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Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:I went to a number of operas in the late 90s with a French bird I was trying to impress.  Probably about ten hours in total without even coming close to getting my leg over.  The last one (possibly the Marriage of Figaro) included another 'friend' from work she'd invited who did get his leg over.

You should have just taken her to watch Se7en. Still results in a lack of sex but the time commitment is dramatically less.

If only I'd known you then, Tino, life would have been so much easier.

That story is sadder than the one about the tramp noshing you off.

I'm not Eric Hall. I'm not even 10% of him.

Monster!

It's a bit worrying using a fist to unmichaels a lawyer.

I hope he doesn't sue me.

Galted wrote:It's a bit worrying using a fist to unmichaels a lawyer.

I hope he doesn't sue me.

Cheers Galted. I've removed you from my "to sue" list.

l*l out loud, didn't know that legal humour was a thing

It's a laugh a f*cking minute. You can just imagine the type of jolly characters that make up the profession.

What do you get if you cross a lawyer with a tree-cutter?

I'm a barrister and I'm ok, I chop all night and I sue all day?

No.
Sue Pollard.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:It's a bit worrying using a fist to unmichaels a lawyer.

I hope he doesn't sue me.

Cheers Galted.  I've removed you from my "to sue" list.  

I've added him to my "to do" list.

It's a shame rick is Bruce Swedien. He would have appreciated my Sue Pollard joke.

Innuendoless fist.

Simply sicond

Rick apologises for his absence but he's sitting on the front step waiting for the postman to deliver his PS5.

Shame. He'd get much more enjoyment from the Sue Pollard joke.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Shame. He'd get much more enjoyment from the Sue Pollard joke.

I liked the joke.

I also enjoyed my 'adding Galted to my to do list' quip but no one else appeared to.

C*nts.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Shame. He'd get much more enjoyment from the Sue Pollard joke.

I liked the joke.

I also enjoyed my 'adding Galted to my to do list' quip but no one else appeared to.

C*nts.

Apologies, I did notice your post, but wasn't sure whether you meant 'to do' as in 'to exterminate' or 'to bugger', or perhaps something else which was over my head.  I was still pontificating when I realised that it was time for a fist.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Shame. He'd get much more enjoyment from the Sue Pollard joke.

I liked the joke.

I also enjoyed my 'adding Galted to my to do list' quip but no one else appeared to.

C*nts.

I'm still reeling from the lack of love for my Shahshaw Redemption pun about 5 years ago (caused by Jules calling Shah "Shaw" and then apologising). I accept that Shawshah Redemption would have been better but it was still a cracking bit of word play.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Shame. He'd get much more enjoyment from the Sue Pollard joke.

I liked the joke.

I also enjoyed my 'adding Galted to my to do list' quip but no one else appeared to.

C*nts.

Apologies, I did notice your post, and assumed 'to do' meant 'to exterminate', since if it had meant 'to bugger' it would have been on the 'done' list.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:Shame. He'd get much more enjoyment from the Sue Pollard joke.

I liked the joke.

I also enjoyed my 'adding Galted to my to do list' quip but no one else appeared to.

C*nts.

Apologies, I did notice your post, but wasn't sure whether you meant 'to do' as in 'to exterminate' or 'to bugger', or perhaps something else which was over my head.  I was still pontificating when I realised that it was time for a fist.

In my mind, it was 'to bugger' followed by 'to exterminate' so no one found out. But it appears Jules has already rumbled us on this.

Michaelsed another one.

I'm beginning to think I should die again.

Filth is usually a good way to michaels a thread. You won't win a Pulitzer with it.

Half naked fist.

Saw the van Gogh exhibition today. Arles quite impressed with his brushwork. The nutter could paint.

Sicond.
Excellent word play PJ. It's a vincentive to us all to do more

Tird. I'd love to Gogh (American pronunciation) to that exhibit.

van Gogh's work is a load of pollocks if you ask me.

Galted wrote:van Gogh's work is a load of pollocks if you ask me.

But it would still cost you a lot of monet to buy one.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:van Gogh's work is a load of pollocks if you ask me.

But it would still cost you a lot of monet to buy one.

Munch too much.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:van Gogh's work is a load of pollocks if you ask me.

But it would still cost you a lot of monet to buy one.

Munch too much.

Careful, it may give you Degas.

But if you had one on your wall it would certainly turner few heads.

JuliusHMarx wrote:But if you had one on your wall it would certainly turner few heads.

Definitely. Better than poussin all your manet away buying expensive cars.

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:But if you had one on your wall it would certainly turner few heads.

Definitely. Better than poussin all your manet away buying expensive cars.

Donatello me that there's more enjoyment to be had from art than from expensive cars.

Galted wrote:

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:But if you had one on your wall it would certainly turner few heads.

Definitely. Better than poussin all your manet away buying expensive cars.

