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Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks
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There is more than a lisp to Chris Eubank
Said Benn, climbing out of a poo tank
As when not in a ring
He jutht loveth to thing
There is more than a lisp to Chris Eubank
Said Benn, climbing out of a poo tank
As when not in a ring
He jutht loveth to thing
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Some say boxing's best days are over
It's the same for Navratilova
No more serve and volley
chasing young girls would be folly
It's the same for Navratilova
No more serve and volley
chasing young girls would be folly
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Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks
Some say boxing's best days are over
It's the same for Navratilova
No more serve and volley
Chasing young girls would be folly
Too old to play the wild rover
It's the same for Navratilova
No more serve and volley
Chasing young girls would be folly
Too old to play the wild rover
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Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks
A middle ageing guy from Massachussets
Often seen in weightlifting corsets
His buttocks are perk
Some think he's a berk
and union insists his wife has got loose bits........
Often seen in weightlifting corsets
His buttocks are perk
Some think he's a berk
and union insists his wife has got loose bits........
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Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks
Michaels, Sean wrote:A middle ageing guy from Massachussets
Often seen in weightlifting corsets
His buttocks are perk
Some think he's a berk
and union insists his wife has got loose bits........
Who might you mean Michaels, Sean?
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Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks
Who might you mean Michaels, Sean?
A man of Boston he was born
A man of Boston he was born
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Who might you mean Michaels, Sean?
A man of Boston he was born
Of Irish descent
A man of Boston he was born
Of Irish descent
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Who might you mean Michaels, Sean?
A man of Boston he was born
Of Irish descent
Its rumoured he's bent
And his wife stars in home-made porn
A man of Boston he was born
Of Irish descent
Its rumoured he's bent
And his wife stars in home-made porn
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Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks
Just looked at the old 606
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Just looked at the old 606
Shantel still up to his tricks ?
Shantel still up to his tricks ?
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Just looked at the old 606
Shantel still up to his tricks ?
It sure looks that way
Shantel still up to his tricks ?
It sure looks that way
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Just looked at the old 606
Shantel still up to his tricks ?
With a few footy fans
Jabbering on about Khan
Shantel still up to his tricks ?
With a few footy fans
Jabbering on about Khan
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Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks
Just looked at the old 606
Shantel still up to his tricks ?
With a few footy fans
Jabbering on about Khan
And they don't even have limericks
Shantel still up to his tricks ?
With a few footy fans
Jabbering on about Khan
And they don't even have limericks
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Just looked at the old 606
Shantel still up to his tricks ?
It sure looks that way
And there he will stay
If he comes back - banned in a tick
Shantel still up to his tricks ?
It sure looks that way
And there he will stay
If he comes back - banned in a tick
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ITV4 are showing the cricket
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ITV4 are showing the cricket
That saves me buying a ticket
That saves me buying a ticket
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ITV4 are showing the cricket
That saves me buying a ticket
Swing bowling, thick edges
That saves me buying a ticket
Swing bowling, thick edges
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ITV4 are showing the cricket
That saves me buying a ticket
Swing bowling, thick edges
Warne's wig, one alleges
That saves me buying a ticket
Swing bowling, thick edges
Warne's wig, one alleges
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ITV4 are showing the cricket
That saves me buying a ticket
Swing bowling, thick edges
Warne's wig, one alleges
Stays fast, he knows how to stick it
That saves me buying a ticket
Swing bowling, thick edges
Warne's wig, one alleges
Stays fast, he knows how to stick it
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Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks
I knew a chap, name of Roger
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he had a tiny todger
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I knew a chap, name of Roger
he had a tiny todger
But luckily for him
he had a tiny todger
But luckily for him
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I knew a chap, name of Roger
he had a tiny todger
But luckily for him
Next door neighbour Jim
he had a tiny todger
But luckily for him
Next door neighbour Jim
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Was a right ol' podger
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All day I have missed the old limericks
Shouldn't have carried on without him, pricks!
Shouldn't have carried on without him, pricks!
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All day I have missed the old limericks
Shouldn't have carried on without him, pricks!
John, that seems a bit odd
be aware of the mods
(Mind you, they let D4 do that old schtick....)
Shouldn't have carried on without him, pricks!
