Music Section Morning Tea Society

by **Galted** Fri 13 Nov 2020, 9:10 am

First topic message reminder :

Is that the split?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 26 Jan 2021, 1:47 pm

That joke was very sew-sew

by lostinwales Tue 26 Jan 2021, 3:54 pm

Laughed so hard I got a stitch.

Or maybe not

by **Galted** Tue 26 Jan 2021, 4:57 pm

Took me a while to cotton on.

by **Galted** Tue 26 Jan 2021, 5:06 pm

lostinwales wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:

Apologies to Tino. I know this news will deeply upset him.

Yes, it has.

I got bitten on the hand the other day by our corn snake. My own fault as I got lazy with feeding him and wasn't paying attention. He struck for the defrosted mouse but I was holding it by the tail rather than using tongs and he missed and hit me just below the thumb. They only have tiny little teeth but they are razor sharp and once they latch on, they don't let go easily. So I had to walk to the sink with a snake attached and blood dripping off my hand. Then had to flick some water on his face to get him to let go. To make matters worse, he then rejected the mouse as he was clearly distressed.

Not sure if that is as exciting as clearing sh*t from a swimming pool but it is all I've got.

Sod Jeff, that story might get David Attenborough joining the forum. Sounds a bit like my interactions with my cat, although her teeth aren't little and splashing water in her face would probably result in more bloodshed.

Many years ago I was giving a worming tablet to one of our cats. She managed to bite my thumb hard enough to get a fang through the nail. Most of the time she was a real sweetheart.

Commiserations, even if it was years ago. My cat doesn't really bother with a veneer of lovability unless she wants feeding. She tends to show affection to me by nipping my nose or nasal septum, drawing blood on occasion.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 26 Jan 2021, 5:18 pm

I have to give one of my cats 3 pills a day for a heart condition. No injuries, but occasionally find the tablet on the floor a day later - must hold it in his mouth for some time before spitting it out.

by lostinwales Tue 26 Jan 2021, 5:36 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:I have to give one of my cats 3 pills a day for a heart condition. No injuries, but occasionally find the tablet on the floor a day later - must hold it in his mouth for some time before spitting it out.

Wouldn't be without them but they are cunning little 'illegitimate children'

by **Galted** Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:26 am

Sometimes
he's fist
but other times he's not
Galted
Galted

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:03 am

Sicond
Sicond
It's sort of like second
Julius
Julius

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:12 am

Tird
Tird
Been a while since we've done this
Tird
Tird

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:24 am

His dag
Is less
For which we say God bless
RiCk_DaglEsS
rIck_DAgLeSs

by **superflyweight** Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:43 am

He's dead
He's not
He's still an insect sl*t
Tina
Tina

by **superflyweight** Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:46 am

Didn't realise that the filter changed sl*t to promiscuous.

He's dead
His nose is like a proboscis
He's still insect promiscuous
Tina
Tina

by **Galted** Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:20 am

Let it
be said
he michaelsed up the thread
superfly
superfly

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:40 am

superflyweight wrote:Didn't realise that the filter changed sl*t to promiscuous.

He's dead
His nose is like a proboscis
He's still insect promiscuous
Tina
Tina

L*l
Out loud
Of that you must be proud
Superfly
Superfly

by **superflyweight** Wed 27 Jan 2021, 1:15 pm

Thank
You Jules
I've always said you rules
Julius
Julius

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Jan 2021, 1:58 pm

Where
the hell
Is everyone else as well?
Tino, liw, GB, k_c, Shah, Flipper, Hibbz
Tino, liw, GB, k_c, Shah, Flipper, Hibbz

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jan 2021, 2:19 pm

I'm not dead
I said
I'm not dead
Tino
Tinooooooo

by guildfordbat Wed 27 Jan 2021, 3:30 pm

Pal Joey wrote:
...
Many years ago I had a friend who lived on the outskirts of town adjacent to a large national park. He was a snake and reptile enthusiast. I used to go with him looking for them to capture and bring home. On one occasion we discovered a cache of firearms instead - hidden under a rock ledge.
We were only about 10 or 11. I still remember the fear of thinking someone might discover us there and then... but luckily not a soul was in sight.

We had to trudge back to the house (one hour through difficult terrain); call the local cops... then walk back with them to the site where the guns were located. It was quite a thrill at the time but I also had a strong sense of evil about the find. Still do in fact. Someone must have been very p!ssed off.

...

Joey - That's got to be straight out of Skippy and yet you still claim not to be or even know Gary Pankhurst?!

Apologies to you and all for delay in getting off the bench.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Jan 2021, 3:43 pm

He's off
the bench
Was busy sh@gging a wench
guildfordbat
guildfordbat

by **Galted** Wed 27 Jan 2021, 4:12 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Where
the hell
Is everyone else as well?
Tino, liw, GB, k_c, Shah, Flipper, Hibbz
Tino, liw, GB, k_c, Shah, Flipper, Hibbz

You damn
Ra-cist
Why's Raf not on your list?
Bring back Raf
Bring back Raf

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Jan 2021, 4:19 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Where
the hell
Is everyone else as well?
Tino, liw, GB, k_c, Shah, Flipper, Hibbz
Tino, liw, GB, k_c, Shah, Flipper, Hibbz

You damn
Ra-cist
Why's Raf not on your list?
Bring back Raf
Bring back Raf

Not racist
at all
But I hate action netball
Get lost Raf
Get lost Raf

by **Galted** Wed 27 Jan 2021, 5:52 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Where
the hell
Is everyone else as well?
Tino, liw, GB, k_c, Shah, Flipper, Hibbz
Tino, liw, GB, k_c, Shah, Flipper, Hibbz

You damn
Ra-cist
Why's Raf not on your list?
Bring back Raf
Bring back Raf

Not racist
at all
But I hate action netball
Get lost Raf
Get lost Raf

fair
enough
he jetskis in the buff
Kingraf
Kingraf

by lostinwales Thu 28 Jan 2021, 9:13 am

Fist of the North Star

Everybody getting up late today? What is there to get up for?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Jan 2021, 10:00 am

Sicond.
Repeated fisting can be quite draining. Hence we like to let others have a go.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 28 Jan 2021, 10:26 am

Tird, rushing towards the split for the newbies.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:38 pm

Or not, c**ts

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 28 Jan 2021, 1:41 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:Or not, c**ts

l*l

Classic michaelsing.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Jan 2021, 3:34 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Or not, c**ts

l*l

Classic michaelsing.

