TNA go all guns blazing due to poor Wrestlemania

TNA can smell blood.
Buoyed by the huge negative comments against WWE's annual flagship PPV they're going for the kill with a huge marketing campaign via social media.
They know what people want, they know what will bring the masses flocking in to their alternative.

They bring to you...

Spoiler:

Seriously this has just cluttered my facebook feed up, TNA really?

That is one frumpy action figure

Worst action figure ever!

hey MtotheC's wrasslin Biatch how the devil are you? great username by the way!

MtotheC wrote:Worst action figure ever!

hey MtotheC's wrasslin Biatch how the devil are you? great username by the way!

Also just noticed your location... well played sir, well played!

In the words of the Rock pre wm, I respect E.D. for taking his beating like a man!

MtotheC wrote:Worst action figure ever!

hey MtotheC's wrasslin Biatch how the devil are you? great username by the way!

Thank you Sir. I won it.

I'm great cheers mate. Yourself?

Check out my profile

Whaddaya mean action figure?!?!


That's the real Dixie Carter, I mean just look at the photo: The vacant smile. The magnificent hair. The wondrous elbows, wrists and knees. The cold, dead eyes. The plastic cocoon in which she's transported to and from every TNA show.


That's Dixie alright.

MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch wrote:

MtotheC wrote:Worst action figure ever!

hey MtotheC's wrasslin Biatch how the devil are you? great username by the way!

Thank you Sir. I won it.

I'm great cheers mate. Yourself?

Check out my profile

best profile ever!

TBH i kind of wanted to write that slater anthem!

I forgot to mention as well the price!

£15.99 just as the figure

or...

wait for it...

£19.99 and Dixie will have personally signed the box!

MtotheC wrote:

MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch wrote:

MtotheC wrote:Worst action figure ever!

hey MtotheC's wrasslin Biatch how the devil are you? great username by the way!

Thank you Sir. I won it.

I'm great cheers mate. Yourself?

Check out my profile

best profile ever!

TBH i kind of wanted to write that slater anthem!

Yeah. I really wanted to see it too,
I think it's only going to get worse too.
Slater's buzz is all but gone now.
Probably because 3MB were used for nothing more than Ryback/Henry fodder.
What a waste.

Hero wrote:I forgot to mention as well the price!

£15.99 just as the figure

or...

wait for it...

£19.99 and Dixie will have personally signed the box!

Well if thats the case sign me up... link to purchase please hero!

What they've asked for there, is £4 for an autograph

MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch wrote:

MtotheC wrote:

MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch wrote:

MtotheC wrote:Worst action figure ever!

hey MtotheC's wrasslin Biatch how the devil are you? great username by the way!

Thank you Sir. I won it.

I'm great cheers mate. Yourself?

Check out my profile

best profile ever!

TBH i kind of wanted to write that slater anthem!

Yeah. I really wanted to see it too,
I think it's only going to get worse too.
Slater's buzz is all but gone now.
Probably because 3MB were used for nothing more than Ryback/Henry fodder.
What a waste.

Based on your profile i think i'm going to do it, prepare yourself to MTFO

Here's the link, don't all rush at once!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=522026884506404&set=a.171980362844393.30750.146016465440783&type=1&theater

Comments so far on the page:

Looks like they just made her head & tacked it onto some leftover Samoa Joe bodies...

This should be sold in poundland

I've heard of china dolls, but that's more like a Chyna doll.

Autographed Clare Lynch figures to come out soon, too?

Muffin top.

Why has she got guns like a guy?

whoa. Look at those arms! It looks like she's the winner of a ladies armwrestling contest. And that smile looks demented. A fail.

Yikes, I'm not one for collecting action figures but are they suppose to have little to no resemblance of the actual person?

This has to be a joke? it looks like what would come out of the Pod from "The Fly" if Stephanie McMahon & Triple H went in together.

How much for the real Dixie, I have a fiver laying about!

Can you lift the skirt up?

Dixie is on roids!!

MtotheC wrote:

MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch wrote:

MtotheC wrote:

MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch wrote:

MtotheC wrote:Worst action figure ever!

hey MtotheC's wrasslin Biatch how the devil are you? great username by the way!

Thank you Sir. I won it.

I'm great cheers mate. Yourself?

Check out my profile

best profile ever!

TBH i kind of wanted to write that slater anthem!

Yeah. I really wanted to see it too,
I think it's only going to get worse too.
Slater's buzz is all but gone now.
Probably because 3MB were used for nothing more than Ryback/Henry fodder.
What a waste.

Based on your profile i think i'm going to do it, prepare yourself to MTFO

That right there... would be bigger than the Rock shaking Cena's hand
It would be bigger than Hogan shaking Rock's
That would be an extension of respect not seen since TNA commissioned a frumpy plastic figurine in honour of it's President.

I think she is hot

Muffin top.

oh it's happening...

That's the single most terrifying thing I've ever seen. Dolls freak me out at the best of times, but that thing's going to make a mess of my britches if I look at it much longer.

Where can I get hold of a Velvet Sky blow up doll??

AntLord wrote:Where can I get hold of a Velvet Sky blow up doll??

Or a Taryn Terrell one...maybe they could do a 2-for-1 offer with Velvet dolls? Inflatable triple-threat awesomeness!

If they did a Dixie Carter one based on the action figure then no-one would have the lung capacity to blow the thing up.

"Choking hazard : Small parts"

NO THERE'S NOT!

Adam D wrote:I think she is hot

Id give her one. Or two...

Oh cripes - then theres the Blossom Twins...

Oh god, the eyes

WARNING CHOKING HAZARD. True

Small Parts. Where?

FreekShow wrote:WARNING CHOKING HAZARD. True

Small Parts. Where?

Just noticed your post Biatch! Great minds!

FreekShow wrote:

FreekShow wrote:WARNING CHOKING HAZARD. True

Small Parts. Where?

Just noticed your post ED. Great minds!

Can you please refer to him under his new moniker