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Post by Jeremy_Kyle Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:31 pm

You are an obscure German tennis player who has orbited for a life outside the top 100. Suddenly there are some sweet news; none other than Maria Sharapova wants to hire you as her hitting partner. Wow who wouldn't take this? But when you read through the contract, you can't believe at what your seeing, someone put in a very very nasty clause that specifically prohibits sex with Maria Sharapova. furious 

http://sports.terra.com/sharapovas-hitting-partner-prohibited-from-having-sex,f83cc218e249e310VgnVCM3000009acceb0aRCRD.html

I must confess I struggle to make up my mind as to what the clause was written for. Was that to protect Miss Sharapova from the unwanted attentions of the affable german or was that the other way around??
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Post by JuliusHMarx Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:54 pm

It says he "signed a clause that he is not to have sexual intercourse with anyone during training periods when he is practicing with the Russian."

So not just with Masha, but total abstinence.
Personally I never have sex during any of my matches.

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Post by Jeremy_Kyle Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:14 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:It says he "signed a clause that he is not to have sexual intercourse with anyone during training periods when he is practicing with the Russian."

In this light I certainly understand why Kindlmann told to the Bild "My job is not easy".

But what about the following: "Anyway, she’s very happy with her boyfriend and until now my presence didn’t provoke jealous episodes between the two??”
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Post by laverfan Sun Oct 20, 2013 6:23 pm

Surprised that Sharapova does not consider Dimitrov (ATP #28 - he just won Stockholm, favourite spot/sport for a certain Ernests Gulbis) as a suitable hitting partner where such clauses would not be necessary. She can have best of both worlds, Tennis and non-Tennis. Laugh

Kindlmann turned pro in 2001 with the highest ranking of #130 in 2004. Does he not have a clause in his contract, not to talk about his contract, to newspapers. Run

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Post by HM Murdock Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:00 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Personally I never have sex during any of my matches.
Even though your grunts and screams lead many passers by to wonder if you are...Wink 

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Post by JuliusHMarx Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:45 pm

HM Murdoch wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Personally I never have sex during any of my matches.
Even though your grunts and screams lead many passers by to wonder if you are...Wink 
True - they often ask if they can join in.

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Post by Born Slippy Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:51 pm

Julius - off topic but am I right in thinking you play theBirmingham leagues? If so, can you confirm whether it is correct that Dan Evans rocked up for a club match just after the US Open and lost easily?

On topic, this seems an odd clause. I can't believe it would affect him that much.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:00 pm

I haven't heard that story. He plays for West Warks - only a few miles from me, but we never seem to play against them.

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Post by LuvSports! Mon Oct 21, 2013 7:08 am

Neil's dad joins in all the time.

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Post by Jahu Mon Oct 21, 2013 7:27 am

Selfish little mare this Sharapova picard 
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Post by HM Murdock Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:08 am

It seems an odd clause to me. A period of abstinence and Sharapova on the other side of the net... he'll find it tough to focus on tennis!

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Post by Jeremy_Kyle Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:40 am

I just hope for him she won't come out with little jokes like; "Hi, did you sleep all right last night?", or worse; "I am in the shower room, could you please pass me my towel...." Sad 
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Post by Jeremy_Kyle Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:52 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:It says he "signed a clause that he is not to have sexual intercourse with anyone during training periods when he is practicing with the Russian."

So not just with Masha, but total abstinence.


In fairness to Kindlmann it looks like the clause was referred specifically to a prohibition of having sex with Sharapova, hopefully  not requiring complete abstinence. Otherwise it would struck me as a potentially illegal arrangement Shocked .......

http://en.africatopsports.com/2013/05/07/unusual-sharapova-prohibited-from-sex-with-her-coach/
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Post by HM Murdock Mon Oct 21, 2013 4:23 pm

Jeremy Kyle, if you want me to read articles you post links to, please make sure they don't have pictures like that in them! It's very distracting!

Wow.

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Post by JuliusHMarx Mon Oct 21, 2013 4:30 pm

HM Murdoch wrote:Jeremy Kyle, if you want me to read articles you post links to, please make sure they don't have pictures like that in them! It's very distracting!

Wow.
Yes, that Michael Parkinson ad at the bottom is very distracting.

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Post by Jeremy_Kyle Mon Oct 21, 2013 4:39 pm

HM Murdoch wrote:Jeremy Kyle, if you want me to read articles you post links to, please make sure they don't have pictures like that in them! It's very distracting!

Wow.
Foe Kindelmann' sake, just hope she will never come dressed like that on a training session.......
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Post by Henman Bill Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:48 pm

Why would you even need a contract to have a hitting partner?

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Post by Guest Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:25 am

Jeremy_Kyle wrote: ... I must confess I struggle to make up my mind as to what the clause was written for. ...
Given that the training sessions are likely to resound to the sounds of vigorous ball bashing and the moans and shrieks of Sharapova, it seems reasonable to slip in this clause, to reassure those within earshot of the ground zero.

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Post by Jahu Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:07 am

Come on guys, any male person would get sexually nourished while hitting balls and hearing Sharapova moan near you, so the contract takes care of it.
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