Season 1 Live Text - League Fixtures 7.

Today's matches (latest Scores):

League A
Go Ahead Pigeons 1-1 Viva City
Cunning Canaries FC 2-2 AC ALittleSilhouetteoOfAMan
Treble's Revenge 1-1 Athletico Bilbao Baggins FC
Real Ale Sociedad 2-0 Straight-Edge United

League B
London Silly Nannies 3-1 Borussia Munchingballsack
FC Furious 1-1 FCUnited
Jacamos United 4-1 Sporting Sideburns
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1351: London Silly Nannies are League B winners and Real Ale Sociedad are League A winners

Thanks for joining me. Ta ra.

1350: FULL TIME

1347: GOAL: Jacamos United 4-1 Sporting Sideburns (Lewandowski)

Last word of the afternoon goes to Robert Lewandowski. Fernando Amorebieta fires a ball upfield to Darijo Srna on the right wing who dinks in an appetising cross for Lewandowski to nod home. The Sideburns defence could have done better but Lewandowski doesn’t care as he celebrates his 2nd of the match.

1345 : GOAL: London Silly Nannies 3-1 Borussia Munchingballsack (Llorente)

As a well-known person would say, “Take a bow son”. Fernando Llorente has scored the goal of the afternoon right at the death. Angel Di Maria chips a ball up for Llorente all of 35 yards out and he doesn’t even look up before volleying it right into the top corner. Sodhat looks stunned, Sainty looks delighted, Viva looks cold.

1345: GOAL: Jacamos United 3-1 Sporting Sideburns (Muniain)

That might be the killer goal for Jacamos. Iker Muniain picks up the ball on the halfway line and, after exchanging passes with Marco Reus, slips through the defence and knocks the ball home. A clenched fist from Russell Howard on the Jacamos United bench is the only show of emotion.

1340: It’s all a bit stale at the Pigeons v City game. Neither is pressing particularly hard. Meanwhile, sodhat has brought Ambrosini on for Sahin and TSC has brought on Cleverley for Gustavo.

1337: GOAL: Cunning Canaries 2-2 AC ALSOAM (Ba)

Really scrappy goal here. Another corner that Stevie G floats in to Holt’s head. He plays it down to Demba Ba who squeezes it past Handanovic at the 2nd attempt. The AC goalie will be disappointed by Demba Ba doesn’t care. On the balance of play, it's deserved.

1334: GOAL: Go-Ahead Pigeons 1-1 Viva City (Pizarro)
Viva City finally get a deserved equaliser. Claudio Pizarro picks up the ball just outside the penalty box, shimmy’s around Alex and bends a shot into the bottom corner that Chesney was a fingertip from reaching. The Italian looks delighted and memories of the early miss are forgotten.

1333: GOAL: Real Ale Sociedad 2-0 Straight-Edge United (Cardozo)

Game, set and match Real Ale I think. They had been quiet until a Straight Edge corner where Real Ale streak away with Dempsey who plays in Oscar Cardozo who slots the ball home past Stekelenburg. In all fairness, it’s been a dire game.

1329: GOAL: Jacamos United 2-1 Sporting Sideburns (Lewandowski)

Nice play here from the men in navy blue and orange. Cristian Tello bursts down the wing and plays the ball into Robert Lewandowski. He knocks it to Reus who plays it back to Lewandowski who passes it into the net. What a way to take the lead. TSC immediately takes off Rio Ferdinand and puts on Phil Jagielka too.

1325: Skrtel redeems himself big time. Soldado gets the ball and gets past Koscielny but Skrtel goes flying in for a fair challenge that wins the ball back. A round of applause from the fans.

1325: Subs here for AC ALSOAM (Gonalons and Montoya on for Farfan and Maggio), Cunning Canaries (Oxlade Chamberlain for G Johnson and Hoolahan for Koscielny), Real Ale (Cardozo off, Agbonlahor on), Bilbao Baggins (Xhaka & Dost for Cambiasso and Garay), Treble’s Revenge (Miccoli and Nolito on for Schurrle and Pazzini), Borussia Munchingballsack (Gameiro on for Kagawa), For Jacamos United Xherdan Shaqiri off and Cristian Tello on)

1320: Change for Viva City. Valbuena off to be replace by Menez.

