What is wrong with having ginger hair ??

by TRUSSMAN66 Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 9:34

I'll be honest when my Wife who is a red head annoys me...I call her ginger..

She doesn't seem to like it...and I don't know why I say it to be honest..After all..

What is wrong with having ginger hair ???....Lot's of attractive gingers..Wayne Rooney and Paul Scholes are ginger and they have sexy Wives...

by **seanmichaels** Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 9:46

Depends really. I'd do Julianne Moore, Nicole Kidman etc and have had a few red heads in my time who were so so. I think copper is a no no. Something unnatural about that. My mate thinks they smell like fox urine and have hairy nipples so perhaps that is why you shouldn't have ginger hair.

by TRUSSMAN66 Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 9:51

Kidman yes...Moore no.....

by **Galted** Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 10:16

Because, according to Cartman, ginger people have no souls.

by **Galted** Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 10:19

Spoiler:

by Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 10:21

I heard it goes back to Jesus days and that Judas had red hair.

by TRUSSMAN66 Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 10:40

Like Rooney he had plenty of money though..

by sodhat Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 11:04

Ginger women are quite attractive to be fair.

Ginger men have a harder time. Do you think they get upset if us non-gingers steal all the ginger women?

by Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 11:08

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Yea they are all gorgeous sodhat.

by sodhat Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 11:09

I respectfully retract my statement.

Give me a few hundred beers and I may go there though.

by TRUSSMAN66 Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 11:17

Wouldn't want a drinking match with you..

by Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 11:18

Give me just the one mate. Shes average compare to some of my conquests!

by **seanmichaels** Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 11:24

You don't look at the mantelpiece when stoking the fire.

by TRUSSMAN66 Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 11:29

We don't have an open fire...

Have a big mantelpiece though..

Is having a ginger kid considered decent enough grounds for divorcing the Wife over here ??...

Toppy hasn't posted yet maybe he's got something to hide..

by Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 11:35

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:We don't have an open fire...

Have a big mantelpiece though..

Is having a ginger kid considered decent enough grounds for divorcing the Wife over here ??...

Toppy hasn't posted yet maybe he's got something to hide..

It is when both parents have black hair.

by TopHat24/7 Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 11:49

Now't to hide, you've already stalked me so presumably you know my hair colour isn't ginger.

by TRUSSMAN66 Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 11:57

I stalk bigger prey

by sodhat Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 12:10

Ginger prey?

by TRUSSMAN66 Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 12:15

Ginger bread men....Love them...

by **Galted** Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 12:21

According to the dictionary (I can't remember if it was the Oxford Dictionary or the Urban Dictionary):

GINGER

A person affected by a genetical disease whose symptoms include: an ugly pale skin covered with gross, disgusting stains called "freckles", an extreme sensitivity to sun that causes their epiderm to burn and rot off when exposed to sunlight, and an unusual and monster-like colour of their hair, wich resembles demonic flames and scares off little childrens and nuns.
Other side-effects of this disease are the complete lack of soul, and the habit of eating living kittens or even suck blood from people at night. Roughly 70% of the ginger individuals will die in 1-3 hours when exposed to sun or holy symbols.
There's no cure except for euthanasy, wich is still illegal in many european states tough, where ginger-disease affected individuals are more common due to genetical failure of the caucasian race.
Example 1: Still in the 21st century, genetic diseases affect a large percentile of the population, like diabetes, hemophily, obesity, cancer and gingerism.
Example 2: During middle-ages lepers and gingers were not allowed inside cities, and people shunned contact with them.
Example 3: John has contracted AIDS, proably he was infected by a ginger that sucked his blood off last night.
Example 4: Daitarn III fought against meganoids and gingers.

by TRUSSMAN66 Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 12:43

This ginger disease...Scares the crap out of me..

by Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 13:35

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by TRUSSMAN66 Wed 26 Mar 2014 - 9:37

Gingervitis.....Apparently it's a known condition...

But apparently not contagious to normal..

by FIFA Diva Wed 26 Mar 2014 - 11:59

Because you have ginger pubes.

by TRUSSMAN66 Wed 26 Mar 2014 - 12:04

You are a Scholes fan...You should be promoting the color..

by dyrewolfe Thu 3 Apr 2014 - 14:10

I like redheads. There are a couple at work I quite fancy.

Also had a massive crush on this lady at one time:

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by Guest Thu 3 Apr 2014 - 14:22

dyrewolfe wrote:I like redheads. There are a couple at work I quite fancy.

Also had a massive crush on this lady at one time:

Trouble is, she compounds the issue by also being Scottish

by TRUSSMAN66 Thu 3 Apr 2014 - 14:28

dyrewolfe wrote:I like redheads. There are a couple at work I quite fancy.

Also had a massive crush on this lady at one time:

Sounds like garbage

by dyrewolfe Thu 3 Apr 2014 - 14:29

Her Scottishness certainly isn't a problem for me.

I think her tendency towards moodiness and temper-tantrums might be more of an issue. Wink

by Guest Thu 3 Apr 2014 - 14:57

dyrewolfe wrote:Her Scottishness certainly isn't a problem for me.

I think her tendency towards moodiness and temper-tantrums might be more of an issue.

Quite possibly attributed to her being Scottish

by dyrewolfe Thu 3 Apr 2014 - 16:57

DAVE667 wrote:
dyrewolfe wrote:Her Scottishness certainly isn't a problem for me.

I think her tendency towards moodiness and temper-tantrums might be more of an issue.
Quite possibly attributed to her being Scottish

Perhaps...in the same way that people who have difficulty opening their wallets are often diagnosed with Yorkshire-itis. raspberry

by Guest Fri 4 Apr 2014 - 12:27

A Scotsman is just a Yorkshireman with all the generosity kicked out of him.

by Champagne_Socialist Fri 4 Apr 2014 - 21:30

I love red headed women

by Guest Mon 7 Apr 2014 - 13:46

My wife's a red head....no hair....just a red head.
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My wife's got red hair all the way down her back...none on her head, just on her back.

I'd like to thank the 1970's for those jokes.