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by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jun 22, 2021 10:08 am

First topic message reminder :

Banana

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Aug 23, 2021 12:15 pm

lostinwales wrote:He's 19 , slim, about 5'10'' and flexible.

Has Tino been in touch for his number?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Aug 23, 2021 12:36 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
lostinwales wrote:He's 19 , slim, about 5'10'' and flexible.

Has Tino been in touch for his number?

by guildfordbat Mon Aug 23, 2021 1:29 pm

Pal Joey wrote:
lostinwales wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:Tird. Good moaning to you both.

How did you son's shoulder x-ray go, Lost?

The shoulder is mending, slowly and he's getting more movement back. However this morning he had his 5th xray in the last 3 weeks. He's got air in the chest cavity outside the lung (pneumothorax). Its not enough to warrant anything invasive but they are keeping an eye on it whilst trying to work out why its there and what they should do. He's back in again on Wednesday for another x-ray and hopefully a meeting with a consultant. He'll also get a CT scan at some point.

The good news is he doesn't have to put the lights on in his room anymore.

I've had a pueumothorax and it was incredibly painful. A bit of a mystery too but I think I tore the lining of the chest cavity through over rigorous exercise or had a weak spot from an infection when I returned from Vietnam and then somehow stretched and tore the lining. Maybe a combination of both. Luckily it was my right side; if it's on the left near the heart it can be fatal. After struggling through work I went to the local GP who then got me rushed to hospital.

They gave me some morphine (or similar) and stuck a stent between my ribs into the cavity. There was immediate relief as the air pressure equalised. I'll never forget the scan of my lung... it looked like a mini inflated airship. Amazing how it regained it's shape once they did the little hole in my side.

Is your eldest son tall? Apparently tall people are more susceptible. I was told I'll never be able to go deep sea diving or climb high mountain. So the Mariana Trench and the Everest are out for me.

As long as you weren't planning to run the cricket comp from either, I don't see any problem.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Aug 23, 2021 2:03 pm

Nice to see you back, Guildford!

Don't worry. I plan to remain at or around sea level for that.

I was just reading the cricket thread. Can't believe all the injuries and missing players. It just goes from bad to worse, doesn't it?

In news over here, I see Beefy has been appointed as UK Trade Ambassador to Australia.
As long as he doesn't repeat: "Aussies are big and empty, just like their country." he should do well importing our wines to your tables.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Aug 23, 2021 2:05 pm

Pal Joey wrote:Nice to see you back, Guildford!

Don't worry. I plan to remain at or around sea level for that.

I was just reading the cricket thread. Can't believe all the injuries and missing players. It just goes from bad to worse, doesn't it?

In news over here, I see Beefy has been appointed as UK Trade Ambassador to Australia.
As long as he doesn't repeat: "Aussies are big and empty, just like their country." he should do well importing our wines to your tables.

There's no place for the truth when you're an Ambassador.

by lostinwales Mon Aug 23, 2021 2:17 pm

Fantastic cricketer but a moron outside of that, plus his descendants play rugby for Wales.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Aug 23, 2021 2:55 pm

lostinwales wrote:Fantastic cricketer but a moron outside of that, plus his descendants play rugby for Wales.

Superfly glassed Beefy once, at Lords. Chivved him straight in his mouth.

That is a true story as well.

by **superflyweight** Mon Aug 23, 2021 2:56 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
lostinwales wrote:Fantastic cricketer but a moron outside of that, plus his descendants play rugby for Wales.

Superfly glassed Beefy once, at Lords. Chivved him straight in his mouth.

That is a true story as well.

He had it f*cking coming to him. Anyway, I need to get back to making new friends on the rugby board (those guys love me over there).

by **Galted** Mon Aug 23, 2021 3:52 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:I'm back from holiday - what's been happening?

I've been trying to help Galted with surviving in the North but he is being uncharacteristically ungrateful so he can go and boil his head.

I am grateful but, as ungratefulness is a cornerstone of Northernness, I have to pretend otherwise, as much as it torments me.

by **Galted** Tue Aug 24, 2021 7:45 am

Unmichaelsing fist.

The rugby board members have the unique ability to make the golfing board members appear to be some of the greatest thinkers of our time.

by lostinwales Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:07 am

Galted wrote:Unmichaelsing fist.

The rugby board members have the unique ability to make the golfing board members appear to be some of the greatest thinkers of our time.

