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JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I got rather a nasty bite on the shin at cricket training last night.

Can't trust those wicket-keepers.

I used to have a fine leg. Not so sure anymore.

Good point.

Thanks, didn't want to slip up.

If you do, I'll cover for you.

Great. On here though, I'm not expecting you to drive anywhere.

Trying to think of other cricket puns, but I'm stumped.  

I'm just bowled over that you're joining in.  

It's this sort of thing that gives us the edge.

I'm just praying that no one oversteps the boundary.  

I'm wondering if we'll run out of cricket puns.

I've got at least 4 more.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I got rather a nasty bite on the shin at cricket training last night.

Can't trust those wicket-keepers.

I used to have a fine leg. Not so sure anymore.

Good point.

Thanks, didn't want to slip up.

If you do, I'll cover for you.

Great. On here though, I'm not expecting you to drive anywhere.

Trying to think of other cricket puns, but I'm stumped.  

I'm just bowled over that you're joining in.  

It's this sort of thing that gives us the edge.

I'm just praying that no one oversteps the boundary.  

I'm wondering if we'll run out of cricket puns.

I've got at least 4 more.

Spare us the cutter.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I got rather a nasty bite on the shin at cricket training last night.

Can't trust those wicket-keepers.

I used to have a fine leg. Not so sure anymore.

Good point.

Thanks, didn't want to slip up.

If you do, I'll cover for you.

Great. On here though, I'm not expecting you to drive anywhere.

Trying to think of other cricket puns, but I'm stumped.  

I'm just bowled over that you're joining in.  

It's this sort of thing that gives us the edge.

I'm just praying that no one oversteps the boundary.  

I'm wondering if we'll run out of cricket puns.

I've got at least 4 more.

Spare us the cutter.

You can put your own spin on this.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I got rather a nasty bite on the shin at cricket training last night.

Can't trust those wicket-keepers.

I used to have a fine leg. Not so sure anymore.

Good point.

Thanks, didn't want to slip up.

If you do, I'll cover for you.

Great. On here though, I'm not expecting you to drive anywhere.

Trying to think of other cricket puns, but I'm stumped.  

I'm just bowled over that you're joining in.  

It's this sort of thing that gives us the edge.

I'm just praying that no one oversteps the boundary.  

I'm wondering if we'll run out of cricket puns.

I've got at least 4 more.

Spare us the cutter.

You can put your own spin on this.

Hope this conversation isn't over now that I've discovered it.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I got rather a nasty bite on the shin at cricket training last night.

Can't trust those wicket-keepers.

I used to have a fine leg. Not so sure anymore.

Good point.

Thanks, didn't want to slip up.

If you do, I'll cover for you.

Great. On here though, I'm not expecting you to drive anywhere.

Trying to think of other cricket puns, but I'm stumped.  

I'm just bowled over that you're joining in.  

It's this sort of thing that gives us the edge.

I'm just praying that no one oversteps the boundary.  

I'm wondering if we'll run out of cricket puns.

I've got at least 4 more.

Spare us the cutter.

You can put your own spin on this.

Hope this conversation isn't over now that I've discovered it.

You're wide of the mark on that.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I got rather a nasty bite on the shin at cricket training last night.

Can't trust those wicket-keepers.

I used to have a fine leg. Not so sure anymore.

Good point.

Thanks, didn't want to slip up.

If you do, I'll cover for you.

Great. On here though, I'm not expecting you to drive anywhere.

Trying to think of other cricket puns, but I'm stumped.  

I'm just bowled over that you're joining in.  

It's this sort of thing that gives us the edge.

I'm just praying that no one oversteps the boundary.  

I'm wondering if we'll run out of cricket puns.

I've got at least 4 more.

Spare us the cutter.

You can put your own spin on this.

Hope this conversation isn't over now that I've discovered it.

You're wide of the mark on that.

I guess it's just another Steyn on my character but I'll accept your comment with good Grace.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I got rather a nasty bite on the shin at cricket training last night.

Can't trust those wicket-keepers.

I used to have a fine leg. Not so sure anymore.

Good point.

Thanks, didn't want to slip up.

If you do, I'll cover for you.

Great. On here though, I'm not expecting you to drive anywhere.

Trying to think of other cricket puns, but I'm stumped.  

I'm just bowled over that you're joining in.  

It's this sort of thing that gives us the edge.

I'm just praying that no one oversteps the boundary.  

I'm wondering if we'll run out of cricket puns.

I've got at least 4 more.

Spare us the cutter.

You can put your own spin on this.

Hope this conversation isn't over now that I've discovered it.

