Norwich City

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Stadium: Carra Rd
Manager: Olly
Budget: £0 million
Squad Size: To be confirmed

Squad:

Goalkeepers: (3)
John "Big John" Ruddy
Mark "Sticky" Bunn
Jed "Driving" Steer

Defenders: (8)
Russell "Norfolk Cafu" Martin
Steven "Stevo" Whittaker
Sebastien "Rock" Bassong
Michael "Slippy slingy" Turner
Ron "Dutch Terminator" Vlaar
Javier "Paella" Garrido - On loan
Ben "Sheep Shagger" Davies
Brede "Norweigen Tank" Hangeland

Midfielders: (12)
Bradley "Butcher" Johnson
Jonny "Hunky" Howson
David "Foxy Baby" Fox
Alexander "Tetteymeister" Tettey
Andrew "F*cking Poopie" Surman
Robert "Sexy Scotsman" Snodgrass
Anthony "Pilks" Pilkington
Elliott "Elliott" Bennett "runs down wing for me"
Wesley "Hoola-Hoop" Hoolahan
Liam "Briddy, Brid, Brid" Bridutt
William "Buckeye" Buckley
Marco Van "Winkel" Ginkel - Release clause of £16 million

Strikers: (4)
Simeon "Simmo" Jackson
Luciano "Feeder club number 4" Becchio
Kei "Cracking beard" Kamara
Ricky van Wolfs "big" winkel - Release clause of £17.5 million

Sponsorship/Monies from the powers above
£7.5m up front from Mecca Bingo
£1 million participation bonus week 1
£1 million participation bonus week 2

Transfers in
Ricky Van Wolfswinkel from Sporting Lisbon for £12 million
Liam Bridcutt from Brighton for £2 million
Ben Davies from Swansea for £2.3 million
Brede Hangeland from Fulham for £8.5 million
Ron Vlaar from Aston Villa for £3 million + Ryan Bennett
William Buckley from Brighton for £3.5 million
Marco Van Ginkel from Vitesse for £10.5 million

Transfers Out
Lee Camp to releases for 550K
Grant Holt to Swansea for £6.5 million - yes you have read that correctly
Leon Barnett to releases for 900K
Marc Tierney to releases for 400K

Crouch for Bassong ENQ

only if you accept 50p for your "League 2" Striker Grant Holt

Enquiries from Sunderland:

Steven Whittaker - £1m
Robert Snodgrass - £3m

Happy to consider p/ex too

no ty their no better then what ive got so far and that is saying something being southampton

Diame is not for sale mate.

Luke Shaw = Marc Tierney + £3 million
ENQ

No ty

Britton would cost you £5.5m

Yeah pretty much tbh not many other decent LB's in the league that A) i can afford B) I can get from TP

Want 5m for Duff.

No Olly Diame is staying.

How much do you think he's worth then?

I'll go to £3.5m? No less.

If you want to swap Tierney for Joe Bennett, why have I got to pay £250k?

If you want a swap, offer a swap and I'll consider it, but Tierney's the 2nd choice LB at Norwich while Bennett is Villa's first choice, so I'd have to be persuaded by more than a straight swap regardless of TM value.

No deal, not keen on losing Ciaran Clark.

Is there a deal we can do for Steven Whittaker?

Something like:

Eric Lichaj (RB) + Joe Bennett (LB)
=
Steven Whittaker (RB) + Marc Tierney (LB)

You improve at left back, I improve at right back. Plus you heart Russell Martin ahead of Whittaker for some reason.

Hangeland is not for sale unless I get a ridiculous offer.

£3m = Schneiderlin
ENQ

Would take more then that im afraid and would need to find a replacement 1st

That's about as likely as you selling snodgrass Olly

no thanks

I would want at least £4m for Neil Taylor..

and im going to sell ashley willams for nando, because he has made a straight cash offer

Ben Davies...between £2m and £2.5m

no thanks

no..

i said

BETWEEN £2m and £2,5m

I want £2.3m for him.

you want him! you confirm

if you want him, then confirm it, if you dont want him, then dont confirm it...im not really fussed.

£5m for Grant Holt?

how about:

£6.5m? You make a £3m profit....and i get a good striker...

then i will look elsewhere.

confirmed!

i shall put him in my squad

Would want at least 15m
Or a good player ex

Hi mate

£2m for Wickham isn't enough - I'd rather wait for a Lawyer offer to come in for him at c.£6m!

Well Holt went for 6.5m and Lambert is just as good so looking around 8m tbh

no chance

Make me an offer.
Im intrested in a few of your players

Odemwingie - 6.2m
Gazza Mac - 4m

Better deals can be had through p/ex

Bassong, Surman, Snodgrass, Hoolahan, Winkel

£10m?

Make it £8.5m?

ALF isn't for sale at the moment. Would be hard to find a decent replacement.

I was meeting in the middle with £8.5m

Halfway between 7 and 10.

Vlaar would cost you £5m.

Bennett + £3m = Vlaar?

Give me a little more cash and i'll deal. Not overly interested in Bennett but a bit more cash and i'll do the deal.

Frak it. Deal. You confirm it. Bennett + £3m = Vlaar.

nothing tbh , i only have 2 Right wingers.

I don't want to sell McLean, but I'd take £6m for Danny Graham

I have no use for Jackson, waste of a squad space. I'm happy with Graham, so unless you want to stump up the £6m using your new-found sponsorship budget, leave me the hell alone you jabroni

15 Million for Jarvis.

any chance of Ben Davies?


Also you stil intrested in Odem
I will sell at 5m

Hernandez- £10m

Dyer- would probably need around £6m for him.