THE " Once upon a time " THREAD

[Kenny]

For the story tellers among us lets write some short storys -

Just copy and paste the first and consecutive lines and then add your own ( 10 lines in total )

only 1 line at a time though

i will start us off



Once upon a time , there was a nurse called Susan who lived in a small village in Yorkshire ,

[Pal Joey]

Once upon a time , there was a nurse called Susan who lived in a small village in Yorkshire. Usually, the day surgery was quiet but the World Grass Skiing Championships in nearby Swaledale would change things dramatically.

[Kenny]

Once upon a time , there was a nurse called Susan who lived in a small village in Yorkshire.
Usually, the day surgery was quiet but the World Grass Skiing Championships in nearby Swaledale would change things dramatically.
She arrived for work like usual 20 minutes early , to find a man laid face down on a trolley with a ski protruding from his backside .

[Pal Joey]

Once upon a time , there was a nurse called Susan who lived in a small village in Yorkshire.
Usually, the day surgery was quiet but the World Grass Skiing Championships in nearby Swaledale would change things dramatically.
She arrived for work like usual 20 minutes early , to find a man laid face down on a trolley with a ski protruding from his backside .
Dr Bargepole was in control of things as usual and he calmly asked Susan to fetch the clamps and a can of WD-40 from the cleaner's cupboard.

[Kenny]

Once upon a time , there was a nurse called Susan who lived in a small village in Yorkshire.
Usually, the day surgery was quiet but the World Grass Skiing Championships in nearby Swaledale would change things dramatically.
She arrived for work like usual 20 minutes early , to find a man laid face down on a trolley with a ski protruding from his backside .
Dr Bargepole was in control of things as usual and he calmly asked Susan to fetch the clamps and a can of WD-40 from the cleaner's cupboard.
With one almighty pull the ski came free unfortunatley it acted as a enema and Dr Bargepole was covered in recycled chilli con carne .

[Pal Joey]

Once upon a time , there was a nurse called Susan who lived in a small village in Yorkshire.
Usually, the day surgery was quiet but the World Grass Skiing Championships in nearby Swaledale would change things dramatically.
She arrived for work like usual 20 minutes early , to find a man laid face down on a trolley with a ski protruding from his backside .
Dr Bargepole was in control of things as usual and he calmly asked Susan to fetch the clamps and a can of WD-40 from the cleaner's cupboard.
With one almighty pull the ski came free unfortunatley it acted as a enema and Dr Bargepole was covered in recycled chilli con carne .
Sven Larsen was extremely embarrassed to say the least but Susan was well prepared having dealt with this type of accident before.

[Kenny]

Once upon a time , there was a nurse called Susan who lived in a small village in Yorkshire.
Usually, the day surgery was quiet but the World Grass Skiing Championships in nearby Swaledale would change things dramatically.
She arrived for work like usual 20 minutes early , to find a man laid face down on a trolley with a ski protruding from his backside .
Dr Bargepole was in control of things as usual and he calmly asked Susan to fetch the clamps and a can of WD-40 from the cleaner's cupboard.
With one almighty pull the ski came free unfortunatley it acted as a enema and Dr Bargepole was covered in recycled chilli con carne .
Sven Larsen was extremely embarrassed to say the least but Susan was well prepared having dealt with this type of accident before.
She calmly handed both Sven and Dr Bargepole a towel and pointed to the bathroom , it was at this point that the surgery doors burst open .

[Pal Joey]

Once upon a time , there was a nurse called Susan who lived in a small village in Yorkshire.
Usually, the day surgery was quiet but the World Grass Skiing Championships in nearby Swaledale would change things dramatically.
She arrived for work like usual 20 minutes early , to find a man laid face down on a trolley with a ski protruding from his backside .
Dr Bargepole was in control of things as usual and he calmly asked Susan to fetch the clamps and a can of WD-40 from the cleaner's cupboard.
With one almighty pull the ski came free unfortunatley it acted as a enema and Dr Bargepole was covered in recycled chilli con carne .
Sven Larsen was extremely embarrassed to say the least but Susan was well prepared having dealt with this type of accident before.
She calmly handed both Sven and Dr Bargepole a towel and pointed to the bathroom , it was at this point that the surgery doors burst open .
"Anyone left a white Vauxhall outside? If so you better move it. I just saw the parking officer next door..." exclaimed Sally, the part time receptionist.

[Kenny]

Once upon a time , there was a nurse called Susan who lived in a small village in Yorkshire.
Usually, the day surgery was quiet but the World Grass Skiing Championships in nearby Swaledale would change things dramatically.
She arrived for work like usual 20 minutes early , to find a man laid face down on a trolley with a ski protruding from his backside .
Dr Bargepole was in control of things as usual and he calmly asked Susan to fetch the clamps and a can of WD-40 from the cleaner's cupboard.
With one almighty pull the ski came free unfortunatley it acted as a enema and Dr Bargepole was covered in recycled chilli con carne .
Sven Larsen was extremely embarrassed to say the least but Susan was well prepared having dealt with this type of accident before.
She calmly handed both Sven and Dr Bargepole a towel and pointed to the bathroom , it was at this point that the surgery doors burst open .
"Anyone left a white Vauxhall outside? If so you better move it. I just saw the parking officer next door..." exclaimed Sally, the part time receptionist.
Sven shouted thats mine weres Bjorn hes suppose to looking after it , please someone go and stop him giving me a ticket .

[Pal Joey]

Once upon a time , there was a nurse called Susan who lived in a small village in Yorkshire.
Usually, the day surgery was quiet but the World Grass Skiing Championships in nearby Swaledale would change things dramatically.
She arrived for work like usual 20 minutes early , to find a man laid face down on a trolley with a ski protruding from his backside .
Dr Bargepole was in control of things as usual and he calmly asked Susan to fetch the clamps and a can of WD-40 from the cleaner's cupboard.
With one almighty pull the ski came free unfortunatley it acted as a enema and Dr Bargepole was covered in recycled chilli con carne .
Sven Larsen was extremely embarrassed to say the least but Susan was well prepared having dealt with this type of accident before.
She calmly handed both Sven and Dr Bargepole a towel and pointed to the bathroom , it was at this point that the surgery doors burst open .
"Anyone left a white Vauxhall outside? If so you better move it. I just saw the parking officer next door..." exclaimed Sally, the part time receptionist.
Sven shouted thats mine weres Bjorn hes suppose to looking after it , please someone go and stop him giving me a ticket .
To everyone's surprise the officer walked up to the door with a ski in his hand. "Nought worreh... joost thourght ya maht be needin' this...."

XXX THE END XXX

[Kenny]

not a bad 1st attempt

[Pal Joey]

Was that a bad Yorkshire accent?

[Kenny]

it wasn't the best

[Kenny]

There were 2 sets of twins who lived next door to each other ..they were Troy & Travis and Tina & Tanya they got on very well.

[Josiah Maiestas]

There were 2 sets of twins who lived next door to each other ..they were Troy & Travis and Tina & Tanya they got on very well.
Next thing you know Tina finds Troy peeking through the bathroom window "this isn't how it looks", suggests Troy.

[Kenny]

There were 2 sets of twins who lived next door to each other ..they were Troy & Travis and Tina & Tanya they got on very well.
Next thing you know Tina finds Troy peeking through the bathroom window "this isn't how it looks", suggests Troy.
But to Troy's amazement Tina just winks and carrys on showering , the excitement is to much and Troy falls off the ladder landing on Tanya.

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