You're wide of the mark on that.

I guess it's just another Steyn on my character but I'll accept your comment with good Grace.

I'm bowled over by that statement.

Friday is drawing to a close, the only noise in this thread over the weekend will be crickets.

Now that's a michaelsing.

Fist.

Sicond.

Certainly one of the best michaelsings since the last one. A lot has happened since early Friday morning here.

Two of my teams lost, one team won. A new Government on Saturday night. My birthday on Sunday and also the 10th anniversary of the opening of the Tokyo Sky Tree.

Happy, belated B'day, peej.

Barring all the football shenanigans, very chill weekend here.

rIck_dAgless wrote:Happy, belated B'day, peej.

Barring all the football shenanigans, very chill weekend here.

Thanks Rick. I saw some brutal pitch attack (that Nottingham Forest guy getting head-butted) and some euphoria from yesterday's game. The agony and the ecstasy. That king hit was awful!

Chilly weekend here. It's winter next week. Can't believe I was swimming 4 weeks ago (2nd May was my last swim) but the water looks too cold now. Just heard we've had 94 rainy days out of 142 days and 1430mm (56 inches) of rain so far this year. Unheard of until now. It's a bit depressing really but I'm trying to keep positive. We've had the odd perfect day now and then... in between all the flooding rains.

Also somewhat relieved with the election outcome. I guess we just needed a change from all the same faces (after 9 years) but the new faces will have their work cut out. Lots of big promises about a becoming a renewable energy powerhouse (but how will that be funded if our main export income - coal and gas - gets wound down?) and a more 'caring' approach (which sounds nice and is more than welcome) but on the flip side we have to understand that others may not play by the same rules on the global stage.

Anyway, let's see how it all pans out. We're about 4-6 months behind you (cost of living pressure, inflation, interest rates) so it's probably not the best time to make too many sweeping changes to the structure of the economy and start spending even more money on overly progressive programmes... although there's nothing wrong about dreaming big for a better future.

Nothing like celebrating a birthday by overthrowing a government. Happy Birthday Peej.

JuliusHMarx wrote:Nothing like celebrating a birthday by overthrowing a government. Happy Birthday Peej.

Cheers Jules.

I knew when I heard Peter Frampton's "I'm In You" on the radio on the way back home after voting that something was about to change.

Well, restraining from b*mming monkeys should be easier than masks and quarantine.

Stay safe MMSMTSers

Monkeyfist

rIck_dAgless wrote:Well, restraining from b*mming monkeys should be easier than masks and quarantine.

Stay safe MMSMTSers

Monkeyfist

Boil free sicond.

I'll raise my glass to that. Cheers!

Uninfectird.

I've just been asked to export my LinkedIn profile to a pdf and send to a client before they will take advice.

Bit f**king weird...

Fist - for Queen and Country!

rIck_dAgless wrote:I've just been asked to export my LinkedIn profile to a pdf and send to a client before they will take advice.

Bit f**king weird...

Tird.

Weird indeed. They obviously have LinkedIn-a-phobia.

I've just been gang-bummed by a group of vervet monkeys.

I said that I've just been gang-bummed by a group of vervet monkeys.

Galted wrote:I said that I've just been gang-bummed by a group of vervet monkeys.

What? That's incredible! I wish you'd told us that yesterday.

I've just got back from a lovely break in Antwerp.

It was only on my return that I discovered some scientists think the monkeypox outbreak could have started there. At some fetish festival called Darklands. I don't think I have the virus but I wish I'd known about the festival beforehand, I would have gone to that.

Darklands is probably where LostinWales and Navy have ended up. We'll never see them again.

Duty281 wrote:Darklands is probably where LostinWales and Navy have ended up. We'll never see them again.

I can see LiW ending up there, but not Navy. Far too much fun for him to be there.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:Darklands is probably where LostinWales and Navy have ended up. We'll never see them again.

I can see LiW ending up there, but not Navy. Far too much fun for him to be there.

Unless he was just standing at the side tutting.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:Darklands is probably where LostinWales and Navy have ended up. We'll never see them again.

I can see LiW ending up there, but not Navy. Far too much fun for him to be there.

Unless he was just standing at the side tutting.  

Strong michaelsing.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:Darklands is probably where LostinWales and Navy have ended up. We'll never see them again.

I can see LiW ending up there, but not Navy. Far too much fun for him to be there.

Unless he was just standing at the side tutting.  

Strong michaelsing.

Weak fist.

Sicond.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:Darklands is probably where LostinWales and Navy have ended up. We'll never see them again.