John, that seems a bit odd
be aware of the mods
(Mind you, they let D4 do that old schtick....)
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Well the mods they can fry!
As I'm sure they'll say can I
So roast all people
and then have a nibble
it's about time we all die!!!!!!!!!
RAAAAAAAHHH
As I'm sure they'll say can I
So roast all people
and then have a nibble
it's about time we all die!!!!!!!!!
RAAAAAAAHHH
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Chris Eubank is a dapper old dresser,
Naomi is a slapper and aggressor
Naomi is a slapper and aggressor
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Chris Eubank is a dapper old dresser,
Naomi is a slapper and aggressor
Ones a big trucker
Naomi is a slapper and aggressor
Ones a big trucker
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Chris Eubank is a dapper old dresser,
Naomi is a slapper and aggressor
Ones a big trucker
The other ? I'd chuck her
Naomi is a slapper and aggressor
Ones a big trucker
The other ? I'd chuck her
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Chris Eubank is a dapper old dresser,
Naomi is a slapper and aggressor
Ones a big trucker
The other ? I'd chuck her
If it's Watts and not Campbell then Yessir!
Naomi is a slapper and aggressor
Ones a big trucker
The other ? I'd chuck her
If it's Watts and not Campbell then Yessir!
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Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks
We got out of that one intact
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We got out of that one intact
It was tempting you know, that's a fact
It was tempting you know, that's a fact
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We got out of that one intact
It was tempting you know, that's a fact
I changed the line twice
It was tempting you know, that's a fact
I changed the line twice
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We got out of that one intact
It was tempting you know, that's a fact
I changed the line twice
Were you keeping it nice?
It was tempting you know, that's a fact
I changed the line twice
Were you keeping it nice?
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We got out of that one intact
It was tempting you know, that's a fact
I changed the line twice
Were you keeping it nice?
Of course ! With restraint and with tact
It was tempting you know, that's a fact
I changed the line twice
Were you keeping it nice?
Of course ! With restraint and with tact
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Interesting to read the one about Warne's hair
Same could be said about Vaughan to be fair
Same could be said about Vaughan to be fair
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Interesting to read the one about Warne's hair
Same could be said about Vaughan to be fair
With a disused mop
and UHU to stick it on top
If only someone could tell Darryl Hare
Same could be said about Vaughan to be fair
With a disused mop
and UHU to stick it on top
If only someone could tell Darryl Hare
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Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks
This thread's been on the go for three weeks
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Sean, you start and you finish 'em
No probs though, it doesn't diminish 'em
They're sharp and they're funny
And right on the money
Time, methinks, to replenish 'em
No probs though, it doesn't diminish 'em
They're sharp and they're funny
And right on the money
Time, methinks, to replenish 'em
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Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks
This thread's been on the go for three weeks
Who's complaining, when the majority speaks ?
Who's complaining, when the majority speaks ?
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This thread's been on the go for three weeks
Who's complaining, when the majority speaks ?
Didn't think it would last
Who's complaining, when the majority speaks ?
Didn't think it would last
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This thread's been on the go for three weeks
Who's complaining, when the majority speaks ?
Didn't think it would last
That the novelty has passed?
Who's complaining, when the majority speaks ?
Didn't think it would last
That the novelty has passed?
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This thread's been on the go for three weeks
Who's complaining, when the majority speaks ?
Didn't think it would last
That the novelty has passed?
Not a chance, just wait till it peaks
Who's complaining, when the majority speaks ?
Didn't think it would last
That the novelty has passed?
Not a chance, just wait till it peaks
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There was once an old man called Arum
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There was once an old man called Arum
Who made young Floyd feel a bit glum
Who made young Floyd feel a bit glum
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So Floyd jumped ship Golden Boy
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There was once an old man called Arum
Who made young Floyd feel a bit glum
So Floyd jumped ship Golden Boy
Who made young Floyd feel a bit glum
So Floyd jumped ship Golden Boy
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There was once an old man called Arum
Who made young Floyd feel a bit glum
So Floyd jumped ship Golden Boy
In a moment of special ' that told ' em ' joy
Who made young Floyd feel a bit glum
So Floyd jumped ship Golden Boy
In a moment of special ' that told ' em ' joy
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