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Why does it always rain down on me?

Dont stay down for long . Always look on the bright side right ?

Yeah, me too. Are you watching the rugby?

England v Wales or Currie Cup ?

England v Wales... also Ireland v Scotland. Are you interested?

Yeah will be watching some of England v Wales before we go out , what do you think to Tuilangi playing ?

Illegal just kidding... he's a great 'addition' though, isn't he? (having a break for a wee while... I see the Scots are ready!)

Good player awesome in attack , wish i didn't have to go to nephews birthday party . Flower of Scotland great anthem ?

Aye, a grand anthem... why all the empty seats up top?

Love Flower of Scotland and La Marseillaise they get the blood pumping , Dont know why so many empty seats ?

Maybe everyone's still shopping?

Back later , going to watch the England all blacks , whats that all about ?

Ok fine, if only I could answer that question?

Is it a marketing ploy by Nike ?

Maybe its the same ploy as Leeds Utd changing to all white kit copying Real et the time.
England all black kit equals the All Blacks

Wales played well didn't they? Do you think they'll win next weekend at home?

I dont really give a phhok about Wales v England... bigger question is... is Life - as we tend to percieve it - changed forever now...and if so ..is that a good thing?

When did life change?

how did life change?

Why did life change?

The question is,what caused life to change? How's Jose?

Jose has been quiet lately. Maybe he has some crazy new scheme in the pipeline. Wouldn't surprise me. Would it surprise you?

Jose's antics would never surprise me, isn't he some character?

He sure is.
Remember when he tried to smuggle llamas across the border to compete with the shag pile carpet oligopoly?

Jose came to see me yesterday , he is in big trouble the police are looking for him . Should i harbour a fugitive ?

Should you even let him in the door man, as much fun as he is, he's a complex honcho and do ye think I should stop posting, when coming in pished at all hours of the morning?

phished posts are funny . Jose was so upset i had to let him in the cops are after him for trading in illegal animal porn , hes chained himself to the stairs what should i do ?

Unless you have money invested in the business, I think it might be a good idea to leave him there, as long as the chains are industrial-strength, then move house, dont you?

I'm thinking of waiting until he falls asleep then injecting him with elephant tranquilizer then cutting the chain and dropping him off in the woods . Good plan ?

I think that's a well conceived plan K... what could possibly go wrong?

Time to put the plan into action Jose is dosing , should i go for it ?

Ja man, I think you should go for it... ok we lose a bisexual, fun-loving, Hispanic pool-boy, but gain some sanity-time(de Sanna-dee-Clause) and I think that's a positive, dont you?

If I may interject, how do you know he's both bi-sexual and, ahem, 'fun-loving'?

Ah Grey its a long, long virtual story... involving sex, drugs, rock&roll, scandal, Monkeys, a pool-boy(Jose) and large amounts of rope ... Im sure you dont want to hear it?

Its done Jose is bound and gagged and left in the woods for the wolves and sheep to eat , i feel awful but do think it is for the best . Now does anyone want to buy a monkey ?

Is this monkey called Bubbles?

Dont know there names , Jose left a box full . I may eat them , does monkey taste good ?

Dunno, I expect the Koreans could answer that one. Grilled, fried or oven baked?

I was going to put them on the george foreman grill with a few tomatoes , do you know any Koreans we could ask ?

Try Mun Kee Park. He's an expert on these things. Have you got his number?

118, has he got your number?

Of course he has. How do you think we arrange the deliveries?

Telepathy?

No, just telephony. Do you really believe in that - telepathy?

I do, ain't you receiving my signals?

Hang on... my blinds just moved. Do you mind if I answer it?

You just did..that was you wasn't it?

Wrong medium... damn mexican telemarketers again. Do you get those messages?

All the time. Have you invested in one of them holiday homes in Puebla too?

Strange... some honcho just delivered me a burritto through my 2nd-floor curtains.... and what's really weird is... I live on the 3rd floor... and there's no phhoking salsa sauce... why is that?

why isnt that?