Where the fek is Flight MH370?

Mysterious goings on here. What has happened to this Malaysian plane?

Any ideas?

The whole incident is crazy.

Now talk of the plane trying to turn back and having been away from the correct route (should have been overland not oversea).

Someone also claimed they spoke to a passenger briefly on the phone and other family members saying phones of 'victims' are still ringing, but not answering, when called.

Two dodgy Iranians on stolen passports have been ruled out as terrorists though (call that bad karma!).

Remember it took 2 months to find the Air France plane off Brazil. Could be in for a long wait yet.....

A bit of research might not go amiss. HMV are selling the boxset of LOST reasonably cheaply

TopHat24/7 wrote:The whole incident is crazy.

Now talk of the plane trying to turn back and having been away from the correct route (should have been overland not oversea).

Someone also claimed they spoke to a passenger briefly on the phone and other family members saying phones of 'victims' are still ringing, but not answering, when called.

Two dodgy Iranians on stolen passports have been ruled out as terrorists though (call that bad karma!).

Remember it took 2 months to find the Air France plane off Brazil.  Could be in for a long wait yet.....

Really?

what did they say?

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:The whole incident is crazy.

Now talk of the plane trying to turn back and having been away from the correct route (should have been overland not oversea).

Someone also claimed they spoke to a passenger briefly on the phone and other family members saying phones of 'victims' are still ringing, but not answering, when called.

Two dodgy Iranians on stolen passports have been ruled out as terrorists though (call that bad karma!).

Remember it took 2 months to find the Air France plane off Brazil.  Could be in for a long wait yet.....

Really?

what did they say?

Holy sh!t, talk about turbulence, I'll never criticize a RyanAir flight again?

Neither will the passengers on that plane....

Sounds like a terrorist atrocity to me..........Best thing to do is ask anybody who looks like he has Asian descent If he's a terrorist before he gets on..

1 theory is the plane was hijacked and taken somewhere with terroristic tendancies.

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:

TopHat24/7 wrote:The whole incident is crazy.

Now talk of the plane trying to turn back and having been away from the correct route (should have been overland not oversea).

Someone also claimed they spoke to a passenger briefly on the phone and other family members saying phones of 'victims' are still ringing, but not answering, when called.

Two dodgy Iranians on stolen passports have been ruled out as terrorists though (call that bad karma!).

Remember it took 2 months to find the Air France plane off Brazil.  Could be in for a long wait yet.....

Really?

what did they say?

Can't remember, just overheard the comment as I was walking through reception and BBC news was on.

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:1 theory is the plane was hijacked and taken somewhere with terroristic tendancies.

Problem with that is terrorists are arrogant egotistical Kumquats, hard to believe they'd go this long without claiming it.

Knowing how dumb these terrorists are they probably got lost trying to find the statue of liberty in Malaysia..

TopHat24/7 wrote:

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:1 theory is the plane was hijacked and taken somewhere with terroristic tendancies.

Problem with that is terrorists and arrogant egotistical Kumquat, hard to believe they'd go this long without claiming it.

True no one has claimed it unless this was a lone ranger.

Its strange and I think we are not being told the whole story.

Why wouldn't we be told the whole story ONETWO !!!..It's Malaysia.......

and If it was a lone ranger..There would be a horse on board..

Terroristic?
Heard the word "futuristic" but "not "terroristic"

Still, you live and learn...or don't(istic)

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Why wouldn't we be told the whole story ONETWO !!!..It's Malaysia.......

and If it was a lone ranger..There would be a horse on board..

Something is not adding up. If the plane has gone missing then where are the signals???

I can't rule out ET involvment here

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Why wouldn't we be told the whole story ONETWO !!!..It's Malaysia.......

and If it was a lone ranger..There would be a horse on board..

Something is not adding up. If the plane has gone missing then where are the signals???

I can't rule out ET involvment here

Extra terrestrialistic?

DAVE667 wrote:Terroristic?
Heard the word "futuristic" but "not "terroristic"

Still, you live and learn...or don't(istic)

Give it time DAVE it will be a thing sure enough.

