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Post by Pal Joey Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:59 pm

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'


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Post by Pal Joey Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:03 am

Lolly Gobble Bliss Bombs & The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:04 am

I dress to the left.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:10 am

Above the kneecaps

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Post by Guest Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:04 am

Feeling grooooovy.

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Post by Gibson Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:13 am

Groooovy like Monday Morning.
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Post by Thomond Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:18 am

But is it easy like Sunday morning?

Ps. Hello Gibbo!

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:21 am

Right, like a well-done sum.

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Post by Glas a du Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:24 am

I dress to the middle... Cry

P.S. Gibbo, sort Portnoys out for Flip sake.
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Post by Gibson Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:24 am

Monday Monday... soo good to me.

High Tea!
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Post by Thomond Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:25 am

Is that some sort of stoner brand of Tea? Would prefer english breakfast myself.

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Post by Gibson Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:34 am

I like to dress in large ladies under-garments and preen myself in front of the mirror... nothing comes even close. Specially de Missus... and small dogs.

Also, I like the sound of breaking Glas. On that subject... Its impossible. Teach a Baby not to Cry... its just impossible.
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Post by Glas a du Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:43 am

O tampona, no more eggs.
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Post by Glas a du Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:44 am

High tea - fish, chips, mushy peas, bread and butter and a bottle of dandelion and burdock!


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Post by D24tress Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:50 am

Polar bears are the only other animals to celebrate birthdays
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Post by Glas a du Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:17 am

Is a black box black? is it Flip.
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Post by D24tress Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:22 am

why dont they build the whole plane out of black box

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Post by Glas a du Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:30 am

Did the hundred years war last 100 years? did it Flip.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:34 am

D24tress wrote:why dont they build the whole plane out of black box

See, this is the kind of genius thinking we need at governmental level.

Everyone who buys a lottery ticket should win a pound.

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Post by Gibson Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:42 am

Shirley Bassey's Box. It would never take off. Not now anyway.
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Post by Glas a du Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:48 am

Everyone who buys a lottery ticket should win a pound.

Ah, the Communist lottery.

Fine in principle, but in practice you would get 79p back.
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Post by Glas a du Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:51 am

Do they make Panama hats in Panama? Do they Flip.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:52 am

One of the more serious issues is the serious misuse of disused tissues.

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Post by Glas a du Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:22 am

In the mews.
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Post by Draigoch Wed Aug 17, 2011 5:57 am

I wonder what the subsitute words for swearwords are...

Flip
Poopie
man sausage
Kumquat
Flip
Breasts
Boobies
Vagina
Winkle

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:32 am

If you want t its, you need something to attract them. T its like nuts, but they love fat balls. You're guaranteed t its if you have fat balls.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:16 am

Roedd aderyn lan ar y to,
Roedd 'na darn o wifren yn ei big
A dyna diwedd y gan.
Ond nawr mae nam ar y rhaglen
Yn troi'r newyddion yn ffuglen
A mae 'na blu ar bob sianel heno.

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Post by Draigoch Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:29 am

Hyfryd!

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Post by Glas a du Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:49 am

music everytime you go away, you take a piece of meat with you music
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Post by Glas a du Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:57 pm

Wele'n cychwyn tair ar ddeg
O longau bach ar fore teg.
Wele Madog, dewr ei fron
Yn Gapten ar y llynges hon.
Mynd y mae I rhoi ei droed
Ar le na welodd dyn erioed.
Antur enbyd ydi hon,
Ond Duw a'i deil o don I don.

see them starting ten and three
Quite small ships on a dark blue sea.
See old Madog brave his chest
As captain of the ship is dressed.
Go he is to put his foot
Where never before a foot's been put
Tis a venture very brave
But God will hold him from wave to wave
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Post by Guest Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:54 pm

how does 'ar fore teg' translate into 'on a dark blue sea'? Headscratch

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:01 pm

I can't stand Carolyn Hitt.

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Post by Glas a du Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:07 pm

rugbydreamer wrote:how does 'ar fore teg' translate into 'on a dark blue sea'? Headscratch

Poetic licence.
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Post by Guest Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:51 pm

huff! don't agree with that.

clic, clack, clop.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:56 pm

Ar drot, ar drot i Fethlem...

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Post by Pal Joey Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:11 pm

I'm the only non-Welsh speaking person on this thread!

"Ar drot, ar drot i Fethlem..."

"To the right, to the right I felt them..."

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:12 pm

Linebreaker wrote:I'm the only non-Welsh speaking person on this thread!

"Ar drot, ar drot i Fethlem..."

"To the right, to the right I felt them..."

Laugh Spot on!

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Post by Pal Joey Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:14 pm

Really? Laugh

So there is a correlation between French and Welsh language?

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:17 pm

There are similarities. Both have taken words from Latin, plus the syntax is more similar than English is to either.

Sorry, Linebreaker, but I was laughing because I could see your thinking but you weren't right. OK

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Post by Pal Joey Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:19 pm

That's what I was expecting! So, my record remains intact. OK

I'm completely clueless!

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Post by Pal Joey Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:29 pm

Fi m 'n grwn 'n anobeithiol!

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Post by Pal Joey Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:38 pm

Advanced Hair Studio Advertisement:

"Dim gwallt, dim buchedd"


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Post by Guest Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:44 pm

Change the 'na' to 'dim' and that's correct Line (they mean the same thing but are used in different ways - just to confuse you even more Wink )

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:48 pm

Australia in Welsh is Awstralia. That's all you need to know! Smile

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Post by Pal Joey Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:55 pm

I had a feeling that translator was dodgy, luckless!

So many words for 'life' I see... depending on the mood you're in I suppose? Very Happy

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Post by George Carlin Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:09 am

music I wouldn't kiss ACDC.
Or Lemmy from Motorhead.
I wouldn't kiss Bruce Springsteen.
Tina Turner, or the Grateful Dead.

And I wouldn't kiss Mr Tambourine Man.
No matter how he jingle jangles.

But J esus C hrist Almighty.
I've love to kiss the Bangles. music
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Post by Glas a du Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:13 am

10 in the hand is worth 1 in Kate Bush.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:16 am

I'd like to do Tina Turner up the Nutbush.

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Post by Pal Joey Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:23 am

music You've got trevalli, like my jellyfish... two briney shrimp music

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:24 am

music Prawn under a bad sign... music

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