The Worst Pitch for a sequel ever

Okay, lets have a bit of fun.

Lets assume that you have to give a 30 second pitch to some producers to get your film made. What's the worst you can come up with?

Here is my suggestion:

Titanic 2 - The people left on the ship somehow survive in a giant air bubble and now must find a way to get back to the surface before the air runs out, or the giant octopi eat them. Starring Gary Busey and Sharon Stone.

Final Destination 2 - Copy the format of the first one and if successful make another 4 of them

Inception 2 - Leonardo DiCaprio hunts down fugitive Nicholas Lyndhurst in an epic action packed pretentious blockbuster.
Will Leo be able to track him down in time by shouting and running lots?
Set inside a dream within a dream within a dream inside the mind of a squirrel.

The Breakfast Club 2 - the same gang meet up nearly thirty years later, but this time they're trapped in an elevator.

Fear and Loathing in Warrington:

The sequel to the Johnny Depp Las Vegas film starring Kerry Katona and her ex husband as they go on a drug addled trip to Ikea.

They made a Titanic 2...

Star Wars and Indiana Jones and the Diamond of Magical Power: Indiana Jones on an archelogical dig somehow digs up a time machine and ends up on Tatooine 20 years after the events of Return of the Jedi, and George Lucas destroys everybody's good memories of both franchises.

"Lucas destroys everybody's good memories of both franchises"

Already has my man already has

Debbie Dresses Dallas.

90 minutes of women putting clothes... on.

3 men and a little lady - The Madeline McCann story

Invictus 2

Fact based drama relating to England's stunning win in the 2003 RWC and the important role played by Tony Blair in uniting a previously divided country behind the team.

The Passion of The Christ II.

JC rises at Easter in a scene reminiscent of Commando. Strapping various grenades and boomsticks to himself and then goes on a 90min rollercoaster of vengance on the Romans.

The blurb for the poster could be -
They thought they'd stopped him!
But his back and his CROSS!!!

Sir. badgerhands wrote:The Passion of The Christ II.

JC rises at Easter in a scene reminiscent of Commando. Strapping various grenades and boomsticks to himself and then goes on a 90min rollercoaster of vengance on the Romans.

The blurb for the poster could be -
They thought they'd stopped him!
But his back and his CROSS!!!

I would definitely watch that film!

2013 - one year on

Picture this!

More special effects with cheaper actors and no story whatsoever.


(2012 was the worst couple of hours of my life, never again)

12 angrier men.
After the court case is over all 12 men make their way home only to be trapped in a massive traffic jam for an hour and a half.

Sir. badgerhands wrote:The Passion of The Christ II.

JC rises at Easter in a scene reminiscent of Commando. Strapping various grenades and boomsticks to himself and then goes on a 90min rollercoaster of vengance on the Romans.

The blurb for the poster could be -
They thought they'd stopped him!
But his back and his CROSS!!!

"The crossed Him once.
Now it's His turn!"