Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

I'll lick any SOB in the room
Said Jordan, lifting the gloom

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 10:04 am

Do 'man' and 'ton' rhyme Dave 667?
They do when you live in para-rhyme Heaven
Distortion of vowels

by Guest Tue 10 May 2011, 10:06 am

Do 'man' and 'ton' rhyme Dave 667?
They do when you live in para-rhyme Heaven
Distortion of vowels
Are they like Moles?

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 10:08 am

Do 'man' and 'ton' rhyme Dave 667?
They do when you live in para-rhyme Heaven
Distortion of vowels
Are they like Moles?
Maybe in Cornwall or Devon

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 10:24 am

So Haye thinks that Wlad fights fat puddings

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 10:27 am

So Haye thinks that Wlad fights fat puddings
According to press man, John Gooding

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 10:30 am

So Haye thinks that Wlad fights fat puddings
According to press man, John Gooding
Well Dave's in his prime

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 10:31 am

So Haye thinks that Wlad fights fat puddings
According to press man, John Gooding
Well Dave's in his prime
So it would be a crime

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 10:33 am

So Haye thinks that Wlad fights fat puddings
According to press man, John Gooding
Well Dave's in his prime
So it would be a crime
If he didn't give Wlad's nose a blooding

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 10:43 am

Mr Arum, the famous promoter

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 10:45 am

Mr Arum, the famous promoter
Paid a visit, and left a green floater

by Guest Tue 10 May 2011, 10:47 am

Mr Arum, the famous promoter
Paid a visit, and left a green floater
It smelled something rotten

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 10:49 am

Mr Arum, the famous promoter
Paid a visit, and left a green floater
It smelled something rotten
That's as close as he's gotten

by Guest Tue 10 May 2011, 10:50 am

Mr Arum, the famous promoter
Paid a visit, and left a green floater
It smelled something rotten
That's as close as he's gotten
To filling his daily quota

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 10:59 am

On his way to a prostate exam

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 11:24 am

On his way to a prostate exam
Windy picked up a sandwich : cheese & ham

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 11:28 am

On his way to a prostate exam
Windy picked up a sandwich : cheese & ham
He decided to linger

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 11:31 am

On his way to a prostate exam
Windy picked up a sandwich : cheese & ham
He decided to linger
'Self-test' with his finger

by Guest Tue 10 May 2011, 11:32 am

On his way to a prostate exam
Windy picked up a sandwich : cheese & ham
He decided to linger
'Self-test' with his finger
And said "what a good boy I am"

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 11:46 am

Tonypandy produced ' The Mighty Atom '

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:00 pm

Tonypandy produced ' The Mighty Atom '
Whose style could be described as "up and at 'em"

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:01 pm

Tonypandy produced ' The Mighty Atom '
Whose style could be described as "up and at 'em"
He sure packed a wallop

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:03 pm

Tonypandy produced ' The Mighty Atom '
Whose style could be described as "up and at 'em"
He sure packed a wallop
That's tricky, you dollop

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:08 pm

Tonypandy produced ' The Mighty Atom '
Whose style could be described as "up and at 'em"
He sure packed a wallop
That's tricky, you dollop
But you made it, and without erratum

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:16 pm

He's a sensitive soul is our Hobo

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:18 pm

He's a sensitive soul is our Hobo
Like the middleweight champion, Bobo

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:23 pm

He's a sensitive soul is our Hobo
Like the middleweight champion, Bobo
Toys from pram he throws

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:24 pm

He's a sensitive soul is our Hobo
Like the middleweight champion, Bobo
Toys from pram he throws
Whenever he blows

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:27 pm

He's a sensitive soul is our Hobo
Like the middleweight champion, Bobo
Toys from pram he throws
Whenever he blows
King Beer's magnificent pink oboe

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:29 pm

That line is gonna take some topping

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:32 pm

That line is gonna take some topping
The thread's peak? Shall we think about stopping?

by Guest Tue 10 May 2011, 2:36 pm

That line is gonna take some topping
The thread's peak?Shall we think about stopping?
Say it aint so

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:37 pm

That line is gonna take some topping
The thread's peak?Shall we think about stopping?
Say it aint so
We've so far to go

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:39 pm

That line is gonna take some topping
The thread's peak?Shall we think about stopping?
Say it aint so
We've so far to go
Well I'm going on strike (Like at Wapping)

by Guest Tue 10 May 2011, 2:42 pm

Striking??Do you think this is France?

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:44 pm

Striking??Do you think this is France?
If so, I will say in advance

by Guest Tue 10 May 2011, 2:49 pm

Striking ??Do you think this is France?
If so, I will say in advance
I'm off for a Burton

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:51 pm

Striking ??Do you think this is France?
If so, I will say in advance
I'm off for a Burton
My gonads are hurtin'

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 2:56 pm

Striking ??Do you think this is France?
If so, I will say in advance
I'm off for a Burton
My gonads are hurtin'
'Cause I've been out cycling with Lance

by Guest Tue 10 May 2011, 2:57 pm

Striking??Do you think this is France?
If so, I will say in advance
I'm off fo a Burton
My gonads are hurtin'
Thinking of Gabby Roslin "romance"

(Windy, you got there first son)

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 10 May 2011, 3:01 pm

Windy, you got there first, son
In the moment that I had rehearsed one

by Guest Tue 10 May 2011, 3:03 pm

Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist

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