Parts of AF447 were found the next day despite it being a much larger search area.

Conspiracy theories suggest the plane is in Pyongyang.

I reckon they tried to ditch it thus it entered the water and sank without breaking up.

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Why wouldn't we be told the whole story ONETWO !!!..It's Malaysia.......

and If it was a lone ranger..There would be a horse on board..

Something is not adding up. If the plane has gone missing then where are the signals???

I can't rule out ET involvment here

Maybe E.T. flew the plane home.

Poor buggers are going to be stuck with him now and his magical light up fingers.

If it hit the the sea It would have had to have broken up because of the waves....

Check out Air ethiopia (Hijacked and real footage of it hitting the water) on youtube sometime......

You can land on a flat surface like the Hudson river on a nice day but not the sea..

seanmichaels wrote:Parts of AF447 were found the next day despite it being a much larger search area.

Conspiracy theories suggest the plane is in Pyongyang.

I reckon they tried to ditch it thus it entered the water and sank without breaking up.

If thats the case then the plane would have given off a distress signal but nothing has been sent, no signal, no sightings.

sodhat wrote:

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Why wouldn't we be told the whole story ONETWO !!!..It's Malaysia.......

and If it was a lone ranger..There would be a horse on board..

Something is not adding up. If the plane has gone missing then where are the signals???

I can't rule out ET involvment here

Maybe E.T. flew the plane home.

Poor buggers are going to be stuck with him now and his magical light up fingers.

At least they'll be able to see their own prostate exams...not all bad news

If E.T flew it that would explain the phone call.

...and the stolen passports

And the asylum seekers

ShahenshahG wrote:And the asylum seekers

Has anyone checked British air space?

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:And the asylum seekers

Has anyone checked British air space?

Has anyone checked Bradford?

Just waiting for the Sunday Sport to come out with its next big scoop:

Malaysian Air Liner Found On The Moon!

With some story about astronomers / scientists bouncing lasers off the moon's surface and getting odd readings.


My own theory is that the Polar Vortex that hit the East coast of the US had the side-effect of shifting the Bermuda Triangle to South East Asia. I reckon MH370 is in some kind of alternate reality, or else has gone back in time to 1940 and is trying to dodge Japanese Mitsubishi Zeroes...

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:And the asylum seekers

Has anyone checked British air space?

Tophat and Truss report the all clear

Maybe the pilot was a Lost enthusiast and he's recreating his favourite show on an island somewhere.

I heard Morecambe Bay has a shortage of cockle pickers......

dyrewolfe wrote:Just waiting for the Sunday Sport to come out with its next big scoop:

Malaysian Air Liner Found On The Moon!

With some story about astronomers / scientists bouncing lasers off the moon's surface and getting odd readings.


My own theory is that the Polar Vortex that hit the East cast of the US had the side-effect of shifting the Bermuda Triangle to South East Asia.

I reckon MH370 is in some kind of alternate reality, or else has gone back in time to 1940 and is trying to dodge Japanese Mitsubishi Zeroes...

I'v never read the Sunday Sport....

although I perchase it religiously..   

I think there is a lot being covered up here - there are now suggestions that the plane may be in the Malacca straight - that it did a U-turn shortly after the transmitter was switched off and then flew north west under radar.... like I can't believe this, that it could have flown undetected over Malaysia at low altitude and not been seen.

The last know signal which can be seen way out over the gulf of Thailand shows the plain hitting cruise altitude then 60 sec later showing an altitude of 0m, which is too quick to plummet. Therefore the transmitters were either switched off or it exploded.

Given that there were lots of other planes and boats in the area at the time it is hard to believe it could have exploded without anyone noticing at all.

Personally I think the Malaysian authorities must know much more than what is being told, possibly a military cover up.
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If you wondering why the thread is locked, take your pick.

What could have been a good discussion has turned into accusations against muslims and jokes about a tragedy in Morecombe Bay.

Very classy.

You guys are really idiots at times.