A pre-copulation IRB agreement.

Any responsible couple should report in the throes of pre-coital activity via whatever medium to the IRB that they are going to have a shag and nominate the egg and (lucky) sperm to a nominated country.

You know it makes sense.

Da fuq did i just read?

Portnoy wrote:Any responsible couple should report in the throes of pre-coital activity via whatever medium to the IRB that they are going to have a shag and nominate the egg and (lucky) sperm to a nominated country.

You know it makes sense.

I think its a bit unwise to put all your eggs in the same basket early on

Portnoy wrote:Any responsible couple should report in the throes of pre-coital activity via whatever medium to the IRB that they are going to have a shag and nominate the egg and (lucky) sperm to a nominated country.

You know it makes sense.

Translation please?

[quote="AlynDavies"]

Portnoy wrote:Any responsible couple should report in the throes of pre-coital activity via whatever medium to the IRB that they are going to have a shag and nominate the egg and (lucky) sperm to a nominated country.

You know it makes sense.

Translation please? [/q

Certainement mon copain

Cualquier pareja responsable debe informar en pleno proceso de pre-coital la actividad a través de cualquier medio a la IRB que se va a tener un peluche y nombrar al óvulo y el espermatozoide (con suerte) a un país designado.

Usted sabe que tiene sentido

"Baldrick, have you been on the diesel oil again?"

RubyGuby wrote:

Portnoy wrote:Any responsible couple should report in the throes of pre-coital activity via whatever medium to the IRB that they are going to have a shag and nominate the egg and (lucky) sperm to a nominated country.

You know it makes sense.

I think its a bit unwise to put all your eggs in the same basket early on

It is only one egg at a time. Any nomination is not binding on any further copulation. If Mr and Mrs Shingler had thought of this, it would have saved a lot of pain.

Can you nominate twins (2 eggs) to play for different countries?
What about identical twins (1 egg) do they have to play for the same team?

It would make the game more fun if you had to nominate a position as well.
12 stone props, 6ft8 scrum halves and 19 stone fullbacks... brilliant.

wasps wrote:Can you nominate twins (2 eggs) to play for different countries?
What about identical twins (1 egg) do they have to play for the same team?

It would make the game more fun if you had to nominate a position as well.
12 stone props, 6ft8 scrum halves and 19 stone fullbacks... brilliant.

You're getting to the minutiae of detail here wasps.

Clearly the only responsible way forward would to refer to video evidence.

So if the woman is on top the child has to play for northern hemisphere ??

Only if she says "yes Yes YEs YES"

wasps wrote:So if the woman is on top the child has to play for northern hemisphere ??

Must have a word to Martin Johnson's missus.

Portnoy wrote:Only if she says "yes Yes YEs YES"

Do women do that during copulation???

Lomu should set up a sperm bank and make some coin. Cant believe I just used that word

This guy thinks v2 is his own little playground.

Magazine, a cup, turkey basetor and England women's cricket team.

Cook on gas mark 6 for 9 months, allow to mature

slartibartfast wrote:Magazine, a cup, turkey basetor and England women's cricket team.

Cook on gas mark 6 for 9 months, allow to mature

And once hatched, airmail them to France

The future looks scary

Casartelli wrote:

Portnoy wrote:Only if she says "yes Yes YEs YES"

Do women do that during copulation???

Well your girlfriend did last night

Artful_Dodger wrote:This guy thinks v2 is his own little playground.

Come again? Whoops, bad choice of words

Casartelli wrote:

Portnoy wrote:Only if she says "yes Yes YEs YES"

Do women do that during copulation???

Only if you use baby oil and a rampant rabbit first, and the guy has sloppy seconds.

AlynDavies wrote:

Casartelli wrote:

Portnoy wrote:Only if she says "yes Yes YEs YES"

Do women do that during copulation???

Only if you use baby oil and a rampant rabbit first, and the guy has sloppy seconds.

Jeez, you hang out with some interesting ladies, mate.

My women arre usually quiet during the proceedings (its hard to hear the Rugby commentators otherwise). Afterwards, they are almost always polite and simply ask:
"Please, Sir. May I have another?"

doctor_grey wrote:Jeez, you hang out with some interesting ladies, mate.

My women arre usually quiet during the proceedings (its hard to hear the Rugby commentators otherwise). Afterwards, they are almost always polite and simply ask:
"Please, Sir. May I have another?"

Really? they normally tell me ... "leave the £50 on the bedside cabinet"

AlynDavies wrote:

doctor_grey wrote:Jeez, you hang out with some interesting ladies, mate.

My women arre usually quiet during the proceedings (its hard to hear the Rugby commentators otherwise). Afterwards, they are almost always polite and simply ask:
"Please, Sir. May I have another?"

Really? they normally tell me ... "leave the £50 on the bedside cabinet"

Wow, you have the high price ones..........

doctor_grey wrote:

AlynDavies wrote:

doctor_grey wrote:Jeez, you hang out with some interesting ladies, mate.

My women arre usually quiet during the proceedings (its hard to hear the Rugby commentators otherwise). Afterwards, they are almost always polite and simply ask:
"Please, Sir. May I have another?"

Really? they normally tell me ... "leave the £50 on the bedside cabinet"

Wow, you have the high price ones..........

Na thats just the tip for my partner to buy a new Pauls Botique item from Bank in Llanelli!

So..........one item per year??????

doctor_grey wrote:So..........one item per year??????

God no I have a promiscuous one!

Good stuff, mate.
It must be the Rugby talk..........

doctor_grey wrote:Good stuff, mate.
It must be the Rugby talk..........

Na it's the money for the hand bags, and ugg boots at the end

Here's hoping our boys do a proper copulation to their friendly Southern hosts on Saturday!

No offense intended, of course, my Southern brothers and sisters. You only copulate the ones you love..........

p.s. Does every female on the planet earth have those friggin Uggs?