WTA Watch - Welcome back Silver fox

I can't sleep well at night those days.

Initially, I thought it was the result of the fear to be kidnapped by the rioters or, maybe, linked to my dog's bizarre tantrums . As I saw my disease not fading away I had to dig deeper to find its real roots. After much self analysis and careful investigation I realized that my problem is somewhat connected to the return on the big stage of Ms Sharapova: 188 centimetres of belligerent, flashy, Russian dream incorporated in a sensational super model figure.

Now I finally realise the inner workings of the Nadal's fan girls odd worshipping mind, and totally sympathize with them all. It pains me to admit: I desire to be a Sharapova fanboy with all my heart. Anybody interested in joining a dedicated fan thread on this most important topic?

She is far too tall for my liking!!

Lol. You midget.

I am just 1.80 but to get a date with her I'd be prepared to walk on stilts!

Well I am 192cm you dwarf Lol

She is too much woman for me to handle

Ihad a very big crush on Maria when i was 15/16... now not so much

And as for the scretching....

Josiah Maiestas wrote:Ihad a very big crush on Maria when i was 15/16... now not so much

No worries. 15/16 is probably the average mental age (if not the real age) of most Nadal fangirls.