1320: GOAL: FC Furious 1-1 FC Utd (Diego)

Nick is absolutely furious with the referee. Hernanes bursts into the box and flings himself on the ground with no one near him. The referee points to the stop and up steps Hernanes. Lindegaard saves it but Diego is first to it to blast it home. Cherries and Heskey embrace, nick throws a water bottle into the stands. Immediately, Diego is taken off to be replaced by Neymar.

1315: Change for the Pigeons as Aaron Lennon comes on for Ganso to a standing ovation.

1313: It has just started to rain in the game involving Viva City and the Go-Ahead Pigeons. Viva looks despondent, standing Jose Mourinho like as the rain pours down.

1312: GOAL: London Silly Nannies 3-0 Borussia Munchingballsack (Ozil)

Atrocious defending from Jordi Alba again. He tries to play the ball to Alves but hits it straight to Adebayor. Adebayor takes a touch, passes it through the defence to Mesut Ozil who rounds the keeper and taps home. 3 goals in under 10 minutes and the LSN are on their way to the title now. The fans know it.

1309: Chance for TR as Hummels plays a back pass to De Gea who slices his shot horribly but in the end it bounces out for a corner, just. It seems to hit the bottom of his foot.

1308: GOAL: London Silly Nannies 2-0 Borussia Munchingballsack (Jovetic)

Gets worse for Borussia and the class of the League B leaders is showing now. A mistake by Alba allows Alexis Sanchez to nick the ball and play it into the feet of Stefan Jovetic who rifles it past Brad Friedel.

1305: GOAL: London Silly Nannies 1-0 Borussia Munchingballsack (Adebayor)

Typical Emmanuel Adebayor. Has been completely anonymous the whole game but Mesut Ozil floats in a corner to the near post for Adebayor to prod home. That’s woken the crowd up.

1304: Got another text here from anonymous: "What are you wearing?"
Oh crikey, that must be from Emile...

1303: Papiss Cisse rattles the bar for Bilbao who are dominating but can’t get through the TR defence. Mind you, they themselves are looking incredibly dangerous on the counter.

1301: GOAL: Cunning Canaries 1-2 AC ALSOAM (Soldado)

What is Martin Skrtel doing? Daniel Agger passes him the ball but Roberto Soldado is lurking so he looks to play it back to Krul. Instead, he taps it and Soldado rushes onto the ball and chips it over Krul for his 2nd of the match.

Got a Text here from VivaandCherriesfan Dear TSC - not nearly enough mentions of the cracking job Viva has done to guide his side into the Top 4, please up your game. Lots of love.
Thanks guys xxx

1300: We’re back underway. For some reason, Marky has substituted AC goalie Bernd Leno for Samir Handanovic.

1253: Get involved down below (giggity, that's what she said etc).

1250: Quote from Bull at half time. “We are the team that the league deserves but not the one it needs right now.”
Interesting. He’s obviously been getting into the liquor cabinet again.

1245: HALF TIME

1243: Bull responds by chucking on Giggs for Salvio and Topal for Bender.

1242: GOAL: Real Ale Sociedad 1-0 Straight-Edge United (Dempsey)

Diego Lugano chops down Nene 20 yards from goal. Clint Dempey steps up to curl home a fantastic free-kick.

1240: Big miss! It’s Pizarro through on goal again, he gets past Chesney but just as he kicks the ball, it takes a bobble and he ends up kicking his other leg, allowing Alex to hoof it clear. It’s not the Italian’s day.

1237: GOAL: Jacamos United 1-1 Sporting Sideburns (Reus)

Good goal by Marco Reus. He picks up the ball just inside the penalty area but with his back to goal. He swivels and crisply smacks the ball underneath Joe Hart and into the net. This makes him the Jacamos United top scorer with 6 for the season.

1234: Rare chance for Straight-Edge in a cagey game. Eriksen escapes from Cahill for once and plays in Hernandez who slips and faps the ball to Shay Given.

1232: Hat trick of woodwork hits for Ganso today. Lampard lofts in a corner and after a bit of penalty area pinball it lands at the feet of Ganso who hits the post from 2 yards out. A costly miss! Remember to get in touch.

