US Palermo

by sodhat Fri 6 Jun 2014 - 11:01

Welcome to Palermo. Laugh at us wearing pink and we'll legitimately stab you.

Budget: £460,00

GK - Samir Ujkani 2,20 Mill. £
GK - Stefano Sorrentino 1,76 Mill. £
GK - Andrea Fulignati 88 Th. £

CB - Fabricio Coloccini 2.6m
CB - Mateo Musacchio 9m
CB - Winston Reid
CB/FB - Domagoj Vida
LB - Manuel Pasqual
LB - Aaron Cresswell
RB - Seamus Coleman

CM - Jordan Henderson
CM - Valerio Verre 1,76 Mill.
CM - Lee Cattermole 2.6m
CM - Ruben Pardo - 9m
CM - Cheikou Kouyate
AM/WG - Lasse Schone
AM - Davide Di Gennaro 1,06 Mill.
AM - Sergio Canales 4,4m
WG - Ivan Perisic

FW - Ahmed Musa 11m
FW - Andreas Weimann 3.5m
FW - Emmanuel Emenike 14m

Transfers in:
Lazar Markovic - 8.8m
Ivan Perisic - 5.28m
Terence Kongolo - 500k
Shkodran Mustafi - 3.52m
Enner Valencia - 1.4m
Morgan Schneiderlin - 7.5m
Manuel Pasqual - 2.6m
Andreas Beck - 3.1m
Sergio Canales - 4.4m
Andreas Weimann - 3.5m
Fabricio Coloccini - 2.6m
Emmanuel Emenike - 14m
Ruben Pardo - 9m
Lee Cattermole - 2.6m
Paul Dummett - 1.3m
Ahmed Musa - 11m
Mateo Musacchio - 9m
Seamus Coleman - 11.5m
Cheikou Kouyate 6.2m
Lasse Schone 6.2m
Domagoj Vida 4.4m
Aaron Cresswell 3.5m
Jordan Henderson + Winston Reid p/ex + 7.5m

Transfers out:
RB - Aljaz Struna 500k to lawyers
FW - Cephas Malele 88k to releases
Achraf Lazaar-500k to lawyers
Ezequiel Muñoz-3.5m to lawyers
Alen Stevanovic-2.3m to lawyers
Paulo Dybala-5m to lawyers
Kyle Lafferty-3m
Carlos Embalo-100k
Eros Pisano - 396k to releases
Gennaro Troianiello-400k to lawyers
Roberto Vitiello-200k to lawyers
Claudio Terzi-700k to lawyers
Andrea Belotti - 3.5m to lawyers
Enzo Maresca - 176k to releases
Franco Vazquez 2m to lawyers
Enner Valencia-10m to lawyers
Edgar Barreto-5m to lawyers
Granddi N'Goyi-1m to lawyers
Armin Bacinovic-900k to lawyers
Fabio Daprelà-1.2m to lawyers
Lazar Markovic - 20m to lawyers
Shkodran Mustafi - 8m to lawyers
Francesco Bolzoni 3m to lawyers
Milan Milanovic 600k to lawyers
Sinisa Andelkovic 900k to lawyers
Michel Morganella 900k
Paul Dummett 1.5m
Abel Hernandez 8m
Andreas Beck 3.5m
Morgan Schneiderlin p/ex

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by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 16 Jun 2014 - 15:06

Munoz enq

by sodhat Mon 16 Jun 2014 - 15:10

I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish.

by Azzy Fri 20 Jun 2014 - 10:59

Possibly a deal to be done there. Preferably a p/ex, as I'd be Verre interested in one of your CMs.

by Azzy Mon 23 Jun 2014 - 15:34

I was bowled over when you said you'd come play cricket. Now I'm stumped as to why you ignored my last email. All I want to do is get you down here so I can show you my googlies. I'll play with a straight bat, no ball tampering, and I'll adhere to the no-balls rule.

Sunday 6 July. No World Cup games that day. Plenty of glory to be had here in Greenwich.

by sodhat Mon 23 Jun 2014 - 16:11

I'll see if I can review your email and nick some time to come along. I just don't want to commit and have to bail on you, it seams to be a test to find the time.

by Azzy Mon 23 Jun 2014 - 16:22

Greenwich is going to be a Hotspot that day, you should get on your front foot and run out to us. Then when bad light stops play we have an extended drinks break. If you're lucky I'll show you my 3rd man.

by GSC Mon 23 Jun 2014 - 16:35

Cricket

by Azzy Tue 24 Jun 2014 - 13:34

We could do a swap deal, I need a striker who can really hit Dibala

by Azzy Tue 24 Jun 2014 - 13:37

Ujkani be serious!

by Azzy Tue 24 Jun 2014 - 13:58

£3m and Terzi quid.

by Azzy Tue 24 Jun 2014 - 14:27

Okay, I'll let you off Lafferty quid.

by Azzy Tue 1 Jul 2014 - 12:33

Wind your neck Bacinovic

by **Afro** Tue 1 Jul 2014 - 12:35

TheSecondComing wrote:Wind your neck Bacinovic

That's my favourite one so far!

by GSC Tue 1 Jul 2014 - 12:46

Yeah that was Verre good clap

by Azzy Tue 1 Jul 2014 - 13:11

Repetition!

by sodhat Tue 1 Jul 2014 - 13:11

Where does he play?

by Azzy Tue 1 Jul 2014 - 13:15

Di Gennaro idea is that you use players who haven't been punned before.

by sodhat Tue 1 Jul 2014 - 13:17

There's no Armin a bit of duplication

by **Hero** Wed 9 Jul 2014 - 13:34

1.5m for Kongolo?

