N.E.D. Social Area

Germany going for the False 9 then.

Olly wrote:Anyways Stalin > Hitler

In terms of moustaches I'd have to agree with you.

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:Anyways Stalin > Hitler

In terms of moustaches I'd have to agree with you.

My moustache > Their moustache

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:Anyways Stalin > Hitler

In terms of moustaches I'd have to agree with you.

Also Hitler was a bit of a sh1t dictator, if you're gonna be a mass murdering psychopath might as well do it properly like Stalin did

Plus as you say superior facial hair

I bet your moustache looks like the guy from the HP sauce advert, Viva. All threadbare and sh!t.

Dick Strawbridge is looking at this conversation with contempt on his face.

Poopie tash haha not a chance, have a look on Twitter I changed it the other day.

How can I know you haven't just been drawing on your face again?

Haha I've grown up since then and you can tell from the picture. I feel like Daniel Day Lewis in Gangs Of New York.

I love how well shaped your tache isw Viva. No boring style, proper handle bars.

Mind you, when you first see your pic in the small form, it makes you look like Borat

Afro wrote:I love how well shaped your tache isw Viva. No boring style, proper handle bars.

Mind you, when you first see your pic in the small form, it makes you look like Borat

Thank you Afro, I can't imagine being without a tash like they say what do you call a man without a beard....  A women.

Haha Borat, I can see where you're coming from but I want to be Bill The Butcher.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

Afro wrote:I love how well shaped your tache isw Viva. No boring style, proper handle bars.

Mind you, when you first see your pic in the small form, it makes you look like Borat

Thank you Afro, I can't imagine being without a tash like they say what do you call a man without a beard....  A women.

I'm not sure that's word for word what they say.

I grow hair on my balls quicker than my face

I'll never be bearded

Keep shaving and it comes through faster

I've got the old goatee going on. It's getting long and scruffy but I like playing with it and I can't be arsed to shave...

I'm like Homer Simpson. I wet shave and by the time I leave the bathroom I have a 5 o'clock shadow.

Olly - you want to book into Azzy's salon. He'll see to your hairy balls and then you can test your growth rate statement properly

My nut hair seems to be a bit nippy coming through of late. I'm presently single so it's not a problem to let it fester, but it's going to be a right pain in the proverbials for upkeep.

Might have killed the conversation there Just don't use hair removal cream on them.

There is nothing more discussable between men than nut hair. We all have it in common except Cherries.

I won't Veet my sack, don't you worry. I'm not after the full Right Said Fred look, I want a crew cut.

Olly what did you call for me earlier? On the other page?

Evening

Anyone about? Just thought I'd pop on for a friendly chat. Not been here in a while, anything changed?

Bull what are you on about

sodhat wrote:There is nothing more discussable between men than nut hair. We all have it in common except Cherries.

I won't Veet my sack, don't you worry. I'm not after the full Right Said Fred look, I want a crew cut.

And the Japanese (I've seen You Only Live Twice - "Chinese proverb say bird never make nest in bare tree")

This time in three hours, I'll still have half an hour of my exam left

Depressing times

This time in 3 hours ill still have 5 and a half hours of work left.

GSC wrote:This time in 3 hours ill still have 5 and a half hours of work left.

Yeah but you get paid to do that

He pays taxes too, to let you have your exams you sponger.

WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING FOR LLOYDS YET?

sodhat wrote:He pays taxes too, to let you have your exams you sponger.

This

I forget I can grumble about taxes now. Fantastic

I don't complain about taxes because I think they're necessary. I will however use them to throw in other peoples, particularly students, faces.

When I shaved my sack I didn't cut myself once, but they felt fantastic. Much easier to check for lumps too.

I've noticed recently on the old lump check that one of my boys is smaller than the other. It's shorter from end to end, and I swear it used to be the same.

I think that must be a thing Soddy, I had that when I was younger. Made me think one had shrunk.

I've managed to get my nearly-5 year old into Panini stickers. We're halfway through the World Cup album and we only started on Friday   

By that I'm assuming you mean you managed make it look like your 5 year old is interested as cover for you to collect stickers of young, fit men.

Diego "Sally Gunnell" Forlan disagrees with that statement...

We were at Bluewater and he was given a free album. He wanted to know what it was about, loved sticking in the six free stickers it came with, then the next thing you know, my Mum's down from Birmingham with 20 packets! He likes the shiny ones.

I thought about doing the album too, but I've left it too late now. Plus I'm not old enough to have kids that would understand stickers, so if I went to a newsagent to buy them I would get such a looking-at.

I make sure my son asks for them, that way I'm just a cool Dad.