Players currently in the league & Left in Lawyers

Last Updated: 18/06/13 4 PM


Currently in the League
Adam le Fondre - FC ElphickForJustice
Adam Maher - FC Brust Sauger
Adil Rami - Atalanta Falcons
Alen Halilovic - FC Braust Sauger
Alan Dzagoev - Deportivo la Chorizo
Alessandro Florenzi - Il Azzurini
Alessandro Gamberini - FC ElphickForJustice
Alessio Romagnoli - FC Brust Sauger
Alex Sandro - FC Brust Sauger
Alex Teixeira - FC ElphickForJustice
Alexander Buttner - Dos Cervezas por favor
Alexander Madlung - VFL Bassender
Alexander Meier - VFL Bassender
Alexis Sanchez - FC Brust Sauger
Ali Ahamada - FC Brust Sauger
Alvaro Morata - Dos Cervezas por favor
Alvaro Negredo - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Andi Weimann - FC Brust Sauger
Andre Almeida - Releases
Andre Schurrle - VFL Bassender
Andre Wisdom - Releases
Andrea Barzagli - VFL Bassender
Andrea Pirlo - FC Respek Your Elders
Andres Prieto - Dos Cervezas por favor
Andriy Yarmolenko - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Andros Townsend - Moleicester City
Angelo Ogbonna - Atalanta Falcons
Antonio Di Natale - FC Respek Your Elders
Antonio Nocerino - FC ElphickForJustice
Arjen Robben - Atalanta Falcons
Arturo Vidal - UC Supremazia
Ashley Cole - Atlanta Falcons
Asmir Begovic - VFL Bassender
Axel Witsel - Deportivo La Chorizo
Ben Foster - Spanish Bank
Benedikt Howedes - FC Brust Sauger
Bernard - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Bernd Leno - FC Brust Sauger
Brad Friedel - FC Respek Your Elders
Branislav Ivanovic - Deportivo la Chorizo
Bruma - Released
Callum McManaman - Moleicester City
Carles Puyol - Respek Your Elders
Carlos Tevez - Spanish Bank FC
Cesar Azpilicueta - Spanish Bank
Chiek Tiote - FC ElphickForJustice
Christian Abbiati - UC Supremazia
Christian Benteke - FC Brust Sauger
Christian Eriksen - FC Brust Sauger
Christophe Jallet - Deportivo la Chorizo
Claudio Marchisio - Atalanta Falcons
Clement Grenier - Moleicester City
Craig Bellamy - Respek Your Elders
Cristian Ceballos - Releases
Cristian Zaccardo - UC Supremazia
Damien Duff - FC Respek Your Elders
Daniel Carvajal - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Daniel Sturridge - Moleicester City
Daniele de Rossi - Il Azzurini
Danilo - FC Brust Sauger
Dante - UC Supremazia
Darijo Srna - Moleicester City
David Alaba - Il Azzurini
David de Gea - Deportivo la Chorizo
David Luiz - UC Supremazia
David Villa - Deportivo la Chorizo
Davide Astori - VFL Bassender
Davide Petrucci - UC Supremazia
Dede - UC Supremazia
Diego Forlan - Respek Your Elders
Diego Godin - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Dimitar Berbatov - VFL Bassender
Djibril Cisse - Releases
Douglas Costa - VFL Bassender
Dries Mertens - Atalanta Falcons
Eliaquim Mangala - Mole Citeh
Emile Heskey - FC Respek Your Elders
Eric Lamela - Atalanta Falcons
Esteban Cambiasso - VFL Bassender
Etienne Capoue - Moleicester City
Ezequiel Garay - Deportivo la Chorizo
Ezequiel Lavezzi - Deportivo la Chorizo
Fabio Coentrao - Bassender
Felipe Santana - UC Supremazia
Fernandinho - Dos Cervezas por favor
Fernando Llorente - Spanish Bank
Fernando Torres - FC ElphickForJustice
Filipe Luis - UC Supremazia
Francesco Totti - FC Respek Your Elders
Frank Lampard - Respek Your Elders
Fraser Forster - Moleicester City
Fredy Guarin - Spanish Bank FC
Gael Bigirimana - Dos Cervezas por favor
Gareth MacAuley - FC Respek Your Elders
Geoffrey Kondogbia - Spanish Bank FC
Gianluigi Buffon - Atalanta Falcons
Giorgio Chiellini - Deportivo la Chorizo
Granit Xhaka - Il Azzurini