Indeed.

by **Galted** Thu 28 Jan 2021, 3:55 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Or not, c**ts

l*l

Classic michaelsing.

Indeed.

Very much what I was thinking.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 28 Jan 2021, 3:58 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Or not, c**ts

l*l

Classic michaelsing.

Indeed.

Very much what I was thinking.

Me too (#metoo)

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Jan 2021, 4:50 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rIck_dAgless wrote:Or not, c**ts

l*l

Classic michaelsing.

Indeed.

Very much what I was thinking.

Me too (#metoo)

F*cking w*ke c*nt.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 28 Jan 2021, 5:01 pm

Did I change your username, rIck? I really use my admin powers to their fullest potential, because I'm a loser with nothing better to do with my time.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Jan 2021, 5:16 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Did I change your username, rIck? I really use my admin powers to their fullest potential, because I'm a loser with nothing better to do with my time.

Well, you said it.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Thu 28 Jan 2021, 6:07 pm

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Did I change your username, rIck? I really use my admin powers to their fullest potential, because I'm a loser with nothing better to do with my time.

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Hey, I don't remember saying that!

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:10 am

I suspect it was Tino, Flipper.

Nice michaels on your return.

Fist.

by **superflyweight** Fri 29 Jan 2021, 9:48 am

Sicond.

Got any weekend lockdown plans, Rik?

by lostinwales Fri 29 Jan 2021, 10:00 am

Tird

Travelled by bus today. Probably last did that 10 months ago

by **superflyweight** Fri 29 Jan 2021, 10:40 am

I haven't been on a bus since I hopped on a random one outside Hamburg's stadium at the start of February last year. Ended up drinking beer with my mates at a pop-up bar under a motorway near a bus station. Still no idea where we actually were. It was still nicer than the St Paulli area though.

by **Galted** Fri 29 Jan 2021, 10:49 am

I f*cking hate buses.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 29 Jan 2021, 11:15 am

superflyweight wrote:Sicond.

Got any weekend lockdown plans, Rik?

Not really mate, need to wash and valet my car as i am part exing it, shopping for the inlaws, and losing a fiver on my goals galore bet, you?/

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Jan 2021, 11:16 am

Happy Free Friday everyone!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 29 Jan 2021, 11:39 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Happy Free Friday everyone!

I didn't realise she was still in prison.

by **superflyweight** Fri 29 Jan 2021, 12:48 pm

rIck_dAgless wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Sicond.

Got any weekend lockdown plans, Rik?

Not really mate, need to wash and valet my car as i am part exing it, shopping for the inlaws, and losing a fiver on my goals galore bet, you?/

No plans at all. Snow has finally gone here so might finally be able to take my oldest daughter out on the bike we got her for Christmas. Other than that, will watch a few episodes of The Boys when everyone else has gone to bed.

by lostinwales Fri 29 Jan 2021, 1:46 pm

The Boys is an excellent choice. I don't think I have enjoyed any TV series more last year.

by **superflyweight** Fri 29 Jan 2021, 2:03 pm

lostinwales wrote:The Boys is an excellent choice. I don't think I have enjoyed any TV series more last year.

I'm enjoying it and just started the second series. Have to watch it once Mrs Superfly has gone to bed as she wouldn't be a fan of some of the more bloody scenes in it so have on occasion watched it when a bit worse for wear and completely forgotten what's happened in some episodes.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Jan 2021, 4:01 pm

superflyweight wrote:Have to watch it once Mrs Superfly has gone to bed...

Very much like Babestation

by king_carlos Fri 29 Jan 2021, 4:44 pm

Babestation or your imagination. It was a simpler time.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 29 Jan 2021, 5:27 pm

king_carlos wrote:Babestation or your imagination. It was a simpler time.

I used to like the free 30 minutes you could get on the Adult Channel. It relied on my arl man going to bed at a reasonable hour though and not falling asleep on the sofa.

Talking of simpler times, I remember when the only porn you could get would be from a carrier bag dumped in the woods.

by lostinwales Fri 29 Jan 2021, 6:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
king_carlos wrote:Babestation or your imagination. It was a simpler time.

I used to like the free 30 minutes you could get on the Adult Channel. It relied on my arl man going to bed at a reasonable hour though and not falling asleep on the sofa.

Talking of simpler times, I remember when the only porn you could get would be from a carrier bag dumped in the woods.

Hedgeporn. You kind of wonder who left it there.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 29 Jan 2021, 6:55 pm

lostinwales wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
king_carlos wrote:Babestation or your imagination. It was a simpler time.

I used to like the free 30 minutes you could get on the Adult Channel. It relied on my arl man going to bed at a reasonable hour though and not falling asleep on the sofa.

Talking of simpler times, I remember when the only porn you could get would be from a carrier bag dumped in the woods.

Hedgeporn. You kind of wonder who left it there.

Look no further.

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