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Post by Shot 21 LCFC Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:25 pm

If you could link any wrestler to any football (soccer to you Yanks) team then who would it be? I will start you off here:

John Cena would be Manchester United - hated by nearly everyone but still one of the most succesful of all time.

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:31 pm


The Undertaker would be Wigan - only turns up around spring time.


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Post by Enforcer Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:33 pm

Triple H - Liverpool. Always near the top but believes they are much more relevant than they actually are.

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Post by TopoftheChops Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:49 pm

Tyson Kidd- Ipswich Town. Shows the occasional glimpse of promise but then falls down the pecking order.

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Post by Mr H Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:52 pm

Newcastle United - CM Punk. Best In The World.

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Post by TopoftheChops Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:53 pm

Ryback- Arsenal. Were unbeaten but fail to show up when it matters the most, not able to get the trophy but has the supporters.

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Post by TopoftheChops Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:54 pm

John Cena- Man City. The cash cow but not necessarily the best.

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Post by TopoftheChops Fri Apr 19, 2013 10:56 pm

The Rock- Leeds United. Were very good back in the day but now a load of rubbish.

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Post by MIG Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:17 pm

The Great Khali - Stoke City. Big, Ugly and Poopie.

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Post by Adam D Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:22 pm

CM Punk - Real Madrid. Managed by the best in the business.

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Post by VDT Fri Apr 19, 2013 11:47 pm

Kurt Angle - Nottingham Forest - Once great but is pottering around in the lower leagues not doing much
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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:00 am

Mr H wrote:Newcastle United - CM Punk. Best In The World.

CM Punk vs A Horse @ Mania 30?

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Post by dyrewolfe Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:01 am

Jeff Hardy - Barcelona - sublime skills, won multiple titles. Wink
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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:03 am

Zack Ryder - Spurs - It's always someone's else's fault he isn't the best in the business, lacks the charisma he thinks he has

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Post by VDT Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:09 am

Ric Flair - Liverpool - Won a lot of championships 20-30 years ago and still living off it!


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Post by VDT Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:15 am

Mr Kennedy - Leeds United - Looks like something special was gonna happen 10 years but faded away and struggling in the lower leagues.
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Post by dyrewolfe Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:42 am

Bobby Roode - Blackburn Rovers - given a massive push and won a title but now looks consigned to the mid-card.
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Post by Guest Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:48 am

Wade Barrett - Nottingham Forest

2 European titles but will never make the grand stage

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Post by Bull Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:48 am

Chris Jericho-Arsenal
Has not won the big one since ages lol , jobs to people when he comes back/Arsenal settle for 4th usually

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Post by Marky Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:58 am

Roddy Piper - Aberdeen. Once won a European Title, now just makes the odd appearance. And Scottish.

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Post by VDT Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:04 am

Marky wrote:Roddy Piper - Aberdeen. Once won a European Title, now just makes the odd appearance. And Scottish.

Wouldn't Piper be more like Berwick Rangers as they both claim to be Scottish


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Post by Ché Guerrero Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:12 am

Tyson Kidd - Chelsea, only because he went through a ridiculous amount of managers

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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:22 am

Jack Swagger - Sunderland - Their manager has some controversial political views

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Post by Enforcer Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:27 am

La Resitance - Cardiff City & Swansea - Foreign invaders into a league/company to show that a bigger country isn't always better.

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Post by The_Enigma Sat Apr 20, 2013 3:50 am

JTG - Barnet

No matter what happens throughout the season, they always seem to scrape out of the relegation/summer clear-out zone whilst others fall by the way side and have yet to return.

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Post by Dolphin Ziggler Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:03 am

Kane - Everton - Never as good as his brother but gets by well with what hes got, consistently solid with rare brilliant moments that let people forget that its all really about a big man. Feel that maybe with real backing he could have been something much better too, but its probably too late now and hes mainly used as a stepping stone.

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Post by Good Golly I'm Olly Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:12 am

Big Show - Norwich - Just there
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Post by The Awesome Giz Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:45 pm

Jeff Hardy - Blackpool(under Holloway) fun to watch but ultimately recklessness makes them lose.

Sheamus - Chelsea, meteoric rise to the top and lengthy reigns, now just below the best but not quite back at that level yet.

Liverpool - CM Punk, Bryan, Cesaro and Ambrose overated by fans, who seem to think them dominating the competition would be good for everyone for some bizzare reason. Often said that there way of playing is the right way. A lot of delusional fantasies.

John Cena - Man United was probably Hulk Hogan - Liverpool in the 80s.

Booker T - Andy Townsend says tell ya what a lot, not good at his commentry job.

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Post by Hero Sat Apr 20, 2013 6:51 pm

Hardcore Holly - Stoke
No-one likes watching them, they physically rough up their opponents and they hung around in the top flight for too long past their welcome.

Norwich - The Burchills, brother and sister love taken to the extreme.

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Post by Blade Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:56 pm

Arsenall= Blade, Always there or there abouts.
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Post by Blade Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:58 pm

Man united = Brock Lesner they bull dose there way through everyone.
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Post by Brilliant_yep Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:10 pm

Millwall - New Jack...'nuff said.

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Post by JoshSansom Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:45 pm

Dean Ambrose - Borussia Dortmund (hipsters favourites)

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Post by Hero Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:34 pm

JoshSansom wrote:Dean Ambrose - Borussia Dortmund (hipsters favourites)

I really like Dortmund unsurprisingly enough!

Dortmund, Roma and Atletico Bilbao, the Shield.

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Post by Blade Sat Apr 20, 2013 11:37 pm

Hero wrote:
JoshSansom wrote:Dean Ambrose - Borussia Dortmund (hipsters favourites)

I really like Dortmund unsurprisingly enough!

Dortmund, Roma and Atletico Bilbao, the Shield.

Mansfield, Luton and Wrexam. 3MB. Laugh
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Post by Jammy31 Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:17 am

Q.P.R - Alex Riley...Had one taste of the big time, now sitting somewhere in the background waiting...
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Post by JoshSansom Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:10 am

Hero wrote:
JoshSansom wrote:Dean Ambrose - Borussia Dortmund (hipsters favourites)

I really like Dortmund unsurprisingly enough!

Dortmund, Roma and Atletico Bilbao, the Shield.

Does that make Sami Callihan Shakhtar then?

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