Guillermo Varela - Deportivo La Chorizo
Hatem Ben Arfa - UC Supremazia
Hernanes - Mole Citeh
Henrikh Mkhitaryan - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Hilario - Releases
Holger Badstuber - Mole Citeh
Hugo Campagnaro - FC Respek Your Elders
Iago Falque - Releases
Ignacio Camacho - Spanish Bank FC
Ignasi Miquel - Releases
Ignazio Abate - Atalanta Falcons
Iker Muniain - Il Azzurini
Ilkay Gundogan - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Inigo Martinez - UC Supremazia
Isco - Deportivo la Chorizo
Jack Butland - Il Azzurini
Jack Wilshere - FC ElphickForJustice
Jackson Martinez - UC Supremazia
James Rodriguez - Mole Citeh
Jan Vertonghen - Spanish Bank FC
Javi Garcia - Atlanta Falcons
Javi Martinez - Dos Cervezas por favor
Javier Mascherano - Spanish Bank
Javier Pastore - VFL Bassender
Javier Zanetti - Respek Your Elders
Jeremy Mathieu - VFL Bassender
Jeremy Menez - VFL Bassender
Jermaine Defoe - FC Respek Your Elders
Jermaine Pennant - Releases
Jeroeme Boateng - FC Brust Sauger
Jesus Navas - Spanish Bank FC
Jetro Willems - FC ElphickForJustice
Joao Moutinho - VFL Bassender
Joel - Spanish Bank FC
John Arne Riise - Releases
Jonny Evans - Dos Cervezas por favor
Jordi Alba - Dos Cervezas por favor
Jordi Gomez - Released
Jordy Clasie - FC Brust Sauger
Jose Manuel Pinto -Releases
Jose Maria Callejon - Deportivo la Chorizo
Josh Wakefield - FC ElphickForJustice
Juan Cuadrado - Moleicester City
Juan Iturbe - FC ElphickForJustice
Julian Draxler - Il Azzurini
Julio Cesar - Respek Your Elders
Jurgen Locadia - Il Azzurini
Kevin Mirallas - Spanish Bank FC
Kevin Strootman - FC Brust Sauger
Klass-Jan Huntelaar - Moleicester City
Kurt Zouma - FC Brust Sauger
Kyriakos Papadopoulos - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Lars Bender - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Laurent Koscielny - Atalanta Falcons
Lazar Markovic - FC Brust Sauger
Leandro Damiao - UC Supremazia
Leighton Baines - Deportivo la Chorizo
Leo Baptista - FC Brust Sauger
Leon Goretska - Il Azzurini
Lorenzo Di Silvestri - Atalanta Falcons
Lorenzo Insigne - UC Supremazia
Luc Castaignos - Atalanta Falcons
Luca Marrone - UC Supremazia
Lucas Digne - Il Azzurini
Lucas Leiva - Atalanta Falcons
Lucas Ocampos - Il Azzurini
Luis Alberto - Spanish Bank FC
Lukas Podolski - FC Brust Sauger
Lukasz Piszczek - Bassender Steigen
Luke Shaw - Il Azzurini
Manuel Pasqual - Spanish Bank FC
Mapou Yanga Mbiwa - Moleicester City
Marcel Schmelzer - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Marcelo - Moleicester City
Marco Benassi - Atalanta Falcons
Marco Reus - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Marco van Ginkel - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Marco Verratti - Il Azzurini
Mario Balotelli - Atalanta Falcons
Mario Mandzukic - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Mario Suarez - Spanish Bank FC
Marquinhos - Il Azzurini
Martin Caceres - VFL Bassender
Mataja Nastasic - Il Azzurini
Matej Vydra - Brust Sauger
Mateo Kovacic - Il Azzurini
Mathieu Debuchy - Deportivo la Chorizo
Mats Hummels - FC ElphickForJustice
Matt Duke - FC ElphickForJustice
Mattia De Sciglio - Il Azzurini
Mattia Perin - Il Azzurini
Mauro Icardi - Moleicester City
Max Meyer - FC Brust Sauger
M'Baye Niang - Spanish Bank FC
Michael Carrick - Bassender Steigen
Michele Camporese - Atalanta Falcons
Michele Fornasier - UC Supremazia
Michu - Dos Cervezas por favor
Mikel Arteta - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Miralem Pjanic - Dos Cervezas por favor
Mirko Vucinic - Mole Citeh
Miroslav Klose - Respek Your Elders
