when I read that)

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 10:02 am

Galted and Tino want to know which half was naked

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Nov 2020, 10:30 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted and Tino want to know which half was naked

It won't be Navy, that's for sure.

He definitely leaves his hi-viz jacket on at all times. Covers his nuts with his little clipboard.

by **Galted** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 10:47 am

Which half of you was naked, PJ?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Nov 2020, 10:54 am

Galted wrote:Which half of you was naked, PJ?

The left hand side.

by **Galted** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 10:56 am

Ooooh, very nice.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 10:58 am

Galted wrote:Which half of you was naked, PJ?

Most of me for a short while, Galted.
I had a few swims today... the water is beautiful and so crystal clear. Here (on my own) I just wear Speedos (or sluggos as they say here)

The usual procedure after getting out of the water is:

1. Towel down a bit, dry feet. (I have nice clean floors)
2. Grab undies... peel myself out of wet sluggos
3. Wipe buttocks / gonads dry... actually more like 2-3 quick dabs.
4. Put on undies (and get that warm fuzzy feeling in the nether regions)
5. Hang up wet towel and sluggos... they dry out in about half an hour on a hot day.... or maybe 45 mins.

Then when I'm about to put something more respectable like board shorts on... I usually just flop down on the sofa as I am.

So maybe 90% naked at a guess.

by **superflyweight** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 11:02 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted and Tino want to know which half was naked

It won't be Navy, that's for sure.

He definitely leaves his hi-viz jacket on at all times. Covers his nuts with his little clipboard.

He's not the hardest to wind up, is he?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Nov 2020, 11:03 am

Pal Joey wrote:

So maybe 90% naked at a guess.

Do you have pictures?

Me and Galted are just asking for a friend.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Nov 2020, 11:03 am

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Galted and Tino want to know which half was naked

It won't be Navy, that's for sure.

He definitely leaves his hi-viz jacket on at all times. Covers his nuts with his little clipboard.

He's not the hardest to wind up, is he?

Really isn't. He is on the cusp of going full Alf Garnett at the moment.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 11:09 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

So maybe 90% naked at a guess.

Do you have pictures?

Me and Galted are just asking for a friend.

Unofrtunately for you and your friends, no.

Last thing I have on my mind after a swim is unpacking my Canon Powershot G7 and cranking up the zoom lens.
Even my phone is usually pre-occupied making love to its charger 'lady friend'... over there on the side board.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Nov 2020, 11:13 am

Pal Joey wrote:

"Last thing I have on my mind after a swim is unpacking my Canon Powershot G7 and cranking up the zoom lens" - Bruce Springsteen 2020
"Even my phone is usually pre-occupied making love to its charger 'lady friend'... over there on the side board" - Craig David 2020

by **Galted** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 11:22 am

Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

So maybe 90% naked at a guess.

Do you have pictures?

Me and Galted are just asking for a friend.

Unofrtunately for you and your friends, no.

Last thing I have on my mind after a swim is unpacking my Canon Powershot G7 and cranking up the zoom lens.
Even my phone is usually pre-occupied making love to its charger 'lady friend'... over there on the side board.

Our friend would like to know if you ever mow the lawn in your Speedos.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 11:24 am

Split day... Probably.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 11:45 am

Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

So maybe 90% naked at a guess.

Do you have pictures?

Me and Galted are just asking for a friend.

Unofrtunately for you and your friends, no.

Last thing I have on my mind after a swim is unpacking my Canon Powershot G7 and cranking up the zoom lens.
Even my phone is usually pre-occupied making love to its charger 'lady friend'... over there on the side board.

Our friend would like to know if you ever mow the lawn in your Speedos.

God no. Imagine if the blades came loose and chopped an ankle off? I'd like to be relatively well dressed when I am wheeled into Emergency.

btw, I pay an old bloke (squinted eyes, skin like a lizard, hunched back) to do the edges and lawns. I see it as my contribution to the community.
We chat about things like grass types, footy, pubs, local demography... you know... and how things were so much better back in the "good old days".

by **Galted** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 11:50 am

Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

So maybe 90% naked at a guess.

Do you have pictures?

Me and Galted are just asking for a friend.

Unofrtunately for you and your friends, no.

Last thing I have on my mind after a swim is unpacking my Canon Powershot G7 and cranking up the zoom lens.
Even my phone is usually pre-occupied making love to its charger 'lady friend'... over there on the side board.

Our friend would like to know if you ever mow the lawn in your Speedos.

God no. Imagine if the blades came loose and chopped an ankle off? I'd like to be relatively well dressed when I am wheeled into Emergency.

btw, I pay an old bloke (squinted eyes, skin like a lizard, hunched back) to do the edges and lawns. I see it as my contribution to the community.
We chat about things like grass types, footy, pubs, local demography... you know... and how things were so much better back in the "good old days".

With a bit of luck he's an eccentric millionaire who hates his family.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 12:01 pm

Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

So maybe 90% naked at a guess.

