The Last Poster Is A Loser

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It's quite uplifting coming last actually...

Yes and now i also have something to strip paint aswell

I noticed my saucepan, tablespoon and teaspoon looked so shiny & brand new again... imagine what our insides look like?

Yes i know , may aswell gargle Turps !

imagine getting breathalysed... we'd melt the plastic tube and machine itself.

Banned for life !

I can almost hear the Judge say ".... for 250 years!"

It wasn't me your honour .... it was a cold remedy

I'm just glad I didn't have to get antibiotics. Maybe it was a heavy cold but it did creep down the tubes to the chest. The drink stopped the advance in it's tracks.

The kids have it now , dont think i will give them one of Swannys hot toddies though

My Mum also got it... feel as though I might have given it to her. She says she is on the mend already though which is a relief.

yes im sure i passed it on to the kids

Maybe you need to be in a 'bubble'...

Yes maybe i should get Jacko's

Is that the Bubble Boy from Seinfeld's name?

No i ment wacko jacko

of course... how could I forget?

Maybe the chimp aswell ?

feel sorry for the chimp... and even the dolls, etc.

He could write a bloody good song though

Yes he could... and was good on his feet as well.

My son does a great moonwalk

Have you videoed him... he could be a youtube sensation

I was thinking of doing that

Then you'll have the local news crews at your door.

I going to be his manager

Good idea. Maybe add something a little extra... just to make the act even more unique.

I know... a hat with a enclosed hamster ferris wheel with Patrick in there as well.

Like it

And Patrick could have a little silver reflective suit... get her indoors to improvise one!

Maybe a little flashing helmet aswell ?

yeah, blaring out a Jackson tune... but one octave higher.

It would be better than this act...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOb5hcOpH5Q

Ha ha that reminds me of an old tv advert with a Buddy Holly song playing , cant think what it was for though .

A Vet ad?

I like the bit where he says - "don't knock the flea off the rat!"

Think i mixed 2 ads together , the dog cat and mouse one was for British Gas and it was the Shirelles Will you still love me tomorrow .

That's a great tune... some clever ad people out there can make those multi-nationals look like wonderfully sensitive people...

Great ad didn't realise how old it was '86 i think

25 years does fly by...

Yes it does , as does the 5 minutes i was having a look on here

I had to answer the phone and check all the squabbles in the Mod section - it never ends!

Right bed time

OK mate... sleep well!

Going now cheers mate

See you later on then...

Im back and raring to go

I had an early night. First day of summer here... a little cool.

Watched the footie , great result for Palace .....knew we would get Man City in the semi

That'll be another great match. What's the other one... Cardiff v ?

Crystal Palace ...........at least our second leg is at home

Of course...

Is the Carling Cup a big trophy to win? What did it used to be called?

The League Cup , i suppose it used to be but then teams started using it bto play fringe players ...........but i think there are 3 trophies we could win this year so why not win them

Right... yeah, go for them all. Can never have enough silverware.