Mohamadou Diarra - Releases
Moritz Leitner - FC Brust Sauger
Moussa Dembele - Atalanta Falcons
Nacho Monreal - Deportivo la Chorizo
Nathaniel Chalobah - FC Brust Sauger
Nemanja Matic - Spanish Bank FC
Nemanja Vidic - Dos Cervezas por favor
Neven Subotic - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Nicola Leali - Atalanta Falcons
Nicolas Gaitan - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Nicolas N'Koulou - FC Brust Sauger
Nils Peterson - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Oliver Sorg - Brust Sauger
Oriel Romeu - Dos Cervezas por favor
Pablo Hernandez - Dos Cervezas por favor
Pablo Zabaleta - Dos Cervezas por favor
Paul Pogba - UC Supremazia
Pedro - UC Supremazia
Pedro Leon - Releases
Phil Jagielka - Moleicester City
Phil Jones - Spanish Bank
Philipp Lahm - Atalanta Falcons
Philippe Coutinho - Il Azzurini
Pierluigi Gollini - UC Supremazia
Pierre Emrick Aubameyang - FC ElphickForJustice
Piotr Zielinski - Deportivo la Chorizo
Rafael de Silva - UC Supremazia
Rafinha Alcantara - Moleicester City
Raheem Sterling - FC Respek Your Elders
Rami Rabia - Released
Raphael Schafer - VFL Bassender
Raphael Varane - Il Azzurini
Remy Cabella - Atalanta Falcons
Rene Adler - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Richard Wright - FC Respek Your Elders
Rio Ferdinand - Respek Your Elders
Robert Lewandowski - Dos Cervezas por favor
Roberto Soldado - Deportivo la Chorizo
Romelu Lukaku - Il Azzurini
Ronaldinho - FC Respek Your Elders
Ryan Giggs - FC Respek Your Elders
Ryo Miyaichi - Releases
Sam Byrom - Moleicester City
Sami Khedira - Deportivo la Chorizo
Samir Nasri - Dos Cervezas por favor
Santi Cazorla - Moleicester City
Scott Carson - FC ElphickForJustice
Sebastian Giovinco - UC Supremazia
Sebastian Jung - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Sebastien Bassong - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Sebastien Kehl - FC Respek Your Elders
Sebastien Rode - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Serdar Tasci - Spanish Bank
Serge Aurier - Il Azzurini
Sergio Asenjo - Dos Cervezas por favor
Sergio Romero - Atalanta Falcons
Shawn Parker - VFL Bassender
Shinji Kagawa - Spanish Bank
Simon Rolfes - VFL Bassender
Sokratis - Dos Cervezas por favor
Stefan De Vdrij - Deportivo la Chorizo
Stefan Kiessling - FC Brust Sauger
Stefan Savic - Spanish Bank
Stephan El Shaarawy - Il Azzurini
Stephan Lichtsteiner - FC ElphickForJustice
Steven Caulker - FC ElphickForJustice
Steven Gerrard - FC Respek Your Elders
Sven Bender - VFL Bassender
Thiago Alcantara - Mole Citeh
Thiago Motta - UC Supremazia
Thierry Ambrose - Deportivo la Chorizo
Thierry Henry - FC Respek Your Elders
Thomas Kaminski - Releases
Thorgan Hazard - UC Supremazia
Tiago - Releases
Toni Kroos - Spanish Bank FC
Tranquila Barnetta - VFL Bassender
Vergard Forren - VFL Bassender
Victor Ruiz - Dos Cervezas por favor
Victor Wanyama - Dos Cervezas por favor
Viktor Fischer - FC Brust Sauger
Walter Samuel - FC Respek Your Elders
Wayne Routledge - Releases
Wesley Sneijder - Atalanta Falcons
Wilfred Bony - FC ElphickForJustice
Wilfried Zaha - Il Azzurini
William Gallas - Releases
Willian - Dos Cervezas por favor
Willy Caballero - Deportivo la Chorizo
Xabi Alonso - Deportivo la Chorizo
Xavi - FC Respek Your Elders
Xherdan Shaqiri - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Yaya Sanogo - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Yohan Cabaye - Moleicester City
Yuto Nagatomo - Spanish Bank FC
Zacharias Faour - Brust Sauger
Zlatan Ibrahimovich - VFL Bassender
Zoltan Gera - Releases