Donatello me that there's more enjoyment to be had from art than from expensive cars.

Well I suppose with the exception of a little red courbet. Would have to be red though... not mantegna.

Pal Joey wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:But if you had one on your wall it would certainly turner few heads.

Definitely. Better than poussin all your manet away buying expensive cars.

Sorry to end the punathon but need to talk to you, PJ.

Found some TV gold last night. The Test on Amazon Prime. Follows your cricket team from the sandpaper scandal in SA to the 2019 Ashes and how Langer and Paine tried to change the culture of the team and repair their reputation. Really is good. I watched a good 4 hours of it last night before I started to hallucinate through tiredness.

Dave Warner still manages to come across as a massive c*nt, despite it being a documentary about redemption, and Smith still comes across as being upset that he got caught rather than upset that he cheated but other than that, it is great TV.

Tim Paine is now my third favourite Aussie after you and the bloke that plays the serial killer in Wolf Creek.

Paine might be a limited player but a solid human being and a good leader of men. He unleashes some great sledging of Virat Kohli in there as well.

Yes, think I've seen that one or something similar.

Paine is half decent but he needs to work on his niggling. Those comments to an Indian batsman here (about Kohli) were cringey. Never liked Warner after he was mean to Joe Root (in a bar?) and it was hilarious seeing Smith bawl like a baby. Not a huge fan of Langer. Don't like his whiny voice and overuse of swearwords.

Went past the SCG today... warm weather. I see the Indian's first ODI  match is next week - without a crowd. Silly... just jam them in and cross our fingers. I've got a membership there so wouldn't mind seeing them again. Otherwise it might have to be a BBL match... ?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Tim Paine is now my third favourite Aussie after you and the bloke that plays the serial killer in Wolf Creek.

There's this chap as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QCgqQdmr0M

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Tim Paine is now my third favourite Aussie after you and the bloke that plays the serial killer in Wolf Creek.

There's this chap as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QCgqQdmr0M

That's the Australian Prime Minister.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i739SyCu9I

This guy is my hero

Aw gawd... he makes a strong case for involuntary euthanasia. Couldn't listen to it all but I think it gets worse the further north you go here. I gather he means good but I struggle to listen to him.

There's a new series of "Housos" - in the covid era. Honestly... what's the world coming to?
It's shot out in western Sydney and it's probably not too far off the marc. (sorry... last pun)

Super, you know he also has a son in politics? Two of them! His electorate is about twice the size of France... more crocs (and frogs) than people though. He always gets dissed off in parliament. "Your time has expired... and I can't see a question in there"   Total fruitcake!

superflyweight wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i739SyCu9I

This guy is my hero

L*l out loud, looks like a sh*t ventriloquist's dummy that's been made of discarded bits of other ventriloquists' dummies.

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i739SyCu9I

This guy is my hero

L*l out loud, looks like a sh*t ventriloquist's dummy that's been made of discarded bits of other ventriloquists' dummies.

He's really easy to fire up. Get's so angry.

If your car broke down near his place and you went walking towards his property (unknowingly)... he'd fill you full of buckshot first.

Then ask "why are you here?"

Think he's got rabies... or some nasty tropical disease at least.

Pal Joey wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i739SyCu9I

This guy is my hero

L*l out loud, looks like a sh*t ventriloquist's dummy that's been made of discarded bits of other ventriloquists' dummies.

He's really easy to fire up. Get's so angry.

If your car broke down near his place and you went walking towards his property (unknowingly)... he'd fill you full of buckshot first.

Then ask "why are you here?"

Think he's got rabies... or some nasty tropical disease at least.

Still rather him than the dithering mop-haired hunchback we've got.

He's the equivalent to the Tea Party or UKIP. He has his own party - named after himself.

At every election he receives decent windfalls for his federal (one) and state (two) seats plus up to $1m in donations mostly from the pro gun lobby.

I made a mistake above. His electorate, Kennedy, is slightly smaller than France... 220,000 sq m  compared to 247,500 sq m for France.

Morning, all, i was on leave last week, and I can confirm the PS5 is a great bit of kit.

Fist

Sicond. My son was one of the the people who got shafted by Amazon. His pre-order got 'lost' after it reached the depot.
Can you help us sue them?

Congratulations, Rick. I would be very impressed if your week's leave was spent as a courier for Amazon.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Sicond. My son was one of the the people who got shafted by Amazon. His pre-order got 'lost' after it reached the depot.
Can you help us sue them?

Are they giving him a refund?

Supes is more expert in this than me, but having recently gone through this with a "lost" switch, it was fairly straightforward to get a refund.

Thanks, Galts, I play it knowing I have stopped a child getting it for xmas.

Yeah, he'll get a refund but that doesn't help getting a PS5. Hopefully get some compensation as well. Hard to believe a company as large as amazon not having decent systems in place to prevent fairly large scale theft.