If WWE was your wife...

... you would make her cook your dinner, then criticise it and make her cry.

You'd ask for more pepper next time, then next time you'd sneeze in her doting face.

You'd buy her a Sat Nav as an anniversary present.

what?

Only because she's rubbish all the other time and one nice meal doesn't change it.

We'd be divorced quite a long time ago but with the occassional ONS since in the vain hope that we could rekindle the early years.

I'd be off with TNA and ROH having an affair.

I would come out of the closet and admit to liking UFC. Not full blown, as I would still dabble with wrestling though.

I'd wine and dine her and make her feel special. Hoping for birthday treats

I'd have left her for a woman who, although the sex isn't as thrilling, she's consistenly loving every week.

Equally though if my wife was TNA I'd be off with WWE never satisfied me

I'd stay with her because when she gets it right, it's great. Although as I age it happens with less regularity.

I would come home and find her always cheating on me with John Cena, Then in the act she would turn and say I'm just trying to get him over.

Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF wrote:Equally though if my wife was TNA I'd be off with WWE never satisfied me

Oh, yeah. I'd keep banging the WWE occasionally for the thrills.

Thanks ED you've ruined my life now. I can tell that whenever I look at my wife I'll see John Cena now

You keep coming back for more no matter what we feed you!

As much as she annoys me i just cant divorce her.

I'd punch her in the ovaries cos of her John Cena fetish but I'd thank her every day for bringing Yoshi Tatsu and HUNICO into my life.

Oh come on, really? Sorry

You'd look around and see that everyone else had a real woman and you were chasing after men in tights

Id be begging the police not to dig up the back garden

I'd strip the PG rating off her....