PGA Tour: The Players: Notes from the Ballwasher

I actually had occasion recently to view Tiger's leaked nude photo. Have any of you seen it? He may not have calves but he's blessed in other areas

incontinentia wrote:

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:Good win for Dustin Johnson last night, despite not really playing that well in the final round.
An unfortunate meltdown from Brendon Todd helped, especially around the green at 12...where he played it like I would. Streelman played ok, just didn't get enough putts to drop. DeChambeau feels close to winning, but is really struggling to take advantage of this distance off the tee with his approach shots.

Do you reckon De Chambeau's bulking will affect his longevity in the game? Tiger's extreme workout regimen certainly didn't help his body. Seems like a Mickelson approach may be better in this regard.

Can’t pretend to know enough about the game to know how it will affect him in the long term - but it is mighty impressive to watch him hit it off the tee.

Another player tests positive for Covid - Harris English, who didn’t play at the Travellers.

incontinentia wrote:I actually had occasion recently to view Tiger's leaked nude photo. Have any of you seen it? He may not have calves but he's blessed in other areas

Could you post a link? I have always fancied a look at it. Isn't there meant to be some of vonn as well?

McLaren wrote:

incontinentia wrote:I actually had occasion recently to view Tiger's leaked nude photo. Have any of you seen it? He may not have calves but he's blessed in other areas

Could you post a link? I have always fancied a look at it. Isn't there meant to be some of vonn as well?

Sure Mac, https://leakedmeat.com/tiger-woods-nude-dick-pics-leaked/
There are some of Lindsay but they seem fake.

Stay Classy Ian Poulter

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1277681612822581248

The Korean Mens PGA Tour resumes play this week. The Koreans Women's tour has been playing for a while.

GPB wrote:Stay Classy Ian Poulter

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1277681612822581248

Reminds me of this old gem

incontinentia wrote:

McLaren wrote:

incontinentia wrote:I actually had occasion recently to view Tiger's leaked nude photo. Have any of you seen it? He may not have calves but he's blessed in other areas

Could you post a link? I have always fancied a look at it. Isn't there meant to be some of vonn as well?

Sure Mac, https://leakedmeat.com/tiger-woods-nude-dick-pics-leaked/
There are some of Lindsay but they seem fake.

Thanks Inco.

I bet Super wanks over that.

incontinentia wrote:

McLaren wrote:

incontinentia wrote:I actually had occasion recently to view Tiger's leaked nude photo. Have any of you seen it? He may not have calves but he's blessed in other areas

Could you post a link? I have always fancied a look at it. Isn't there meant to be some of vonn as well?

Sure Mac, https://leakedmeat.com/tiger-woods-nude-dick-pics-leaked.

That’s how racism started..

This thread.... Eeewwwweeee !!!

GPB wrote:Stay Classy Ian Poulter

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1277681612822581248

Hardly a big deal when you have tons of Yanks spitting all over the place.

Super

What did you make of Tigers dong?

I didnt look.

McLaren wrote:Is it worth a mod reaching out to kwini? It really would be sad if we lost him.

I've sent him a PM to see if he'll reconsider. Perhaps we all ought to remember that everyone has feelings and in these strange times, they can become ultra-sensitive (even male ones). As the saying goes "Be nice".

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:

incontinentia wrote:

Good Golly I'm Olly wrote:Good win for Dustin Johnson last night, despite not really playing that well in the final round.
An unfortunate meltdown from Brendon Todd helped, especially around the green at 12...where he played it like I would. Streelman played ok, just didn't get enough putts to drop. DeChambeau feels close to winning, but is really struggling to take advantage of this distance off the tee with his approach shots.

Do you reckon De Chambeau's bulking will affect his longevity in the game? Tiger's extreme workout regimen certainly didn't help his body. Seems like a Mickelson approach may be better in this regard.

Can’t pretend to know enough about the game to know how it will affect him in the long term - but it is mighty impressive to watch him hit it off the tee.

Another player tests positive for Covid - Harris English, who didn’t play at the Travellers.

And Dylan Frittelli. Now they've got back playing together and taking little notice of the safety measures it's starting to spread through the ranks.

I also communicated with Kwin. Taking a break, methinks.

super_realist wrote:I didnt look.

Prude

LadyPutt wrote:

McLaren wrote:Is it worth a mod reaching out to kwini? It really would be sad if we lost him.

I've sent him a PM to see if he'll reconsider. Perhaps we all ought to remember that everyone has feelings and in these strange times, they can become ultra-sensitive (even male ones). As the saying goes "Be nice". :hug:

Thanks for reaching out to him LP. It was also my worry that the spat on here was the final straw and that he was actually having a tough time otherwise.