Players who left through lawyers:

Season 3 - Available to rejoin league - Season 4, Week 1 (if there is a season 4)
Adam Szalai
Aleksandar Kolarov
Alexander Pato
Alvaro Arbeloa
Alvaro Dominguez
Benat Etxebarria
Blaise Matuidi
Carl Jenkinson
Carlos Martinez
Chicharito
Cristian Tello
Dani Alves
Davide Astori
Fabio Quagliarella
Federico Balzaretti
Fernando Amorebieta
Jakub Blaszczykowski
Jefferson Farfan
Jeremy Mathieu
Kwadwo Asamoah
Kyle Walker
Lasse Schone
Lewis Holtby
Marko Marin
Marnick Vermijl
Marouane Fellaini
Mathieu Valbuena
Maxime Gonalons
Michael Bradley
Michele Camporese
Morgan de Sanctis
Moussa Sissoko
Oscar Cardozo
Philippe Mexes
Ramires
Razvan Rat
Ricardo Montolivo
Rob Elliott
Ryan Bertrand
Seamus Coleman
Serge Gnabry
Sidney Sam
Stevan Jovetic
Suso
Theo Walcott
Thomas Ince
Timo Horn

Season 2 - Available to rejoin league now
Abou Diaby
Adam Lallana
Alberto Aquilani
Aleksandr Anyukov
Aleksey Berezutski
Ander Herrera
Ander Iturraspe
Andoni Iraola
Andrej Kramaric
Andres Palop
Andy Carroll
Angel Rangel
Anthony Reveillere
Anton Ferdinand
Antonio Cassano
Antonio Valencia
Apostolos Vellios
Artur Sobiech
Ashley Williams
Bafetimbi Gomis
Benoit Tremoulinas
Brede Hangeland
Burak Yilmaz
Canella
Carlos Kameni
Chris Smalling
Christian Fuchs
Christian Gentner
Chuks Aneke
Ciaran Clark
Clint Dempsey
Cristian Ledesma
Daley Blind
Daniel Schwaab
Danny Rose
Danny Simpson
Darren Fletcher
David Albelda
Demba Ba
Didier Drogba
Diego Milito
Dymtro Chygrynskiy
Eliseu
Emanuel Adebayor
Erik Pieters
Ezekiel Freyers
Fabricio Coloccini
Fabrizio Miccoli
Felipe Melo
Fernando Gago
Frank Lampard
Frederik Sorensen
Ganso
Gary Cahill
Georginio Wijnaldum
Gerard Deulofeu
Giuseppe Rossi
Heiko Westermann
Hope Akpan
Hugo Rodallega
Iago Aspas
Ibrahim Afellay
Igor Denisov
Ismaily
Ivan Rakitic
Jack Colback
Jack Cork
James McLean
James Milner
James Perch
Javi Lopez
Javier Manquillo
Javier Saviola
Jeremy Toulalan
Jesus Gamez
Joaquin
Johan Djourou
Jonathan de Guzman
Jordan Ayew
Jussi Jaaskelainen
Keiron Gibbs
Kevin Constant
Kevin Grobkreutz
Kevin-Prince Boateng
Leonardo Bonucci
Loic Remy
Lorenzo Insigne
Lucas Biglia
Lucio
Luis Gustavo
Mamadou Sakho
Markel Susaeta
Martin Kelly
Massadio Haidara
Mateo Mussacchio
Mathieu Flamini
Mattia Cassani
Michael Dawson
Miguel Britos
Milan Badelj
Nathan Ake
Nathan Dyer
Nathan Redmond
Nathaniel Clyne
Nelson Oliviera
Nicholas Yennaris
Nicolas Lodeiro
Nolito
Nuri Sahin
Pablo Osvaldo
Paul Pogba
Paulinho
Pedro Obiang
Pizzi
Rafael Van Der Vaart
Raul Albiol
Ricardo van Rijn
Roberto Soriano
Roman Weidenfeller
Ron Vlaar
Ross Barkley
Rubinho
Ryan Shawcross
Sandro
Sascha Riether
Scott Parker
Shane Long
Shay Given
Shinji Kagawa
Silvestre Varela
Stephane Mbia
Sylvain Distin
Thomas Hitzlsperger
Tim Howard
Tim Matavz
Tobias Sippel
Tom Carroll
Tom Cleverley
Tomas Hemed
Vito Mannone
Will Hughes
Winston Reid
Younes Belhanda
Younes Kaboul

