Wayne Barren

Bit of a boring day whilst suspended from work,and need of a bit of a chuckle,even if it's at my own gags,but I was wondering if you guys know anyone that gets wrestling names/terms bizarrely wrong

For example the mrs' mum thinks it's 'Big Job' and there's a 'Double H'

My mrs' son is the best though,thinking Wade Barrett is Wayne Barren,and when an advert for Alton Towers came on,asked if that was 'where Randy Alton lives'

Ahhh I'm cheered up already,thanks guys...

The other night my Mrs was trying to join in a conversation between me and her friends 8 year old about RAW:

"I saw that, that Gravedigger is back isnt he? I think hes going to play against 3 Hs"

The little lad actually facepalmed.

Before we carry on, can I ask.... Why have you been suspended?


Also, a friend really annoyed me because he kept telling people that Rey Mysterio was the one who Sheamus powerbombed through a ladder at MITB. I couldn't be bothered to tell him it was Sin Cara. Eventually it got too much and had to correct him.

Also, when I saw the title of the article I thought the question would be:

If someone made an unlicensed game with WWE Characters, what would be their names?


I thought Wayne Barren would be something to do with Wade.

LOL my missus always calls him Wayne Barrett anyway. Despite me repeatedly correcting her. One day she WILL get a Wasteland..

My wife deliberately annoyed me when Big Show and Jericho were Tag Team Champions, by calling them "Chafing man and the little blondie".

She also called John Cena "Christian", because he looks like Christian from Eastenders (I don't see it myself). She wouldn't have it that there's already a wrestler called Christian.

I think she's just a WUM. Damn you Miz!

Miz is your wife?

UpsideDownFace I was arrested with two of my students while out on an activity. All part of my heel turn,which has been poorly booked by the company if I'm honest...

Yeah, blame creative. It's their fault for putting you in that situation

I actually blame Miz,but it genuinely is creative's fault,they did the opposite of a Teddy Long,and didn't 'have ourselves....a tag team match' when there should have been one.

I've always loved this one:

https://youtu.be/Vcmkh-9la9o?t=13s

'Mitchell Cole'