WE WANT KWINI NOTES!!!!

Chad Campbell has tested positive

incontinentia wrote:Chad Campbell has tested positive

He could die from it. He's a fat git. .

super_realist wrote:

incontinentia wrote:Chad Campbell has tested positive

He could die from it. He's a fat git. .

He says he's asymptomatic and physically well so far. He's not that fat!

He must have lost weight then because he used to be massive.

incontinentia wrote: He's not that fat!

Not everyone are the perfect human specimens that us 606v.2 bloggers are.

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Followup article on Nick Watney

https://www.golfchannel.com/news/nick-watney-speaks-what-hes-learned-about-covid-19-and-tours-safety-plan?utm-tags=golf2408000

Nick Watney wrote:I’ve seen people say that I was at the course with symptoms and that’s just not true, If I didn’t have the WHOOP strap telling me something might be wrong - I didn’t feel any type of way like I had the virus.

Looks like Cameron Champ's was a false positive. He's tested negative 3 times since.

incontinentia wrote:Looks like Cameron Champ's was a false positive. He's tested negative 3 times since.

And he was added to the Rocket Mortgage field at the 11th hour. 157 players this week.

He is playing as a single.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=chad+campbell+golfer&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiA1frqi67qAhVKYBoKHTxuBEUQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=chad+campbell+golfer&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQDDIECAAQGDoECAAQQzoCCAA6BAgAEB46BAgAEA06BAghEApQh1lYxoMBYJaIAWgBcAB4AIABTYgB9wOSAQE4mAEAoAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=EpP9XoCEBcrAabzckagE&bih=650&biw=412&prmd=niv

When was he massive? He has a round face though.

beninho wrote:https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=chad+campbell+golfer&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiA1frqi67qAhVKYBoKHTxuBEUQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=chad+campbell+golfer&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQDDIECAAQGDoECAAQQzoCCAA6BAgAEB46BAgAEA06BAghEApQh1lYxoMBYJaIAWgBcAB4AIABTYgB9wOSAQE4mAEAoAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=EpP9XoCEBcrAabzckagE&bih=650&biw=412&prmd=niv

When was he massive? He has a round face though.

There's quite a few photos in there where he is pretty big, his big round fat face does him no favours though and probably accentuates his general obesity.

super_realist wrote:

beninho wrote:https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=chad+campbell+golfer&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiA1frqi67qAhVKYBoKHTxuBEUQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=chad+campbell+golfer&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQDDIECAAQGDoECAAQQzoCCAA6BAgAEB46BAgAEA06BAghEApQh1lYxoMBYJaIAWgBcAB4AIABTYgB9wOSAQE4mAEAoAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=EpP9XoCEBcrAabzckagE&bih=650&biw=412&prmd=niv

When was he massive? He has a round face though.

There's quite a few photos in there where he is pretty big, his big round fat face does him no favours though and probably accentuates his general obesity.

Are you blind?

Not massive or obese in the pictures. I know you have a weird fascination with weight, i now understand its because you don't understand what you are looking at.

beninho wrote:

super_realist wrote:

beninho wrote:https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=chad+campbell+golfer&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiA1frqi67qAhVKYBoKHTxuBEUQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=chad+campbell+golfer&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQDDIECAAQGDoECAAQQzoCCAA6BAgAEB46BAgAEA06BAghEApQh1lYxoMBYJaIAWgBcAB4AIABTYgB9wOSAQE4mAEAoAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=EpP9XoCEBcrAabzckagE&bih=650&biw=412&prmd=niv

When was he massive? He has a round face though.

There's quite a few photos in there where he is pretty big, his big round fat face does him no favours though and probably accentuates his general obesity.

Are you blind?

Not massive or obese in the pictures. I know you have a weird fascination with weight, i now understand its because you don't understand what you are looking at.

I was being hyperbolic. He's in terrible shape though.
I looked up his PGA stats and he's got a BMI of 27, which is classed as overweight.
It doesn't take much to make you obese. It's not a Cyril Smith type situation, Shane Lowry is one BMI point off being obese and as much as I joke he's fat, I never genuinely believed he was so close to being obese by definition.

They both have dadbods, hardly deserving of your opprobrium super.

incontinentia wrote:They both have dadbods, hardly deserving of your opprobrium super.

Unacceptable for a professional sportsman expecting to get the best out of their talent.

super_realist wrote:

incontinentia wrote:They both have dadbods, hardly deserving of your opprobrium super.