Do you have pictures?

Me and Galted are just asking for a friend.

Unofrtunately for you and your friends, no.

Last thing I have on my mind after a swim is unpacking my Canon Powershot G7 and cranking up the zoom lens.
Even my phone is usually pre-occupied making love to its charger 'lady friend'... over there on the side board.

Our friend would like to know if you ever mow the lawn in your Speedos.

God no. Imagine if the blades came loose and chopped an ankle off? I'd like to be relatively well dressed when I am wheeled into Emergency.

btw, I pay an old bloke (squinted eyes, skin like a lizard, hunched back) to do the edges and lawns. I see it as my contribution to the community.
We chat about things like grass types, footy, pubs, local demography... you know... and how things were so much better back in the "good old days".

With a bit of luck he's an eccentric millionaire who hates his family.

Like Being There you mean... or are you referencing another film?

He'd make a decent PM. He has a bit of that sudden Joe Biden anger when I mention someone (an RL player) or something (water restrictions) that upsets him. Never angry at me personally though... I just wind him up sometimes.

Have you heard about a character called Uncle Arthur? He's a bit like him on occasion.

Uncle Arthur:

by **Galted** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 12:05 pm

Wasn't (intentionally) referring to a film. Meant that one day, when he keels over dead, you'll get a visit from the Aussie versions of Rick and Super with good news about the will.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 12:17 pm

If so, I'd probably donate it to a good cause. Like The Homeless Mopoke Society & Friends.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 12:24 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:Split day... Probably.

3 months and 7 days since the last one. Exactly the same as the previous split.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 12:33 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Split day... Probably.
3 months and 7 days since the last one. Exactly the same as the previous split.

Don't worry. I'm going to sleep soon. Need to make sure I miss this one.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 12:45 pm

The tea society is all about consistency...

I feel GB should get it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 2:56 pm

Update: Split day tomorrow.

by guildfordbat Thu 12 Nov 2020, 8:14 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:The tea society is all about consistency...

I feel GB should get it.

I reckon so but I'm just the journeyman sub who comes on for the last 10 minutes of some games here.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 12 Nov 2020, 9:21 pm

guildfordbat wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:The tea society is all about consistency...

I feel GB should get it.

I reckon so but I'm just the journeyman sub who comes on for the last 10 minutes of some games here.

... and scores a cracking goal from 30 yards out.

by **Galted** Fri 13 Nov 2020, 7:47 am

Pal Joey wrote:
guildfordbat wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:The tea society is all about consistency...

I feel GB should get it.

I reckon so but I'm just the journeyman sub who comes on for the last 10 minutes of some games here.

... and scores a cracking goal from 30 yards out.

Only for it to be ruled out by VAR.

COntroversial fist.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 Nov 2020, 7:50 am

Sicond, happy Friday the 13th in 2020, nothing can possibly go wrong today.

by **superflyweight** Fri 13 Nov 2020, 8:03 am

Tird. I’m not Peter Sutcliffe.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 Nov 2020, 8:12 am

Dave might be, this is the former stomping ground of Sooty's Hammer.

by **superflyweight** Fri 13 Nov 2020, 8:45 am

Heartbreaking to think that Dave is either dead or right now sobbing over the bloodied butchered corpse of a prostitute.

by **Galted** Fri 13 Nov 2020, 8:47 am

I don't think Peter Sutcliffe was brutal enough to be Dave. I'll never forget his post about hitting someone in the face with a hammer until there's no head left and you're knocking dents into the floor (Dave's post, that is, not Peter Sutcliffe's).

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 Nov 2020, 8:49 am

Though, with Sooty biting the dust, and Cummings basically f**ing off Friday the 13th has started differently than expected.

by **Galted** Fri 13 Nov 2020, 8:50 am

And apologies for redirecting the thread to Jeff and Tw*tter again but he once referred to Peter Sutcliffe as a 'rascal'.

It's content like that makes the gigantic sh*tshow of irrelevent opinions and theories worth trawling.

by **Galted** Fri 13 Nov 2020, 8:52 am

rIck_dAgless wrote:Though, with Sooty biting the dust, and Cummings basically f**ing off Friday the 13th has started differently than expected.

Don't know where to start on the front page of the BBC site, Cummings, Sutcliffe or rogue orcas terrorising sailors in the Atlantic.

Edit: of course it has to be the orcas.

by **Galted** Fri 13 Nov 2020, 8:53 am

Over half of the posts on 606v2 today have been from the morning tea society.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 13 Nov 2020, 8:54 am

987...

Which half? Asking on behalf of a friend.

by **Galted** Fri 13 Nov 2020, 8:57 am

L*l out loud. The relevant half.

by **Galted** Fri 13 Nov 2020, 8:58 am

60% before this post.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 13 Nov 2020, 9:00 am

nice reference, Peej.

MTS the 606 OG's

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