Season 1 - Available to rejoin league now
Aaron Wilbraham
Adam Federici
Adel Taraabt
Adriano
Alberto Botia
Alessandro Diamanti
Aly Cissokho
Amidu Salifu
Anatoily Tymoshchuk
Anders Lindegaard
Arouca
Bruno Soriano
Bryan Oviedo
Casemiro
Charlie Austin
Christoph Metzelder
Ciro Immobile
Claudio Pizarro
Custodio
Daniele Bonera
David Beckham
Davide Santon
Dennis Praet
Diego Contento
Diego Forlan
Diego Lugano
Emanuel Giaccharini
Federico Fazio
Federico Macheda
Francesco Bardi
Francis Coquelin
Gael Clichy
Gareth Barry
German Denis
Gonzalo Rodriguez
Gylfi Sigurdson
Isaac Cuenca
Ivan Perisic
Jake Livermore
Javier Garrido
Jeffren
Jeremain Lens
Joel Matip
Jonas Olsson
Joris Mathijsen
Jose Bosingwa
Juan Arango
Juan Jesus
Juan Manuel Vargas
Kerim Frei
Kevin De Bruyne
Kyriakos Papadopolous
Landon Donovon
Lasse Sobiech
Leon Britton
Lima
Louis Saha
Maicon
Marc Bartra
Marc Muniesa
Marco Storari
Mark van Bommel
Martin Montoya
Matt Jarvis
Matt Phillips
Mattias Ginter
Max Arnold
Maxi Lopez
Maxwell
Michael Mancienne
Mikel San Jose
Mladen Petric
Mohamoudou Dabo
Nick Powell
Oliver Torres
Paolo Cannavaro
Park Ji Sung
Patrick Hermann
Pavel Pogrebnyak
Per Mertesacker
Peter Crouch
Peter Odemwingie
Peter Trochowski
Phil Neville
Pirmin Schwegler
Robert Huth
Samuele Longo
Sergio Canales
Sime Vrsaljko
Simon Kjaer
Steven N'Zonzi
Steven Pienaar
Sylvain Marveaux
Takashi Usami
Tom Huddlestone
Tomas Rosicky
Tony Hibbert
Vasilis Torosidis
Wallace
Walter Gargano

I've just come on here to say well done Afro and show respect, it can't have been easy doing that. xxx

Built up other the course of the drafts and star players, and using Excel, so wasn't a single mammoth job.

Next to Viva can you add Azzy too please, it's a joint effort.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I've just come on here to say well done Afro and show respect, it can't have been easy doing that. xxx

Ditto that. Good job Afro.

I did it last season. And the season before that. But hey kudos to Afro

TwisT wrote:I did it last season. And the season before that. But hey kudos to Afro

I wasn't here then, but I know deep in my heart that you did an outstanding job. Afro has a hard act to follow, and he needs our support to match your accomplishments

TwisT wrote:I did it last season. And the season before that. But hey kudos to Afro

I was just an amatuer on 606v2 back then and didn't know how to navigate my way through the Gaming section but I can feel the passion from your post that you did a fantastic job. It's Afros debut doing this so he needs a little encouragement.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Next to Viva can you add Azzy too please, it's a joint effort.

Thank you Afro.

Twists are big shoes to fill.

Plus he needs them back at weekends for his Clown Conventions

Don't diss the Clown Conventions! Just make sure you never accept their offer for a lift home.

I don't diss clown conventions, was just pointing out I would be left shoeless at weekends.

In fact, I respect clown conventions. I would shake your hands if I weren't worried about a nasty surprise

I think we praised Jafro too soon, this list is well out of date...

Afro Jafro, get the list updated Bro, don't be a Ho. Okay that was rubbish I'm gonna Go

The list is 100% correct as I haven't updated it nor the date it was last updated.