Unacceptable for a professional sportsman expecting to get the best out of their talent.

They're not playing an aerobic sport though. If they both got lean I bet the difference to their golf scores would be zero. Shane Lowry grew up on a very hilly course that I have played many times, I bet he and Chad are deceptively fit.

Have you ever seen the pro boxer Butterbean? He was a massive bloater but still had reasonable success as a boxer.

incontinentia wrote:

super_realist wrote:

incontinentia wrote:They both have dadbods, hardly deserving of your opprobrium super.

Unacceptable for a professional sportsman expecting to get the best out of their talent.

They're not playing an aerobic sport though. If they both got lean I bet the difference to their golf scores would be zero. Shane Lowry grew up on a very hilly course that I have played many times, I bet he and Chad are deceptively fit.

Have you ever seen the pro boxer Butterbean? He was a massive bloater but still had reasonable success as a boxer.

Deceptively fit?
It doesn't matter if its not an aerobic sport. You try being out on a hot course for 5 hours with an extra 28 kg around your waist and see what difference it makes to you.

And on the cold courses they'd have an advantage, so it balances out

I love super_realist strange fascination with weight of golfers. Its so bonkers its pretty funny.

beninho wrote:I love super_realist strange fascination with weight of golfers. Its so bonkers its pretty funny.

I just find it funny in the age of most sports being incredibly professional that golf seems to think it doesn't matter and that you can get by on talent alone.
The guys at the top of the game take it fairly seriously, and whilst it's probably too late for Campbell who is pretty much a journeyman, not too late for Lowry who is a very talented player it's a shame to see him not care about potential or even try to see if it works.

SR, being from the land of Unicorns and Monsters, does fancy a perfect male form.

GPB wrote:SR, being from the land of Unicorns and Monsters, does fancy a perfect male form.

Is there anything in your life you are better at for carrying three stone of excess lard around your waist (or in your parlance 42lbs) ?
Does weighing that much more than you should mean you are going to be more tired or less tired during or after a round? Not a tricky one to answer.

super_realist wrote:

Is there anything in your life you are better at for carrying three stone of excess lard  around your waist (or in your parlance 42lbs) ?
Does weighing that much more than you should mean you are going to be more tired or less tired during or after a round? Not a tricky one to answer.

Considering the confusing grammar, it is very tricky to answer!

Getting used to these no fan events, but do look forward to the day when they allow fans back.

Tuned into a EPL game earlier and they pipe in fan noise in the background. Do they do that for UK broadcasts as well? Seems odd to hear the noise coming from the empty stadium.

Update on Thorbjorn Olesen

https://twitter.com/DempsterMartin/status/1278774789067374593

Shotrock wrote:Getting used to these no fan events, but do look forward to the day when they allow fans back.

At least Rocket Mortgage has some backboards around a few of the holes.

Goofy for sure. But I guess the build out was contracted for and started a couple months ago ... always hoping for some fans.

Look who is coming to America

Welcome to the USA, Franny

I wouldn't chose California because of the taxes, but after living in the UK for so long, the tax situation probably doesn't look too bad.

https://twitter.com/F_Molinari/status/1278705363450236928

GPB wrote:Update on Thorbjorn Olesen

https://twitter.com/DempsterMartin/status/1278774789067374593

Seems harsh that he was suspended from the tour anyway given the whole innocent until proven guilty thing.

Shotrock wrote:
Tuned into a EPL game earlier and they pipe in fan noise in the background. Do they do that for UK broadcasts as well? Seems odd to hear the noise coming from the empty stadium.

Yes they are. With some matches, they are duplicated on another channel (or using the red button) without the added sound.

GPB wrote:

super_realist wrote:

Is there anything in your life you are better at for carrying three stone of excess lard  around your waist (or in your parlance 42lbs) ?
Does weighing that much more than you should mean you are going to be more tired or less tired during or after a round? Not a tricky one to answer.

Considering the confusing grammar, it is very tricky to answer!

Not confusing at all. Does being a fat git make you better at anything? Does carrying a massive amou t of excess lard around your waste mean you will be more tired or less tired?

No wonder Kwini left when you react like such an idiot.

I'm never wrong wrote:

Shotrock wrote:
Tuned into a EPL game earlier and they pipe in fan noise in the background. Do they do that for UK broadcasts as well? Seems odd to hear the noise coming from the empty stadium.

Yes they are. With some matches, they are duplicated on another channel (or using the red button) without the added sound.

I hate the fake noises. Its actually good to see a game without the crowd noises. And to hear how hard they kick a ball!

beninho wrote:I hate the fake noises.

Reminds me of my ex-wife