NFL Sex Positions

Inspired by twitter, tumblr and a hockey focused forum I'm on, where yesterday #HockeyPlayerSexPositions was trending and some suggestions were very funny. So I thought I'd give it a crack with NFL related things instead.

Just stay focused and do. Your. Job. - The Bill Belichick

Giving head - The James Harrison

No means yes - The Ben Roethlisberger

Disappointing throughout and storms through the end to a sublime climax - The Tim Tebow


Hockey players sex positions

This is an incredibly unusual thread.


Sporadic flashes with some real mesmerising parts but ultimately falls short - The Chad Johnson

One great performance but flat after that- The Caleb Hainie


Showing so much passion and energy that it makes you scared - The Ray Lewis



I felt a bit weird writing them!

Doggy style - The Michael Vick

Go hard and fast but try showing off and ruin it at the last second - The DeSean Jackson

Premature ejaculation - The Washington Redskins

They always make their big splash before the proper action has begun and it's always all over for them far too soon.

Impotent - The Dallas Cowboys

It just never ever seems to happen for them.

One up the bum, no harm done - The Browns

Virgil_Caine wrote:One up the bum, no harm done - The Browns

Sex so disgraceful, you have to issue an apology afterwards - The Aaron Berry

Giving up half way through and just lying there through the rest of it - The Albert Haynesworth

Putting a premium on finishing quickly - The Al Davis

MockingJay has already used Tim Tebow.......Missionary

For me, how about a historical one:

Couldn't keep it up when it really counted - The Scott Norwood

crygasm - the Dick Vermeil