David Haye's Twitter Page.

I think Haye slagging himself off over 'Toegate' is quality.

http://twitter.com/#!/mrdavidhaye

Thanks Captain, thought this bit was class.

''If @mrdavidhaye gets his rematch there'll b a TOEtally different outcome, different chapter but same sTOEry''

I like that he called it 'Toe-by'

He must haven't lightened up a little ahead of his retirement in OcTOEber.

His career is TOEst, now. He can forget about Sports Personality of the Year, if he'd have won he'd have been a TOE in. I'd like to think he can aTOEne for his defeat, but unless he goes TOE to TOE with Wladimir, I can't see it happening. He TOEld everyone he was going to TOEtally destroy both the Klitschko brothers, but all those heavy jabs from Wladimir eventually took their TOEll.

See what I did there, eh?

88Chris05 wrote:His career is TOEst, now. He can forget about Sports Personality of the Year, if he'd have won he'd have been a TOE in. I'd like to think he can aTOEne for his defeat, but unless he goes TOE to TOE with Wladimir, I can't see it happening. He TOEld everyone he was going to TOEtally destroy both the Klitschko brothers, but all those heavy jabs from Wladimir eventually took their TOEll.

See what I did there, eh?

TOEtally

The digital revolution has a lot to answer for.

Union Cane wrote:The digital revolution has a lot to answer for.

Nothing less forgivable than bad punning.

Scottrf wrote:

Union Cane wrote:The digital revolution has a lot to answer for.

Nothing less forgivable than bad punning.

I'm not getting the toe reference there Scott...???

I'm that disgusted I didn't even make one. I am however disappointed I missed yours, which was one of the better ones.

My own fault for not doing it in capitals so nobody has to think too hard...

Scottrf wrote:I'm that disgusted I didn't even make one. I am however disappointed I missed yours, which was one of the better ones.

Got to agree, he definitely nailed it.