Favourite Chuck Norris Film

by Shot 21 LCFC Wed 10 Jul 2013, 4:53 pm

The legend that is Chuck Norris. Apparently he is 73, but he will still kick the sh*t out of all of us. So, wahts your favourite Norris film? Mine has to be Top Dog. Love that film!!!

by bhb001 Wed 10 Jul 2013, 7:08 pm

I haven't watched a Chuck Norris film since we had a Betamax recorder back in the 80's!! Missing in Action is about the only one I can remember a bit!! Rambo knock off wasn't it? Without the mental illness.

by JDizzle Wed 10 Jul 2013, 10:48 pm

His cameo in the Expendables 2 is amazing. Pure gold.

Spoiler:

by ONETWOFOREVER Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:57 am

Is it true that Chuck Norris has a real life bear rug lying on his living room floor????

The bear is not dead.....just afraid to move.

I have also been told that plans to dedicate a street in his name has been scrapped....

because NOBODY crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

by westisbest Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:00 am

Missing in Action 2.

Only seen a few Chuck Norris films.

by ONETWOFOREVER Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:13 am

Octogon

by hornbloweroafc Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:31 am

Is it true that before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish?

by jimmyinthewell68 Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:34 am

liked a film called hitman he made . hes done a few . also there's that historic fight scene with Bruce lee

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:36 am

Really? Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris had a fight?! And I know nothing about it?!

by jimmyinthewell68 Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:36 am

deltaforce

by jimmyinthewell68 Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:38 am

Shot 21 LCFC wrote:Really? Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris had a fight?! And I know nothing about it?!

i dont know if u being sarcastic or because ur only 25 but yes they did in A Bruce lee film

by tommyhearnsprodigalson Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:39 am

I've heard he can ski uphill

And legend has it that he actually slammed a revolving door!!

by ONETWOFOREVER Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:44 am

tommyhearnsprodigalson wrote:I've heard he can ski uphill

And legend has it that he actually slammed a revolving door!!

Heard the same tommy

also and I don't know if this is 100% true but legand has it Chuck once counted to infinity......twice!

and can also whistle in French

quite a man indeed

by jimmyinthewell68 Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:45 am

i heard superman wears chuck Norris pajamas

by ONETWOFOREVER Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:47 am

Apparently Chuck Norris died 10 years ago but the angel of death is afraid to tell him.

Ghosts sit around camp fires and tell Chuck Norris stories

by tommyhearnsprodigalson Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:48 am

Some people sleep with a gun under their pillow, Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.......

by tommyhearnsprodigalson Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:53 am

When the Incredible Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris!

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:56 am

tommyhearnsprodigalson wrote:Some people sleep with a gun under their pillow, Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.......

Guns like to sleep with a Chuck Norris under their pillow to feel safe.

by ONETWOFOREVER Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:56 am

Chuck Norris does not call the wrong number....

you answer the wrong phone

Fear of spiders is called aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called LOGIC.

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:57 am

jimmyinthewell68 wrote:
Shot 21 LCFC wrote:Really? Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris had a fight?! And I know nothing about it?!
i dont know if u being sarcastic or because ur only 25 but yes they did in A Bruce lee film

Not sarcasm lol. I have to be honest, the only Bruce Lee film I have watched is Enter The Dragon. Which film does he fight Norris in?

by ONETWOFOREVER Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:59 am

Shot 21 LCFC wrote:
jimmyinthewell68 wrote:
Shot 21 LCFC wrote:Really? Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris had a fight?! And I know nothing about it?!
i dont know if u being sarcastic or because ur only 25 but yes they did in A Bruce lee film

Not sarcasm lol. I have to be honest, the only Bruce Lee film I have watched is Enter The Dragon. Which film does he fight Norris in?

Way of the Dragon

filmed in Italy's collossium

by jimmyinthewell68 Thu 11 Jul 2013, 11:01 am

way of the dragon i ve not seen it for years but because its a Bruce lee film he wins

by ONETWOFOREVER Thu 11 Jul 2013, 11:02 am

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, thats why there is no sign of life

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

thank you very much and goodnight

by tommyhearnsprodigalson Thu 11 Jul 2013, 11:03 am

Chuck Norris once built a sandcastle. We call this the Great Pyramid of Giza.

Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.

by JDizzle Thu 11 Jul 2013, 1:05 pm

The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Also his bit in Dodgeball is amazing.

by bhb001 Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:39 pm

Jesus walks on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land

by Rowley Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:31 pm

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had two missed calls fro, Chuck Norris.

Giraffes did not exist until Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

by **superflyweight** Thu 11 Jul 2013, 9:42 pm

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice!

Chuck Norris doesn't recognise the elemental table. The only element Chuck Norris believes in is the element of surprise.

by **Galted** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 7:31 am

Chuck Norris is overrated. My mate Wingrove could take him.

by bhb001 Fri 12 Jul 2013, 7:57 am

Galted, I would say that in a very quiet voice if I were you.

by jimmyinthewell68 Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:07 am

dont u like your mate wingrove Shocked

by **Galted** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:14 am

I've kept quiet about this for too long bhb001, it's time our friend Chuckie was exposed for the urban legend he is. And he's got a rubbish moustache.

@ jimmy - nobody likes Wingrove, not even Wingrove's mum.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:42 am

Galted wrote:.

nobody likes Wingrove, not even Wingrove's mum.

He bites heads off doves. It's not really surprising is it.

Wingrove makes onions cry.

Wingrove can kill two stones with one bird.

Wingrove can squeeze orange juice. Out of a lemon.

by Marsh Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:53 am

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did

by **Galted** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:02 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Wingrove makes onions cry.

Wingrove can kill two stones with one bird.

Wingrove can squeeze orange juice. Out of a lemon.

You tell 'em Tino.

Wingrove doesn't feel the cold, the cold feels Wingrove.

Wingrove accused Chuck Norris of liking kittens and knitting and Chuck Norris apologised.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:06 am

Wingrove refers to himself in the fourth person.

Wingrove can believe it's not butter.

Wingrove's blood type is AK-47

by **Galted** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:08 am

Wingrove poos standing up.

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:32 am

I dont even know who Wingrove is, but Chuck Norris would kill him, then force God to bring him back to life just to kill him again.

by **Galted** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:41 am

Shot 21 LCFC wrote:I dont even know who Wingrove is

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" - Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:52 am

Shot 21 LCFC wrote:I dont even know who Wingrove is

He is behind you.

by jimmyinthewell68 Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:38 am

wingrove carries George north

by **Galted** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:57 am

jimmyinthewell68 wrote:wingrove carries George north

Surprised not to have seen any photoshopped versions of the North carry.

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