Summer Eclectic Anyone?

I think it's about time we had another 606 comp, as the last one ended in March with a storming result for SR (I believe) If people are up for it, I nominate Mav to adjudicate/rules/scores as he is out of action for a while. OP is back playing and not a spaz anymore.

If enough fancy doing it, I'm sure we can sort something out again and there is a 606 email/contact list.

Do it now whlst Mav is out of the picture and LJ plays like a girl

Doc wrote:Do it now whlst Mav is out of the picture and LJ plays like a girl

I do not play like a girl! My golfing profanity is far superior to that of the other sex!

Why is it important whilst i'm out the picture and LJ is playing like a tart!

Seriously though would've loved too

I chickened out of the winter one but would be up for taking part in any summer event!

Maverick wrote:Why is it important whilst i'm out the picture and LJ is playing like a tart!

Seriously though would've loved too

I think our start over the winter scared em Mave.

Sounds like their running scared LJ, and with my dodgy leg and your tartyness their obvliously hoping they can run far ahead we can't catch up!

Maverick wrote:Sounds like their running scared LJ, and with my dodgy leg and your tartyness their obvliously hoping they can run far ahead we can't catch up!

You bring your wheelchair and I'll take off me skirt to run faster

Include me in, although I am having a mare at present, what with niggling injuries, and my inclination to get value for money from my subs, ive been accomodating a bad shoulder since April - but as always happy to join in (as champ i believe!

JDandfries wrote:Include me in, although I am having a mare at present, what with niggling injuries, and my inclination to get value for money from my subs, ive been accomodating a bad shoulder since April - but as always happy to join in (as champ i believe!

It just sounds like you're a choker.

Use of the term spaz offends me more than i can describe

I didn't do the winter one but count me in for this. Someone will have to explain the rules though

Only just noticed i've been nominated to be the adj on this one, if its for purpose of keeping you lot in check then i'll take one for the team and do it.

Now wheres my whip cracking smiley

Have you often

Maverick wrote:
take(n) one for the team

Maverick wrote:
take(n) one for the team

Been known! Back in the day I took one for the team on 2 occaisions. Once my mate wanted to sleep with a lovely MILF but she had a fat friend.. That she didn't want to leave alone so armed with a bag of flour and a blue pill I obliged! The other time another friend did the deed with a fairly good looking lady but his lady found out there'd been some ubgly bumping in her house while she was away so I stepped up to the plate and claimed I'd done the deed in their bed withou my friends prior knowledge. He is now married to her with 2 kids...

So if nothing else i'm a good friend!!!!

During a similar experience I agreed to the fat friend... then got so drunk that nothing would work so that the memories weren't too disturbing.

It's what friends are for aye LJ... Still was a big bag of flour

Sure it wasn't a big bag of Blue Circle cement?

If we're telling stories, i once hit the sack with the friend of a girl my best mate fancied in order to help him out.
Funny thing was he later ditched 'his' girl for the mate i kopped off with and ended up engaged to her.

They are no longer though! Oddly......

Give the bag of flour a miss and take pot luck on which oriface you get.

Sometimes you just gotta take a chance..........

Methinks this thread could get modded

It's ok I'll keep an eye out for the MODS

Are the things we get upto in our youth!

"Give the bag of flour a miss and take pot luck on which oriface you get"

D4S - with a fatty, that's just wrong!

Shane Lowry would be like a pig in you know what with all this talk of fat birds.

I usually end up with either the fat lass or the one wid dee lazt eye

PS - count me in for the eclectic..... bandits ahoy....

Maverick wrote:

Maverick wrote:
take(n) one for the team

Been known! Back in the day I took one for the team on 2 occaisions. Once my mate wanted to sleep with a lovely MILF but she had a fat friend.. That she didn't want to leave alone so armed with a bag of flour and a blue pill I obliged! The other time another friend did the deed with a fairly good looking lady but his lady found out there'd been some ubgly bumping in her house while she was away so I stepped up to the plate and claimed I'd done the deed in their bed withou my friends prior knowledge. He is now married to her with 2 kids...

So if nothing else i'm a good friend!!!!

Well done boys, nothing like taking one for the team. In the pink or in the stink I believe was D4S's metaphor he was trying to get out

Doc

I have noticed the word spaz appearing a bit lately.