It will be updated asap, it has just been the financial year end so a bit swamped with real work

Hey I never said it was wrong, just a bit out...and we all know you've been busy, I just thought a nice reminder by way of a little rap might warm your cockles

Is this all up to date? Gonna need this

Currently in the League
Adam le Fondre - FC ElphickForJustice
Adam Maher - FC Brust Sauger
Adil Rami - Atalanta Falcons
Alen Halilovic - FC Brust Sauger
Alan Dzagoev - Deportivo la Chorizo
Alessandro Florenzi - Il Azzurini
Alessandro Gamberini - FC ElphickForJustice
Alessio Romagnoli - FC Brust Sauger
Alex Sandro - FC Brust Sauger
Alex Teixeira - FC ElphickForJustice
Alexander Buttner - Dos Cervezas por favor
Alexander Madlung - VFL Bassender
Alexander Meier - VFL Bassender
Alexis Sanchez - FC Brust Sauger
Ali Ahamada - FC Brust Sauger
Alvaro Morata - Dos Cervezas por favor
Alvaro Negredo - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Andi Weimann - FC Brust Sauger
Andre Almeida - Releases
Andre Schurrle - VFL Bassender
Andre Wisdom - Releases
Andrea Barzagli - VFL Bassender
Andrea Pirlo - FC Respek Your Elders
Andres Prieto - Dos Cervezas por favor
Andriy Yarmolenko - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Andros Townsend - Moleicester City
Angelo Ogbonna - Atalanta Falcons
Antonio Di Natale - FC Respek Your Elders
Antonio Nocerino - FC ElphickForJustice
Arjen Robben - Atalanta Falcons
Arturo Vidal - UC Supremazia
Ashley Cole - Atlanta Falcons
Asmir Begovic - VFL Bassender
Axel Witsel - Deportivo La Chorizo
Ben Foster - Spanish Bank 
Benedikt Howedes - FC Brust Sauger
Bernard - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Bernd Leno - FC Brust Sauger
Brad Friedel - FC Respek Your Elders
Branislav Ivanovic - Deportivo la Chorizo
Bruma - Released
Callum McManaman - Moleicester City
Carles Puyol - Respek Your Elders
Carlos Tevez - Spanish Bank FC
Cesar Azpilicueta - Spanish Bank
Chiek Tiote - FC ElphickForJustice
Christian Abbiati - UC Supremazia
Christian Benteke - FC Brust Sauger
Christian Eriksen - FC Brust Sauger
Christophe Jallet - Deportivo la Chorizo
Claudio Marchisio - Atalanta Falcons
Clement Grenier - Moleicester City
Craig Bellamy - Respek Your Elders
Cristian Ceballos - Releases
Cristian Zaccardo -  UC Supremazia
Damien Duff - FC Respek Your Elders
Daniel Carvajal - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Daniel Sturridge - Moleicester City
Daniele de Rossi - Il Azzurini
Danilo - FC Brust Sauger
Dante - UC Supremazia
Darijo Srna - Moleicester City
David Alaba - Il Azzurini
David de Gea - Deportivo la Chorizo
David Luiz - UC Supremazia
David Villa - Deportivo la Chorizo
Davide Astori - VFL Bassender
Davide Petrucci - UC Supremazia
Dede - UC Supremazia
Diego Forlan - Respek Your Elders
Diego Godin - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Dimitar Berbatov - VFL Bassender
Djibril Cisse - Releases
Douglas Costa - VFL Bassender
Dries Mertens - Atalanta Falcons
Eliaquim Mangala - Mole Citeh
Emile Heskey - FC Respek Your Elders
Eric Lamela - Atalanta Falcons
Esteban Cambiasso - VFL Bassender
Etienne Capoue - Moleicester City
Ezequiel Garay - Deportivo la Chorizo
Ezequiel Lavezzi - Deportivo la Chorizo
Fabio Coentrao - Bassender
Felipe Santana - UC Supremazia
Fernandinho -  Dos Cervezas por favor
Fernando Llorente - Spanish Bank
Fernando Torres - FC ElphickForJustice
Filipe Luis - UC Supremazia
Francesco Totti - FC Respek Your Elders
Frank Lampard -  Respek Your Elders
Fraser Forster - Moleicester City
Fredy Guarin - Spanish Bank FC
Gael Bigirimana - Dos Cervezas por favor
Gareth MacAuley - FC Respek Your Elders
Geoffrey Kondogbia - Spanish Bank FC
Gianluigi Buffon - Atalanta Falcons
Giorgio Chiellini - Deportivo la Chorizo
