Movie Title Fun

Saw this on a nother forum and wondered what the great minds on here could come up with.

The game is this : Change one letter in a fil title and create a short one or two line synopsis to advertise your new blockbuster. I'll start with a few examples of me own.

Austin Lowers

Set in the 60s, demand for the classic beige coloured Maestro runarounds start to dwindle.

Jurassic Pork

Palaeontologist Sam Neill discovers a prehistoric - yet perfectly edible - bacon sandwich & scours the world to find its origin.

Lord of the Rinks

Four short kids from Devon battle it out to be the best speed skater in all of south west England.

James & the Giant Beach

Wee Jimmy from Glasgow takes his first trip to Blackpool, with some catastrophic results.

Hairy Potter

A ceramics master stumbles upon a mysterious rock which makes his beard grow to unheard of lengths.

The Extendables

8 action heroes come together to discover a way of getting taller.

The Spining

A grizzled man suffering from schizophrenia uncovers his true talent as a seasonal chiropractor.

Last one for now.........

Star Wars Episode V : The Empire Strikes Bach

A bunch of Chinese warlords decide that classical music has no place in their new dynasty and begin a universal campaign to have it stricken from history.

Happy creating!

Shaving Private Ryan...use your imagination

Animal Firm: A group of farmyard animals decide to band together and create a small business.

Gone with the Wine: Clarke Gable decides he no longer gives a damn and does a runner with a crate of wine bought from Calais.

The Wizard of OT: Dorothy is transported to Old Trafford where she meets someone with no courage (Giggs), someone with no heart (Berbatov) and someone with no brain (Rooney).

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Pope

Obi Wan must train Luke in the ways of the force so they can stop the election of the new pope.

"The church looks down on the whole force thing"

Brainspotting: Sicknote and Renton move to Dudley and take up a pastime of trying to spot people with above average IQs.

Shaun of the Deaf: Shaun fends off a army of people with hearing imparements through the use of sign language.

The Mouse on Haunted Hill

It's scary! Honest!


Ghostlusters

Crash-style fetishist movie but about people who can only get turned on by the ghosts of their dead loved ones.


Under Sieve

Steven Seagal shows us how to construct a makeshift shower when out in the wilderness.

Maddy Day Care
Two professional doctors open up their own childminding service, then head off for a meal.


No, its not too much.

camerajuan wrote:Maddy Day Care
Two professional doctors open up their own childminding service, then head off for a meal.


No, its not too much.

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The Wizard of Oz

It's about an Australian Wizard.

Hot Tub Lime Machine

Four guys go on holiday to the mountains and party in their hot tub that comes complete with a lime machine, which delivers freshly sliced limes for their drinks.

Gleen Street

a group of football fans go to war with the dirtiness of there local football stadium

Light at the Musuem

A light goes and the main attraction, the maintenance man has to replace before the next day

The Ironing Lady

Adventures of a laundress from Grantham

Take-Out

Liam Neeson hunts down a kebab on the mean streets of Paris

The Hurt Blocker

Tale of a American Football team's physio

Rise of the 'Planet of the Drapes'

Story of the growth of a brand new curtain and home furnishing store

Cargo

The true story of a shipping company in Minnesota

The Blair Twitch Project

Account of an attempt to catalogue the numerous nervous ticks and various other mannerisms of former PM

Flies Wide Shut

A will they, won't they love story.

GG wrote:Shaving Private Ryan...use your imagination

Wasn't that Shaving Ryan's Privates?

Rita, Stue and Bob too

Socio-realist film about about a man caught having a bi-sexual affair with Rita and Stue.

Drag me to Hull

Horror film in which an old gypsy woman puts a curse on a bank teller which condemns her to endless suffering as the forces of darkness refuse to allow her to leave Hull.

Sucking Private Ryan

Something to put a smile on his face after learning about his brothers deaths.

Brighton Frock
A small town clothes designer has to marry the only person who saw him commit the most heinous of crimes, shopping in Primark

eye-robot

robotic eye which gives its posesser awesome interlectual abilities and powers

MARS ATTACKS - A group of aliens invade England and try and convince everyone that deep fried mars bars are a taste sensation , while also running around shouting

SLUM - Ray Winstone moves into a rundown estate and quickly inpregnates all the local slappers , then goes around telling eveyone ' I'm the Daddy '

ockey (Spelling)

An underdog darts playing simpleton gets the opportunity of a lifetime when challenged by the dominant world champion. See also Ockey 4, a film mainly made of montages to cheesy music and darts training scenes in the snow

Trannyformers

An action movie about cross dressing robots.

Trannyformers, There's more than meets the eye

Goodwill Bunting

A family wants to hold a party in their garden but don’t have any decorations. In an act of complete selflessness, the neighbours pitch in and supply a variety of ribbons and flags for the event.

The Running Mam

It's about a mother who likes to run.

The Pursuit Of Dappyness

A struggling San Francisco salesman tries to figure out how to achieve fame just by being a berk in a silly hat.

Might Club

A group of people meet up once a week to sit around and be indecisive.

High Boon

Michael Elphick kicks the booze, but hanging around with a long-haired Neil Morrissey all day eventually drives him to smoking hallucinogenic frogs.

Chitty Chatty Gang Bang

A fly on the wall documentary of what happens when the cameras stop rolling at ITV's Loose Women.

(I put this one on a separate post as I expect it will be removed. Fully understand if you take it down, mods. )

camerajuan wrote:Maddy Day Care
Two professional doctors open up their own childminding service, then head off for a meal.


No, its not too much.

thats the funnest thing i have heard on here in a long time

Il Gialloblu wrote: Chitty Chatty Gang Bang

A fly on the wall documentary of what happens when the cameras stop rolling at ITV's Loose Women.

(I put this one on a separate post as I expect it will be removed. Fully understand if you take it down, mods. )

I think the redid that as As You Like It.