I'm new to this board

[damnThoseWilderbeast]

Alright folks, I'm new to this board. Reading through the posts, it seems much more sensible and balanced with an entertaining (but not annoying) level of trolling. I've had to leave the other board I followed (scumv) as the ref bashing from the Welsh was infuriating.

As an Englishman, I'm quietly optimistic about England's future. Really need to win all our Autumn games to show real progress.

Wales, let down by bad decision making and an inexperienced captain. I won't mention RP. They need to win big in the Autumn to be taken seriously but fear they won't

Ireland, oh dear. The NZ team and performance would have destroyed anybody.

Scotland. 3/3 so good psychologically. What it actually means in terms of their progress I don't really know

[Guest]

Welcome

[ChequeredJersey]

Nice to meet you

[wales606]

The trolling is worse on other boards.

Good god...

[AsLongAsBut100ofUs]

Welcome damnTW, hope you enjoy v2. Some wummery, but not too much, mainly confined to periods around international matches, but easily avoided if yous wish

[flankertye]

Welcome to the board.
Couple of pointers on here.
Matt Garvey is a god, disagree at your peril.
Tom Croft is the best line out jumper in the world.
At the moment Owen farrell is a limited player, as opposed to best 10 in the world during the six nations.
Tom Wood is still viewed as the saviour.
Oh and Haskell is still viewed as a massive c***

[justified sinner]

Nice to meet you. Enjoy this Board, if you want serious Trolling try PR. I like it here.

[Looseheaded]

Welcome to the board.
Couple of pointers on here.
Matt Garvey is a god, disagree at your peril.
Tom Croft is the best line out jumper in the world.
At the moment Owen farrell is a limited player, as opposed to best 10 in the world during the six nations.
Tom Wood is still viewed as the saviour.
Oh and Haskell is still viewed as a massive c***

Well said

[flankertye]

Any other facts and pointers other posters can give?

[anotherworldofpain]

Beware of the welsh vigilantes. Criticise the Wales at all and they will try to getting you banned!

Welcome!

[Looseheaded]

Steve Walsh is a nobber.
It is a legal requirement for each member to mention Gavin Henson at least once a week.
Chris Ashton is the best winger in the world.
Anotherworldofpain is better known as Grey Ghost
Matt Stevens is useless and looks like a pot bellied pig
WHY THE F**K IS PRIESTLAND STILL GETTING PICKED!?

[thebluesmancometh]

Flanker can we just clarify, Haskell is a C### or a C###?!

[Ozzy3213]

Flanker can we just clarify, Haskell is a C### or a C###?!

Both

[Knackeredknees]

Steve Walsh is a nobber.
It is a legal requirement for each member to mention Gavin Henson at least once a week.
Chris Ashton is the best winger in the world.
Anotherworldofpain is better known as Grey Ghost
Matt Stevens is useless and looks like a pot bellied pig
WHY THE F**K IS PRIESTLAND STILL GETTING PICKED!?

All the worlds Ills can be blamed on Botha
Saracens are the Antichrist
All tigers and Welsh players are beyond reproach and are all "World class"
Never mention coat tailing to the welsh during HC games
Did I mention it's all Botha's fault

Think that's covered everything, safe posting

[thebluesmancometh]

Ozzy... ouch!

[ChequeredJersey]

And always remember that no matter how well you've played for 5-10 previous matches, if you have one subpar game then you are not cut out for international rugby. But if you play well in 2 consecutive club games and do flashy "flair" things regardless of your ability to do the basics, then you are the new Serge Blanco

[wales606]

Oh, and George North is like Chuck Norris...only better

[wales606]

and all games that your team loses narrowly must be blamed on a single individual - usually the flyhalf or referee.

[PJHolybloke]

Welcome to the nut-hutch DTW.

England have been rebuilding since 2003.
Wales can beat anyone on their day.
Scotland are plucky losers.
Ireland would be brilliant but Declan Kidney couldn't find his ar5e with both hands, let alone a winning combination in midfield.

All the above are FACTS, but FACTS don't count unless they are backed up with END OF! END OF.

[anotherworldofpain]

If you blaming the ref on the match thread you must simultaneous start the thread about how is always wrong to blaming referee

[doctor_grey]

Welcome to the nut-hutch DTW.

England have been rebuilding since 2003.
Wales can beat anyone on their day.
Scotland are plucky losers.
Ireland would be brilliant but Declan Kidney couldn't find his ar5e with both hands, let alone a winning combination in midfield.

All the above are FACTS, but FACTS don't count unless they are backed up with END OF! END OF.