ENQ

by FIFA Diva Mon 21 Jul 2014 - 11:11

I had a dream last night me, you, Michael Jordan, Amy Winehouse and a few other others were in a bar. You still had a broken nose.

Would you sell Markovic?

by FIFA Diva Mon 21 Jul 2014 - 11:33

It was definitely you well the guy from your Twitter picture, you had your slicked back, clean shaven and a wonky nose with no bruising. You were enjoying yourself maybe because you were sitting closer to Amy whereas Michael Jordan was holding on to me very tightly.

by FIFA Diva Mon 21 Jul 2014 - 11:35

I can't really remember the Sodhat that I used to imagine anymore because I'm so used to the real you. I think the Sodhat in my imagination used to have brown hair and was probably a bit more bigger in sibze.

by Azzy Thu 24 Jul 2014 - 11:01

Good cash monies or a good swap deal, neither of which you can provide. If me and GSC don't work out a deal, I'm definitely keeping him.

by FIFA Diva Tue 29 Jul 2014 - 10:41

TheSecondComing wrote:I was bowled over when you said you'd come play cricket. Now I'm stumped as to why you ignored my last email. All I want to do is get you down here so I can show you my googlies. I'll play with a straight bat, no ball tampering, and I'll adhere to the no-balls rule.

Sunday 6 July. No World Cup games that day. Plenty of glory to be had here in Greenwich.

Did you turn up? When the next match?

by Azzy Tue 29 Jul 2014 - 10:53

He didn't turn up. He was injured. Next match is tomorrow night after work, then 9 August (I'm not there), then 30 August. He needs to play then.

We won our first match of the summer on Saturday. Feels good to win a game, no matter the sport.

by sodhat Tue 29 Jul 2014 - 10:54

If my face is healed and Viva plays then maybe I will.

by FIFA Diva Tue 29 Jul 2014 - 12:35

You can always play with a protective mask, I can't play Cricket I'm rubbish. I'm only picked because of my sledging.

by sodhat Tue 29 Jul 2014 - 13:03

I'd like to see you sledge someone while looking like Charles Bronson.

I can't wear a mask, I'd look like a pansy baby.

by FIFA Diva Tue 29 Jul 2014 - 23:13

Would I look mean if I looked like Bronson and cussed people out. I

by Trebs Wed 27 Aug 2014 - 12:45

Manuel Pasqual available?

by FIFA Diva Tue 9 Sep 2014 - 10:19

Is Perisic available?

by FIFA Diva Tue 9 Sep 2014 - 10:28

Try me with the cash, I'm willing to pay loads.

by FIFA Diva Tue 9 Sep 2014 - 10:35

I think I'll pass on that. Thanks for the reply.

by Trebs Wed 10 Sep 2014 - 17:35

Pasqual available?

by Marky Wed 17 Sep 2014 - 13:59

A please would be nice for a start.

Following that, maybe a deal involving Ruben Pardo.

by Marky Thu 18 Sep 2014 - 20:56

Couldn't let Origi go, one of my only two strikers. Could do Pardo = Ward-Prowse plus Campagnaro/Campagnaro's £2.5m lawyer fee?

by GSC Fri 19 Sep 2014 - 10:52

I guess.

Don't really know what I'd deal for though

by GSC Fri 19 Sep 2014 - 11:34

Interesting offer, I'll ponder

by GSC Fri 19 Sep 2014 - 14:15

Tbh, I've done my tactics and can't be bothered to do them again so I'll leave it until post cut off

by GSC Fri 19 Sep 2014 - 14:40

Plus Hendos injured this week so makes no sense for you do the deal today anyway

by GSC Fri 19 Sep 2014 - 14:50

Alright, I'd do Henderson = Pardo + 5m tomorrow after the squad cut off so I don't have to do my tactics again.

by sodhat Fri 19 Sep 2014 - 14:55

Mr Decisive over here...

We'll have another look next week. I need to do me tactics still. I'll do them Monday then we can see on Tuesday.

by GSC Fri 19 Sep 2014 - 14:56

My lawyers might not line up on Tuesday Whistle

by sodhat Fri 19 Sep 2014 - 14:59

Fine, late Monday after my tactics are in we shall re-visit.

by GSC Mon 22 Sep 2014 - 12:49

You still want to do that deal?

by GSC Tue 23 Sep 2014 - 9:49

Last chance saloon :P

by GSC Tue 23 Sep 2014 - 11:04

Fair enough.

Probably not worth me doing after Sturridges lawyer expires, so was why I was seeing if you wanted it done pre lawyers

by Fernando Tue 23 Sep 2014 - 15:56

What would you like for Schneiderlin Soddy.

by **Afro** Wed 1 Oct 2014 - 11:55

I'm interested in Perisic. Is he available at all?

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