Sicond. Increased blows to the head plus your basic nationalism. There are of course some excellent posters and some less so.

by **Galted** Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:14 am

There are some decent ones but, as with the golf boards, the more idiotic contributors are the most entertaining.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:17 am

Tird. The golf board has the advantage of the non-golf thread - saves having to read anything related to golf.

by **superflyweight** Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:32 am

That gold board is beyond hope. Yesterday I made what I would describe as a brilliant joke on the "Wedge Recommendations" thread and it's been met with nothing but stony silence.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:40 am

I've just looked at it. Excellent work supes. I thought of a funny reply but for some reason I don't want to derail a genuine sports related thread any further. Plenty of opportunities elsewhere.

by **Pal Joey** Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:44 am

Me too. I laughed.

I've slipped a few wisecracks in the other non-golf discussion thread and was also met by silence. I'm not convinced they are a particularly happy bunch of posers/posies/posters.

by **Galted** Tue Aug 24, 2021 9:58 am

Grooves, bounce, grind, shaft upgrades - the Wedge thread makes for some erotic reading.

by **Pal Joey** Tue Aug 24, 2021 10:01 am

Galted wrote:Grooves, bounce, grind, shaft upgrades - the Wedge thread makes for some erotic reading.

I've never come over anything quite like that.

by lostinwales Tue Aug 24, 2021 10:28 am

superflyweight wrote:That gold board is beyond hope. Yesterday I made what I would describe as a brilliant joke on the "Wedge Recommendations" thread and it's been met with nothing but stony silence.

Comedy gold?

by **superflyweight** Tue Aug 24, 2021 10:36 am

They don't deserve us.

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue Aug 24, 2021 12:10 pm

Unmichaelsing.

We've had a fractious relationship over the years but Superfly doesn't deserve to michaels the thread on his second day back.

Respect is earned, not given.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 24, 2021 12:25 pm

Pal Joey wrote:Me too. I laughed.

I've slipped a few wisecracks in the other non-golf discussion thread and was also met by silence. I'm not convinced they are a particularly happy bunch of posers/posies/posters.

I've replied to supes' wedge post. With a bit of luck it will irritate super_insecure (like everything else does).

by **superflyweight** Tue Aug 24, 2021 1:09 pm

Good work Jules.

Thanks Tina - it's stuff like that which means I'll always hold you in slightly higher regard than some other posters.

by lostinwales Tue Aug 24, 2021 1:58 pm

Galted has done some terrific work on that wedge thread

by **Galted** Tue Aug 24, 2021 2:16 pm

lostinwales wrote:Galted has done some terrific work on that wedge thread

Cheers, LIW. It can be quite nerve-wracking waiting for the first review but yours made the fear worthwhile.

by **superflyweight** Tue Aug 24, 2021 2:28 pm

Lovely work Galted. Now that the weightlifting board is as dead as the steroid abusers who used to frequent it, the golf boards are ripe for innuendo based humour.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Aug 24, 2021 2:34 pm

lostinwales wrote:Galted has done some terrific work on that wedge thread

I l*lled out loud.

by lostinwales Tue Aug 24, 2021 2:47 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
lostinwales wrote:Galted has done some terrific work on that wedge thread

I l*lled out loud.

Cracking work all around. Almost makes golf interesting.

by **Galted** Tue Aug 24, 2021 4:10 pm

superflyweight wrote:Lovely work Galted. Now that the weightlifting board is as dead as the steroid abusers who used to frequent it, the golf boards are ripe for innuendo based humour.

Never fully appreciated the weightlifting board at the time. Does bring back wonderful memories.

by **superflyweight** Tue Aug 24, 2021 4:24 pm

seanmichaels wrote:I was pumping some iron in the gym yesterday, when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was supposed to be for attaching them to a bar.

This classic from michaels is one of my favourites.

by **Galted** Tue Aug 24, 2021 5:25 pm

superflyweight wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:I was pumping some iron in the gym yesterday, when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was supposed to be for attaching them to a bar.

This classic from michaels is one of my favourites.

L*l out loud. He was taken from us far too soon.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Aug 25, 2021 8:38 am

Split day fist.

by **Galted** Wed Aug 25, 2021 8:52 am

Sicond. Nothing more, nothing less.

by **superflyweight** Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:13 am

Split Tird.

by lostinwales Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:14 am

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird! It was tird

(no it wasn't, *sigh)

by **superflyweight** Wed Aug 25, 2021 9:17 am

I prefer your tird to my tird, LiW. Please go ahead and take the tird.

by lostinwales Wed Aug 25, 2021 10:04 am

I appreciate the fort

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Aug 25, 2021 10:05 am

Excellent work, LIW.

by **Galted** Wed Aug 25, 2021 10:58 am

Is it time to start jostling for position for the thread split?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Aug 25, 2021 11:34 am

Whose ego needs it the most?

by **superflyweight** Wed Aug 25, 2021 4:26 pm

Unmichaels. Think Jules should have the thread split after being treated so shabbily today.

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