1230: Ganso rattles the woodwork again! This time, he gets the ball from Parker and from 20 yards out smashes a shot against the right hand post. In the FC Utd game, assistant coach Emile Heskey had disappeared down the tunnel with a ballboy tucked under his jersey but was thankfully stopped by a stewart. He's now back on the bench looking glum.

1227: No word on the new trousers yet for the Canaries manager.............

1226: Not much happening in the game between Borussia and the LSN. Llorente has had a couple of long range efforts but that’s it.

1224: GOAL: Cunning Canaries 1-1 AC ALSOAM (Soldado)

That’s class from AC. Farfan and Maggio play a clever 1-2 on the right hand side of the pitch. Farfan bombs down the pitch and plays in Roberto Soldado who takes 1 touch to take the ball away from Skrtel and another to pass to the ball into the net underneath Tim Krul. There’s an air of training ground work about that goal.

1222: Ganso has just rocketed a shot onto the crossbar from all of 40 yards out for the Pigeons. De Sanctis could only stand and watch.

1220: GOAL: FC Furious 1-0 FC Utd (Klose)

“BRAAAP BRAAAP BRAAAP” ring the FC Furious crowd. Hatem Ben Arfa lays a beauty of a cross on a plate for Miroslav Klose who tucks it into the net. Cherries moans something to assistant coach Emile Heskey, who is eyeing up a ballboy.

1218: GOAL: Jacamos United 0-1 Sporting Sideburns (Jelavic)

Just what Fernando Amorebieta is doing here only he knows. He has the ball on the edge of the penalty box and his left leg slips. He tries to step forward but his right leg slips too and falls to the ground but manages to head to the ball to Nikica Jelavic who doesn’t even take a touch before bending the ball into the roof of the net. TSC sits in the dugout chewing, Agnes Brown swears angrily at Amorebieta.

1218: GOAL: Treble’s Revenge 1-1 Athletic Bilbao Baggins (Cisse)

That’s more like it. Papiss Cisse picks up the ball 20 yards out and hooks it over Ahamada. The TR goalie doesn’t know what’s just happened and neither does Cisse but he’s delighted anyhow and joins Mario Gotze in a rendition of "O Come All Ye Faithful".

1215: The Canaries have ruffled some AC feathers. Another corner and Holt bullets another header goal ward but unfortunately a tad too high.

1213: Cahill is suffocating Eriksen at the moment for Real Ale. Anytime Eriksen picks up the ball, Gary Cahill is all over him like John Terry on Wayne Bridge’s ex-girlfriend.

Text from sodhat: RE: 12:07: Can someone put the call out and get Olly some new trousers?
We'll get the call out.

1213: Cahill is suffocating Eriksen at the moment for Real Ale. Anytime Eriksen picks up the ball, Gary Cahill is all over him like John Terry on a teammates WAG.

1211: Viva City are doing all the pressing at the moment but can’t find their way buy a chance. Bastos is through on goal but Alex gets back and puts in a great challenge to get the ball away.

1210: GOAL: Treble’s Revenge 1-0 Athletic Bilbao Baggins (Pazzini)

Nightmare for Ezequiel Garay as his slip lets in Giampaolo Pazzini to slot past David De Gea. Hero is going ballistic at the Argentinian.

1207: GOAL: Cunning Canaries 1-0 AC ALSOAM (Holt)

Stevie Gerrard floats in a perfect corner onto the head of Grant Holt who absolutely hammers it into the top right corner from the penalty spot. He celebrates by running over to the manager and picking him up, much to olly’s delight.

1205: GOAL: Go-Ahead Pigeons 1-0 Viva City (Pogrebnyak)

That early goal has put the pigeons amongst the “catz”. Jose Enrique powers down the left wing and puts in a cross right onto the head of Pavel Pogrebnyak who bullets a header past Morgan De Sanctis.

1203: First chance of the day for Bilbao Baggins. Cambiasso passes to Gotze who passes to Cisse who passes back to Gotze who passes to Cambiasso who passes back to Cisse whose deft touch lets in Gotze but Ahamada was onto it immediately.

1200: Kick off in all the games.

1157: 3 minutes until kick-off.