Granit Xhaka - Il Azzurini
Guillermo Varela - Deportivo La Chorizo
Hatem Ben Arfa - UC Supremazia
Hernanes - Mole Citeh
Henrikh Mkhitaryan - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Hilario - Releases
Holger Badstuber - Mole Citeh
Hugo Campagnaro - FC Respek Your Elders
Iago Falque - Releases
Ignacio Camacho - Spanish Bank FC
Ignasi Miquel - Releases
Ignazio Abate - Atalanta Falcons
Iker Muniain -  Il Azzurini
Ilkay Gundogan - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Inigo Martinez - UC Supremazia
Isco - Deportivo la Chorizo
Jack Butland - Il Azzurini
Jack Wilshere - FC ElphickForJustice
Jackson Martinez - UC Supremazia
James Rodriguez - Mole Citeh
Jan Vertonghen - Spanish Bank FC
Javi Garcia - Atlanta Falcons
Javi Martinez - Dos Cervezas por favor
Javier Mascherano - Spanish Bank
Javier Pastore - VFL Bassender
Javier Zanetti - Respek Your Elders
Jeremy Mathieu - VFL Bassender
Jeremy Menez - VFL Bassender
Jermaine Defoe - FC Respek Your Elders
Jermaine Pennant - Releases
Jeroeme Boateng - FC Brust Sauger
Jesus Navas - Spanish Bank FC
Jetro Willems - FC ElphickForJustice
Joao Moutinho - VFL Bassender
Joel - Spanish Bank FC
John Arne Riise - Releases
Jonny Evans - Dos Cervezas por favor
Jordi Alba - Dos Cervezas por favor
Jordi Gomez - Released
Jordy Clasie - FC Brust Sauger
Jose Manuel Pinto -Releases
Jose Maria Callejon - Deportivo la Chorizo
Josh Wakefield - FC ElphickForJustice
Juan Cuadrado - Moleicester City
Juan Iturbe - FC ElphickForJustice
Julian Draxler - Il Azzurini
Julio Cesar - Respek Your Elders
Jurgen Locadia - Il Azzurini
Kevin Mirallas - Spanish Bank FC
Kevin Strootman - FC Brust Sauger
Klass-Jan Huntelaar - Moleicester City
Kurt Zouma - FC Brust Sauger
Kyriakos Papadopoulos - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Lars Bender - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Laurent Koscielny - Atalanta Falcons
Lazar Markovic - FC Brust Sauger
Leandro Damiao - UC Supremazia
Leighton Baines - Deportivo la Chorizo
Leo Baptista - FC Brust Sauger
Leon Goretska - Il Azzurini
Lorenzo Di Silvestri - Atalanta Falcons
Lorenzo Insigne -  UC Supremazia
Luc Castaignos - Atalanta Falcons
Luca Marrone - UC Supremazia
Lucas Digne - Il Azzurini
Lucas Leiva - Atalanta Falcons
Lucas Ocampos - Il Azzurini
Luis Alberto - Spanish Bank FC
Lukas Podolski - FC Brust Sauger
Lukasz Piszczek - Bassender Steigen
Luke Shaw - Il Azzurini
Manuel Pasqual - Spanish Bank FC
Mapou Yanga Mbiwa - Moleicester City
Marcel Schmelzer - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Marcelo - Moleicester City
Marco Benassi - Atalanta Falcons
Marco Reus - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Marco van Ginkel - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Marco Verratti - Il Azzurini
Mario Balotelli - Atalanta Falcons
Mario Mandzukic - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Mario Suarez - Spanish Bank FC
Marquinhos - Il Azzurini
Martin Caceres - VFL Bassender
Mataja Nastasic - Il Azzurini
Matej Vydra - Brust Sauger
Mateo Kovacic - Il Azzurini
Mathieu Debuchy - Deportivo la Chorizo
Mats Hummels - FC ElphickForJustice
Matt Duke - FC ElphickForJustice
Mattia De Sciglio - Il Azzurini
Mattia Perin - Il Azzurini
Mauro Icardi - Moleicester City
Max Meyer - FC Brust Sauger
M'Baye Niang - Spanish Bank FC
Michael Carrick - Bassender Steigen
Michele Camporese - Atalanta Falcons
Michele Fornasier - UC Supremazia
Michu - Dos Cervezas por favor
Mikel Arteta - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Miralem Pjanic - Dos Cervezas por favor
Mirko Vucinic - Mole Citeh
Miroslav Klose - Respek Your Elders
Mohamadou Diarra - Releases
Moritz Leitner - FC Brust Sauger
Moussa Dembele - Atalanta Falcons