I can see LiW ending up there, but not Navy. Far too much fun for him to be there.

Unless he was just standing at the side tutting.  

Strong michaelsing.

Weak fist.

Sicond.

Thank goodness you turned up. I thought the entire CC membership was Ray Liotta.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:Darklands is probably where LostinWales and Navy have ended up. We'll never see them again.

I can see LiW ending up there, but not Navy. Far too much fun for him to be there.

Unless he was just standing at the side tutting.  

Strong michaelsing.

Weak fist.

Sicond.

Thank goodness you turned up. I thought the entire CC membership was Ray Liotta.

Not me. I'm good, fella.

There's no escape from this thread unfortunately, Tino.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Duty281 wrote:Darklands is probably where LostinWales and Navy have ended up. We'll never see them again.

I can see LiW ending up there, but not Navy. Far too much fun for him to be there.

Unless he was just standing at the side tutting.  

Strong michaelsing.

Weak fist.

Sicond.

Thank goodness you turned up. I thought the entire CC membership was Ray Liotta.

I would have turned up earlier, but I was holidaying in Vice City.

As far back as I can remember, I'm not Ray Liotta.

superflyweight wrote:As far back as I can remember, I'm not Ray Liotta.  

You're funny.

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:As far back as I can remember, I'm not Ray Liotta.  

You're funny.

Funny how? Like a clown? Does Superfly amuse you?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:As far back as I can remember, I'm not Ray Liotta.  

You're funny.

Funny how? Like a clown? Does Superfly amuse you?

I don't know, just, like funny. He's a funny guy.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:As far back as I can remember, I'm not Ray Liotta.  

You're funny.

Funny how? Like a clown? Does Superfly amuse you?

I don't know, just, like funny. He's a funny guy.

What do you mean, you mean the way he talks?

How the f*ck is he funny. What the f*ck is so funny about Superfly? Tell me, tell me what's funny?

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:As far back as I can remember, I'm not Ray Liotta.  

You're funny.

Funny how? Like a clown? Does Superfly amuse you?

I don't know, just, like funny. He's a funny guy.

You said I'm funny. How the f*ck am I funny. What the f*ck is so funny about me? Tell me what's funny?

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Galted wrote:

superflyweight wrote:As far back as I can remember, I'm not Ray Liotta.  

You're funny.

Funny how? Like a clown? Does Superfly amuse you?

I don't know, just, like funny. He's a funny guy.

You said I'm funny.  How the f*ck am I funny.  What the f*ck is so funny about me?  Tell me what's funny?

Come on, man, I don't know. Like, the way you tell a joke, you're just funny.

Fist.

What an awful weekend. Two sad losses and talk of a dreadful comeback.

Lester Piggott has now gone past the finishing post and descended his mount. Quick story. Mrs Bat's folks were friends with a bigwig in HMRC (probably the Inland Revenue at the time) when Lester had all his tax troubles and ended up in the jug. An agreement had been reached that he would avoid a criminal trial subject to him having fully declared all past and current earnings and interest (which he said he had) and then being taxed with a financial penalty on them. All seemed to be going smoothly as Lester wrote a cheque (remember those?!) out to the Revenue to put the sorry matter to bed. Unfortunately, the money was to be drawn from an interest paying account that Lester hadn't declared!

Patricia Brake has hung up her bra for good. However, she will live on for ever in my memory as Ingrid visiting dad Norman Stanley Fletcher in Porridge. If you don't understand, I'm sure the interweb will show you.

Oh, and talk from our so called Government of a return to imperial measures. Desperate foolishness from a desperate fool.

Sicond. I can't top the G Bat's post so I'm not even going to try.

Tird. I can't even top super's post.

The bit about the money being paid from an undeclared account elicited an l*l out loud from myself.

Nice work, G'bat.

About time someone put in some effort into this place

rIck_dAgless wrote:Nice work, G'bat.  

About time someone put in some effort into this place

Fancy a quiz, RicK?

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Nice work, G'bat.  

About time someone put in some effort into this place

Fancy a quiz, RicK?

No worries, I might knock one up later.

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Nice work, G'bat.  

About time someone put in some effort into this place

Fancy a quiz, RicK?

No worries, I might knock one up later.

Can the answer to question 6 be "Civic"?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

rIck_dAgless wrote:Nice work, G'bat.  

About time someone put in some effort into this place

Fancy a quiz, RicK?

No worries, I might knock one up later.

Can the answer to question 6 be "Civic"?

And there should be a round on Landcruisers being battered by elephants.

Fine then, I shall take this unwanted fist as my own.