1156: Text Message from Anonymous: Do you think Viva is one of the greatest managers of all time?
Get involved in the debate!! Any messages to be read out at half-time.

1155: 5 minutes until kick-off. Refereeing change at the FC Furious v FC Utd game where it turns out whistler Howard Webb was caught taking a bribe from manager nick_fury for some unknown sinister purpose. He has been replaced by Wolfgang Stark.

1150: Here’s a pre-match quote from Atletico Bilbao Baggins manager Hero:
“It's all or nothing here, we're going to finish this season going all out for the win”
And from Straight-Edge manager Bull.
"A Great Man Once Said Float Like A Butterfly.. . Sting Like A Bee.... We have floated like a Butterfly for most of the season now it’s time to sting there title chances and get ourselves promoted.”

Strong words there.......................................................

1145: All teams are out warming up, except Jacamos United who are enjoying a cup of Bovril in the changing rooms or so I’m told. 15 minutes to kick off.

1137: It’s worth noting that the City of Norwich FC team couldn’t make their game as the bus broke down on the way there because Michael Carrick forgot to put the petrol in.

1135: And some League B team news? Oh go on then.

FC Furious team to play FC Utd of Bournemouth etc etc etc:
Lindegaard; Rafael, Jones, Chivu, Fábio; M'Vila, Biglia, Ben Arfa, Sinclair, Sessegnon; Klose
Subs: Schwarzer, Ansaldi, Fazio, Garcia, Frei, Walters, Cassano

FC Utd team:
Jefferson; Maicon, Dede, Luisao, Marcelo; Fernandinho, Dudu, Willian, Hernanes, Diego; Kleber
Subs: Zoma, Bridcutt, Heskey, Fletcher, Casemiro, Neymar

Jacamos United team to face Sporting Sideburns:
Buffon;Srna, Amorebieta, Ferdinand, Lahm(c); Martinez, Gustavo, Shaqiri, Reus, Muniain; Lewandowski
Subs: Pantilimon, Jagielka, Izaguirre, Sigurdsson, Tello, Frei, Milito

Sporting Sideburns team:
Hart; Walker, Samuel, Coloccini, Santon; Keita, Elias; Milner, Podolski, Nilmar; Jelavic
Subs: Speroni, Clyne, Rakitic, Sulejmani, Honda, Giovinco

London Silly Nannies team to play Borussia Munchingballsack:
Ochoa; Debuchy, Howedes, Carvalho, Mathieu; Sandro, Sahin, Sanchez, Ozil, Jovetic; Adebayor
Subs - Ambrosini, Seedorf, Torosidis, Marin, Albiol, Alderweireld

Borussia Munchingballsack team:
Friedel; Alba, Alves, Fernandez, Zabaletta; Corgnet, Scholes, Navas, Di Maria; Llorente, Gameiro
Subs: De Jong, Kagawa, Vorm, King, Smalling


1132: Team news from today’s League A games:

Treble’s Revenge team to play Atletico Bilbao Baggins:
Ahamada; De Silvestri, Rami, Ruiz, Pieters; Marchisio, Tiote, Cabaye; Schurrle, Pazzini, Sturridge.
Subs: Baumann, Varane, Faraoni, Perch, Cuenca, Nolito, Miccoli

Atletico Bilbao Baggins:
De Gea; Abate, Hummels, Garay, Cole; Cambiasso, Kroos, Cazorla, Gotze, Ayew; Demba Cisse
Subs: Coutinho, Ramsey, Fuchs, Alves, Dost, Xhaka, Piazon

Cunning Canaries team to play AC ALSOAM:
Tim Krul; Koscielny, Skrtel, Agger; Johnson, Gerrard, Fellaini, Arteta, Adam Johnson; Ba, Holt
Subs: Loach, Gibbs, Hoolahan, Huth, Chamberlain, Pilkington, Bellamy

AC ALSOAM:
Leno; Boateng, Van Buyten, Badstuber; Maggio, Toulalan, Ronaldinho, Alaba; Farfan, Soldado, Lopez
Subs: Handanovic, Armero, Gonalons, Otamendi, Montoya, Guidetti, Mertens

Go Ahead Pigeons team to play Viva City:

Sczezny; Richards, Musacchio, Alex, Jose Enrique; Scott Parker, Lampard, Ganso; Ruiz, Dembele, Pogrebnyak
Subs: Asenjo, Antonini, Zapata, Canales, Drogba, Lennon, Barrios

Viva City:
De Sanctis; Azpilicueta, Mexes, Vertonghen, Cissoko; Javi Garcia,Hamsik, Pirlo; Menez, Pizzaro, Bastos
Subs: Kameni, Barzagli, Gonzalez, Valbuena, Montolivo, Matudi, Yakubu

Real Ale Sociedad team to play Straight-Edge United

Given; Lichtsteiner, Ivanovic, Cahill, Sakho, Adriano; Demspey, Khedira, Nene; Lamela, Cardozo
Subs: Boruc, Riise, Agbonlahor, Sow


Straight-Edge United:
Stekelenburg; Danlio, Lovren, Lugano, Pereira; Bender, Moutinho, Salvio, Eriksen, Turan; Hernandez
Subs: Giggs, Topal, Émerson, Aurelio


1130: Welcome to the today’s very special live text. Both league titles will be settled today, with Real Ale Sociedad close to winning the League A title and the London Silly Nannies simply needing to avoid defeat to win the League B title. Also, there is the matter of qualification for next seasons Premier League that is an incentive for some other teams too.

Text Message to 606v2: Do you think Viva is one of the greatest managers of all time? From anonymous.

My bet is on Cisse first goalscorer at 5-1

Where do I collect my winnings if I'm right? I'll tell you how much I put on when it comes in...

Text message: Interested to see how Sainty fairs today in his first game, interesting team choice too.

Sainty wrote:Text message: Interested to see how Sainty fairs today in his first game, interesting team choice too.

Just be sure to read the whole match before having your moment!

I gave someone £20 because I was soo happy should have waited for the final whistle on ALL games.

King Beer wrote:

Sainty wrote:Text message: Interested to see how Sainty fairs today in his first game, interesting team choice too.

Just be sure to read the whole match before having your moment!

Bounce on this, caller.

RE: 12:07

Can someone put the call out and get Olly some new trousers?

Real Ale Manager looking increasingly peed off at his team.

COME ON!!!

Dear TSC - not nearly enough mentions of the cracking job Viva has done to guide his side into the Top 4, please up your game. Lots of love, VivaandCherriesfan

comeone lads

Quiet in the Munchingballsack game, much to note?

the furious fans seem to be being outsung.........by heskey

come we have to turn this around to get promoted!

The AC ALSOAM fans are singing;

"Soldado, woooaahhh, Soldado, woooaahhh, he comes from sunny Spain, he's gonna score again..."

come on lads!

Are you having a f*cking laugh?!

Sainty - your geting murked out there today

Sainty wrote:Are you having a f*cking laugh?!

dont worry ur still going up as it stands

No way is the difference between the teams that great that I should be losing 3-0... Irrespective of who I'm against...

Way to welcome the new guy, I guess...

Who is the best dressed manager?

I'm going to guess Fernando, in a long fur coat and luxurious slippers.

Note: I don't decide the results. Everyone's voted on them (except cherries ). Besides, the game's not over.

i couldnt vote, i had np software and no internet on friday

AND YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
the fans believe

WHAT, What is this diving Brazilian dog poopie player doing! Cherries you cheating scum, your no better then John Terry

Come on FC Furious

We are the champions my friend..................

next season

Done

good game nick
20millio in te kitty + cup final money

this was very entertaining

Sainty wrote:No way is the difference between the teams that great that I should be losing 3-0... Irrespective of who I'm against...

Way to welcome the new guy, I guess...

#fantasygamebitchfit

good game nick
20millio in te kitty + cup final money

Cheers. Well done pal. look forward to next time should there be one

I have just got in from the launderette

Well played Marky

Just looks like no one can handle Holt

nick_fury wrote:

good game nick
20millio in te kitty + cup final money

Cheers. Well done pal. look forward to next time should there be one

yer we both finish in the bottom 4 so we will remtach next year

yer we both finish in the bottom 4 so we will remtach next year

BOOM Watch out, Cherries about *To the theam of You Been Framed*