My cousin and my wifes best friend were unfortunate to get polio in the 1950's and had to deal with that word.

Both are exceptionally brave and beautiful people and have enjoyed a full life in work. As they get older I am pained to watch then struggle with thier disability but they would be the last people to accept any sympathy.
My cousin became a staff nurse and was awarded the Queens nursing medal.

I know it is just 'a word' but I am sure folk , with a tiny bit of effort and understanding, could find a better one.

*Davie tries to ignore some of the off-colour comments of the day*

I'd be up for a summer eclectic if someone is going to organise it. I too wanted to play in the winter one but injuries stopped me

Count me in Guys. Hopefully I'll get my rounds in for this one (unlike the winter one). When's the start date? Got a couple of rounds coming this weekend that could be "counters"

Go on then, you talked me into it.

I'm up for it!

I can't do any worse than I did in the winter one, count me in too, please.

I can confirm that JDandfries was the victor of the 606 Winter eclectic at 17 under even though I chopped him to scratch, closely followed by Doc and theshanker at 16 under - did the shanker come over to v2?

I would like to join in this time, as I was 'crocked' for the last one.

Time to update the list D4S and see about additions. I have changed my email since then, but did tell you.

Doon the Water wrote:Doc

I have noticed the word spaz appearing a bit lately.

My cousin and my wifes best friend were unfortunate to get polio in the 1950's and had to deal with that word.

Both are exceptionally brave and beautiful people and have enjoyed a full life in work. As they get older I am pained to watch then struggle with thier disability but they would be the last people to accept any sympathy.
My cousin became a staff nurse and was awarded the Queens nursing medal.

I know it is just 'a word' but I am sure folk , with a tiny bit of effort and understanding, could find a better one.

Doon, my apologies if my comment has caused offence, and of course to anyone else. My own mother in law has been wheelchair bound most of her life through polio, and I use the same term to her. Anyone who has seen my cheeky face could never take offence at any derogatary terminology I use, as its always done with a smile and anyone who knows me and my dodgy sense of humour ......My own daughter has terminal cancer and she's known as the crip' by the way. Anyway, enough said, get your name down for the eclectic

Ok Doc.
Sorry if I did not catch your dodgy sense of humour.

The written word and the spoken word can always be misunderstood.

oldshanker wrote:I can confirm that JDandfries was the victor of the 606 Winter eclectic at 17 under even though I chopped him to scratch, closely followed by Doc and theshanker at 16 under - did the shanker come over to v2?

I would like to join in this time, as I was 'crocked' for the last one.

Time to update the list D4S and see about additions. I have changed my email since then, but did tell you.

Yes, got your email thanks. I've amended the sheet and will mail it out to everyone again. I'll also try another push to get some of the old 606 regulars to sign up for here whilst I'm at it

count me in. though would prefer a shorter format than the 8[?] rounds you did last time. do all cards have to be taken from club comps / i.e. the same tees?

ban_bam wrote:count me in. though would prefer a shorter format than the 8[?] rounds you did last time. do all cards have to be taken from club comps / i.e. the same tees?

Thats an interesting question. Other than with guests I can't remember the last time I pegged it up off the yellow tee boxes.

Count me in....as long as we get a rules refresher!

navyblueshorts wrote:Count me in....as long as we get a rules refresher!

Rule 1. No leather wedges!

Rule No.2 no Sharting

Maverick wrote:Rule No.2 no Sharting

I disagree.

Sharting should be allowed when wearing a leather thong with quick release velcro attachments and see through daisy dukes combined with nipple tassels.

many clubs have varying sss' for shorter tees. our club is 72 off the whites but only 71 off the yellows.

i don't know what format has been used in the past, but for our season long handicap eclectic we deduct half of your lowest recorded exact handicap [over the course of the year] from your scratch score. this usually tends to bunch everyone up nicely after about 6 rounds.

If Mav is doing the adjudicating and score compilation, then maybe he should also be the rule arbiter and official handicap 'chopper'!

a small sweetner for your efforts Mav.

Count me in

Rule 3

Anyone with a chipper in their bag, gets a 10 shot penalty

May i ask what it involves?