Harrison challenges Haye again

This made me laugh:

Olympic gold medal winner Audley Harrison says he's going to challenge David Haye to a £1m rematch.

And the heavyweight wants former promoter Kellie Maloney to promote the fight.

He said: "This ain't something you do as a wind up.

"It's not something you do for a publicity, this is real s***.

"David Haye rematch - £1m take it or leave it."

Haye and Harrison fought in November 2010 in a highly anticipated clash at Manchester's M.E.N Arena.

With the WBA title on the line, Haye demolished Harrison with the bout ending in the third round.

So complete was Haye's dominance that Harrison landed only a single punch in the entire fight.

Fellow Brit boxer Dereck Chisora said: "I'd never show my face again if I fought like that.

"It was pathetic. He disgraced himself and he disgraced British heavyweights."

Upon entering the Celebrity Big Brother house on Monday, Harrison managed to make things very cringe with Kellie by asking his former boxing guru: "So do I call you Kellie?"

"Only if you want to get paid for your next fight," was the boxing promoter's reply.

Harrison has zero credibility after that statement, or maybe negative credibility if that's possible. Wouldn't even last one round this time.

Wouldn't mind seeing Harrison fed to AJ.

If he took on any of his fellow contestants...It would be pickem.

Odds on David Haye going into the house in a few weeks if Audley's still there?

Hope not Audley would only freeze again..

There'd be loads of people frantically bashing the side of the telly screaming "Teagan, what's wrong with this thing, the bloody picture's gone!"

"This ain't the sort of thing you do for publicity" said Harrison after entering the 24 hour publicity microscope that is the Big Brother house and asking a trans-sexual to promote his next fight.

C5 must be like the BBC back in the day..

They must think people find Harrison interesting..

Haven't watched it yet even though the woman who hosts it, Emma Willis, is bloody gorgeous but I'm assuming that Audley was introduced as "World Boxing Champion"

DAVE667 wrote:Haven't watched it yet even though the woman who hosts it, Emma Willis, is bloody gorgeous but I'm assuming that Audley was introduced as "World Boxing Champion"

Charlie Zelenoff is getting the same introduction when he goes in next time..

The laugh will probably be on us when the rematch is announced.

Harrison wouldn't accept £5,000 and a Tesco voucher as a purse..

Did snot fly out of his nose and splatter across his face whilst he made that statement?

More like crap flew out of his mouth

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:If he took on any of his fellow contestants...It would be pickem.

Hahahaha

Where the bleeding hell is the million coming from? Would anyone who endured this farce last time want to buy a ticket or a PPV again, is there some huge untapped market of masochistic boxing fans Audley is aware of. If I thought Audley would take the hint I would like to see him in with AJ, but he would still spout his back to the drawing board guff once AJ sparked him.

Poor old Audley............How he's perceived and how he perceives himself have always been miles apart...

Shame to be so deluded..

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Poor old Floyd............How he's perceived and how he perceives himself have always been miles apart...

Shame to be so deluded..

Fixed that for ya TRUSSY

Harrison craps out his mouth and talks out his ass.

We had a random sweepstake on Haye v Harrison...I drew Harrison KO Rd1....can you imagine my disappointment?

So complete was Haye's dominance that Harrison landed only a single punch in the entire fight.

So terrible was the fight that Haye only landed 3 on Audley, all in the 3rd round.

One of the worst fights I have ever seen. Probably the worst all things considered. It had that kind of morbid fascination of knowing you are watching a total farce unfold. At one point I wondered if either fighter was going to throw a punch in anger.

Harrison should have had purse confiscated. He might have retired for good a long time ago if he realised he wasn't going to get paid for those kind of performances.

I doubt highly that given how action packed the first fight was that the BBBoC would sanction it.

How the hell could it go onto a TV channel given how the first fight effectively killed PPV until recently.

It makes zero sense now, less now than it did then.

Im so intrested to see who haye next opponent is, but even he couldn't sell this one again! Remember harrison was European champ and ranked no 10 for hayes wba belt, as bad as it was if you didn't know harrison it would have been credible! Anyone have an idea on hayes comeback opponent? Seems to be takeing a long time for someone who wants 2 fights this year!

I give Kellie Maloney more chance of beating Haye than Audley

Haye would probably take the Audley rematch though. Says it's what the public wants and all that and make another easy nights money on PPV

Steffan wrote:I give Kellie Maloney

There are some nice looking transexuals............She's not to my taste but go for it...Steffy !!

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:

Steffan wrote:I give Kellie Maloney

There are some nice looking transexuals............She's not to my taste but go for it...Steffy !!

You sound like an expert on the subject TRUSSY or are you simply a keen enthusiast still at the research stage?

[quote="Steffan"]I give Kellie Maloney more chance of beating Haye than Audley[\quote]

If Audley were fighting Audley in a fight reffed by Audley with three corrupt judges named Audley and a bookie offered me 100 to 1 for Audley I'd still probably rather bet that he knocked himself out on the spit bucket.

Audley v Tyson Fury coming soon to a shopping Centre near you

DAVE667 wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:

Steffan wrote:I give Kellie Maloney

There are some nice looking transexuals............She's not to my taste but go for it...Steffy !!

You sound like an expert on the subject TRUSSY or are you simply a keen enthusiast still at the research stage?

Have the gay district in Canal street.... Manchester...........Used to take Jo down there for a night out...Lot's of clubs ......A lot of fun and more importantly no trouble....

Some very beautiful shemales......

Went to a club called Satan's Hollow in Manchester (somewhere near Silver Street) and we got a bit lost. Got invited into a lovely rainbow themed bar by some really friendly lads...we declined as we had tickets to see Deranged and times was marching on but I'm sure that the club would also have had some really attractive women in as well.

Shame really!

DAVE667 wrote:Went to a club called Satan's Hollow in Manchester (somewhere near Silver Street) and we got a bit lost. Got invited into a lovely rainbow themed bar by some really friendly lads...we declined as we had tickets to see Deranged and times was marching on but I'm sure that the club would also have had some really attractive women in as well.

Shame really!

Satans Hollow is one of my favorite places in Manchester, smells a bit funky if you stand too close to the centre where the neckbeards are going for it but otherwise awesome.

Apart from the DJ's don't play my requests - think I asked for Duality too early!

DAVE667 wrote:Went to a club called Satan's Hollow in Manchester (somewhere near Silver Street) and we got a bit lost. Got invited into a lovely rainbow themed bar by some really friendly lads...we declined as we had tickets to see Deranged and times was marching on but I'm sure that the club would also have had some really attractive women in as well.!

and they like drinking pints !!  

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Went to a club called Satan's Hollow in Manchester (somewhere near Silver Street) and we got a bit lost. Got invited into a lovely rainbow themed bar by some really friendly lads...we declined as we had tickets to see Deranged and times was marching on but I'm sure that the club would also have had some really attractive women in as well.!

and they like drinking pints !!  

Dave's from Bradford - he's used to the "womenfolk" drinking pints.

Does he genuinely believe he can win, for reals?!