Listen to PJ, he is very wise. The other way to back yourself is to use "Lies, DamnLies, or STATISTICS"
If you use statistics, your point will be refuted unless you include citations (just like the old teacher who liked to smack kids on the knuckles with her stick told you). Some of us will argue stats are misleading, originating at the Alastair Campbell School of Spin. I am not much of a stat guy, which is a good thing since I can't count anymore and really don;t need to anyway.

[Biltong]

Alright folks, I'm new to this board.

Welcome mate, there is only one thing you need to know, nothing else matters.

Bryce Lawrence is my bestest friend. i call him Bruce.

[OzT]

Bryce Lawrence is my bestest friend. i call him Bruce.

and biltong's a very polite and knowledgeable bloke, but on that statment, a bit of a liar..

[wales606]

Biltong and Lawerence is a bit like Germans and the War.

DONT MENTION THE BRUCE!

[Guest]

Welcome fella, feel free to claim a 'moral victory' if you think your team deserved it, there's a good chance they did.

[emack2]

Welcome to the board

[Taylorman]

Welcome Damnthosewilderbeast...(gotta be a story behind that one...in case the mods didnt inform you the initiation test in the first week is to share your avatar story)

[anotherworldofpain]

new zeland only winning because of the conspiracy not to penalising them.

If is close the other team always "deserving" to win. And if is not close then the team who lose were (a) tired (b) rusty (c) poorly coached (d) missing key injury player (e) rebuilding (f) not interested (g) better than that.

[Pete C (Kiwireddevil)]

new zeland only winning because of the conspiracy not to penalising them.

If is close the other team always "deserving" to win. And if is not close then the team who lose were (a) tired (b) rusty (c) poorly coached (d) missing key injury player (e) rebuilding (f) not interested (g) better than that.

You forgot (i) all of the above

[Biltong]

new zeland only winning because of the conspiracy not to penalising them.

If is close the other team always "deserving" to win. And if is not close then the team who lose were (a) tired (b) rusty (c) poorly coached (d) missing key injury player (e) rebuilding (f) not interested (g) better than that.

You forgot (i) all of the above

You also have to be fair to the poor kiwi's, sometimes it will be (j) McCaw didn't cheat (k) the referee didn't favour them (l) they weren't lucky.

[beshocked]

Steve Walsh is a nobber.
It is a legal requirement for each member to mention Gavin Henson at least once a week.
Chris Ashton is the best winger in the world.
Anotherworldofpain is better known as Grey Ghost
Matt Stevens is useless and looks like a pot bellied pig
WHY THE F**K IS PRIESTLAND STILL GETTING PICKED!?

All the worlds Ills can be blamed on Botha
Saracens are the Antichrist
All tigers and Welsh players are beyond reproach and are all "World class"
Never mention coat tailing to the welsh during HC games
Did I mention it's all Botha's fault

Think that's covered everything, safe posting

+1

[anotherworldofpain]

We also learn not to mention that Tuilagi not really English.

[anotherworldofpain]

Or Waldrom

[anotherworldofpain]

Or Hartley

[Biltong]

Or Barrit and Botha.

[Biltong]

And Stevens.

[anotherworldofpain]

[ChequeredJersey]

You can bloody well have Stevens back if you want.

[ChequeredJersey]

And you forgot Morgan

[beshocked]

You can bloody well have Stevens back if you want.

Agree with that.

[disneychilly]

You can bloody well have Stevens back if you want.

Stevens may as well have a Colombian passport such was his liking for the sponsors' product

[ChequeredJersey]

They can have him too

[Zander]

They can have him too

In fact anyone can have Stevens!

[flankertye]

Billy 12trees is considered the english version of Gavin Henson. Basically, the midfield messiah.
He can play 12, 10 and he's not bad on the tighthead either

[Biltong]

Sorry boys, no take backs.

[RDW]

Jeez guys - way to welcome him gently to V2!

Anyway - it's good to have you!

[Biltong]

Jeez guys - way to welcome him gently to V2!

Anyway - it's good to have you!

Induction of the newby RDW, a necessity these days. Brings a man up to speed.

[yappysnap]

SA are all a bunch of nasty thugs

the AB's always cheat

Australia can not scrummage and have silly mustachios

Wales could beat anyone on their day

Ireland always cheat (but not as well as the AB's)

England only won anything by a score devidable by three

The French are lazy

Scotland are dark horses

[RDW]

I do think you won't be fully accepted until you explain your name.....assuming it is a good story of course! If not then just make it up....!

No prizes for guessing what my name is all about!

[munkian]

McCaw was born offside, FACT END OF.


1 question, why were you on a Welsh rugbysite if you are English, are you Nottins ?

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