Nacho Monreal - Deportivo la Chorizo
Nathaniel Chalobah - FC Brust Sauger
Nemanja Matic - Spanish Bank FC
Nemanja Vidic - Dos Cervezas por favor
Neven Subotic - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Nicola Leali - Atalanta Falcons
Nicolas Gaitan - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Nicolas N'Koulou - FC Brust Sauger
Nils Peterson - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Oliver Sorg - Brust Sauger
Oriel Romeu - Dos Cervezas por favor
Pablo Hernandez - Dos Cervezas por favor
Pablo Zabaleta - Dos Cervezas por favor
Paul Pogba -  UC Supremazia
Pedro - UC Supremazia
Pedro Leon - Releases
Phil Jagielka - Moleicester City
Phil Jones - Spanish Bank
Philipp Lahm - Atalanta Falcons
Philippe Coutinho - Il Azzurini
Pierluigi Gollini - UC Supremazia
Pierre Emrick Aubameyang - FC ElphickForJustice
Piotr Zielinski - Deportivo la Chorizo
Rafael de Silva - UC Supremazia
Rafinha Alcantara - Moleicester City
Raheem Sterling - FC Respek Your Elders
Rami Rabia - Released
Raphael Schafer - VFL Bassender
Raphael Varane - Il Azzurini
Remy Cabella - Atalanta Falcons
Rene Adler - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Richard Wright - FC Respek Your Elders
Rio Ferdinand - Respek Your Elders
Robert Lewandowski - Dos Cervezas por favor
Roberto Soldado - Deportivo la Chorizo
Romelu Lukaku - Il Azzurini
Ronaldinho - FC Respek Your Elders
Ryan Giggs - FC Respek Your Elders
Ryo Miyaichi - Releases
Sam Byrom - Moleicester City
Sami Khedira - Deportivo la Chorizo
Samir Nasri - Dos Cervezas por favor
Santi Cazorla - Moleicester City
Scott Carson - FC ElphickForJustice
Sebastian Giovinco - UC Supremazia
Sebastian Jung - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Sebastien Bassong - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Sebastien Kehl - FC Respek Your Elders
Sebastien Rode - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Serdar Tasci - Spanish Bank
Serge Aurier - Il Azzurini 
Sergio Asenjo - Dos Cervezas por favor
Sergio Romero - Atalanta Falcons
Shawn Parker - VFL Bassender
Shinji Kagawa - Spanish Bank
Simon Rolfes - VFL Bassender
Sokratis - Dos Cervezas por favor
Stefan De Vdrij - Deportivo la Chorizo
Stefan Kiessling - FC Brust Sauger
Stefan Savic - Spanish Bank
Stephan El Shaarawy - Il Azzurini
Stephan Lichtsteiner - FC ElphickForJustice
Steven Caulker - FC ElphickForJustice
Steven Gerrard - FC Respek Your Elders
Sven Bender - VFL Bassender
Thiago Alcantara - Mole Citeh
Thiago Motta - UC Supremazia
Thierry Ambrose - Deportivo la Chorizo
Thierry Henry - FC Respek Your Elders
Thomas Kaminski - Releases
Thorgan Hazard - UC Supremazia
Tiago - Releases
Toni Kroos - Spanish Bank FC
Tranquila Barnetta - VFL Bassender
Vergard Forren - VFL Bassender
Victor Ruiz - Dos Cervezas por favor
Victor Wanyama - Dos Cervezas por favor
Viktor Fischer - FC Brust Sauger
Walter Samuel - FC Respek Your Elders
Wayne Routledge - Releases
Wesley Sneijder - Atalanta Falcons
Wilfred Bony - FC ElphickForJustice
Wilfried Zaha - Il Azzurini
William Gallas - Releases
Willian - Dos Cervezas por favor
Willy Caballero - Deportivo la Chorizo
Xabi Alonso - Deportivo la Chorizo
Xavi - FC Respek Your Elders
Xherdan Shaqiri - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Yaya Sanogo - Bratwurst Mannschaft
Yohan Cabaye - Moleicester City
Yuto Nagatomo - Spanish Bank FC
Zacharias Faour - Brust Sauger
Zlatan Ibrahimovich - VFL Bassender
Zoltan Gera - Releases




Lawyered
Alvaro Arbeloa
Blaise Matuidi
Carlos Martinez
Davide Astori
Fabio Quagliarella
Federico Balzaretti
Fernando Amorebieta
Jeremy Mathieu
Kyle Walker
Lasse Schone
Marnick Vermijl
Michele Camporese
Moussa Sissoko
Ramires
Razvan Rat
Seamus Coleman

Cheers Nando, stuck it in the OP