New Rules for Penalties following Nalbandians Actions

As Part of a 606 think tank we have devised new recommendations for ATP warnings and penalties following the unfortunate events during the ATP 250 Aegon Championships at the club known as "Queens".

The audience paid good money to see the match and many armchair viewers had planned their day in front of the television with their pizzas and doughnuts and alcoholic beverages. All this was spoilt by the over-reaction of seeing an old man theatrically hobbling around the court with blood-soaked legs, resulting in the cancellation of the match and the ruin of everyones day.

To avoid the unpleasant reoccurrence of such unnecessary cancellations we, the undersigned thinkers of the 606 thinktank, make the following recommendations to the ATP to be adopted immediately or toute suite whichever is the earlier:

LineJudge's "injury"		Penalty
Flesh Wound		Verbal Warning
Broken leg plus loss of two pints of blood		Loss of Point
Loss of leg (necessary amputation)		Loss of game
Loss of both legs plus 4 pints of blood		Loss of set
Coma followed by death*		Default of match

* Requires Doctors confirmation.

:roflmao: NS. Wonderful list. Let us see what Drewett says to our suggestions.

Nalbandian is the victim here.

FREE him I say!

Josiah Maiestas wrote:Nalbandian is the victim here.

FREE him I say!

He is FREE to kick more boards and shins, as long as he wants to rack up DEFaults instead of tennis titles.

NS you made the heavy situation into light hearted banterv, .

To add more

1]Running Forehand is banned from the game of tennis coz a player might accidentally fall on a line judge and he will banned for life.

2]Only under arm service will be allowed since players are starting to fire at 250 KMPH plus serve which might hit some official some day and hence serious injury.

3] All line officials will be kept inside a steel cage to prevent fired up players from knocking them out.

4]Nets will be 30 feet high so as to prevent injury to opponents, and hence 1 tennis match will be divided as two sqaush matches with a soft net in the mid.

5] lets make it simple, lets decide the winner based on Table Tennis.