A poor man's ...........

Another thread described Billy twelvetrees as a poor man's Luke McAllister.

This in turn reminded me I always viewed Mike Tindall as a poor man's Stirling Mortlock.

So let's have some more nominations.

Rob Kearney is a poor man's Chris Latham.

Owen Farrell is the poor mans Johnny Wilkinson.

Lancaster as a poor man's Einstein?

Jamie Noon as a poor man's Mike Tindall

Freddy Michalak is a very poor man's Carlos Spencer...

Carlos Spencer was a poor man's Mark Ella

Mike Philips is a poor mans Joost

Calum Clark is a poor man's Schalk Burger.....

Matt Banahan is a poor man's George North.

connie Ouesthuizen a poor mans Ox

LondonTiger wrote:

This in turn reminded me I always viewed Mike Tindall as a poor man's Stirling Mortlock.

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Your view is not shared by the Royal Family.

Besides, Tindall had Mortlock in 2003 RWC Final.

Gatland & Edwards - poor mens Chuckle Brothers

Stewie Lancaster - a poor man's Beaker from the Muppets

All FHs - poor mens Wilko

I heard a good one at work where someone described Ceffax as poor mans internet.

Shane Williams was a poor man's Jason Robinson. ........................ Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fa0019 wrote:Shane Williams was a poor man's Jason Robinson. ........................ Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh this just got testy....

Jamie Roberts is a poor man's Trebuchet
Bull Hayes was a poor man's Donkey
Dan is a poor man's Carter (depending on form)
Sonny Bill is a poor man's Lomu
Lomu was a poor man's Hulk
Hulk is a poor man's footballer (after the world cup )

McCaw is a poor man's Eddie Izzard
POC is a poor man's Frankenstinian Monster (but all he needs is a bolt so...........)
Farrell is a poor man's Sexton
Sexton is a poor man's O'Gara
O'Gara was a poor man's Madigan
Madigan is a poor man's bench.


Beale is a poor man's hope of getting 8,000 bucks to hang a door.

SecretFly wrote:Jamie Roberts is a poor man's Trebuchet
Bull Hayes was a poor man's Donkey
Dan is a poor man's Carter (depending on form)
Sonny Bill is a poor man's Lomu
Lomu was a poor man's Hulk
Hulk is a poor man's footballer (after the world cup )

McCaw is a poor man's Eddie Izzard
POC is a poor man's Frankenstinian Monster (but all he needs is a bolt so...........)
Farrell is a poor man's Sexton
Sexton is a poor man's O'Gara
O'Gara was a poor man's Madigan
Madigan is a poor man's bench.


Beale is a poor man's hope of getting 8,000 bucks to hang a door.

Must have given him sleepless nights when he found out who is new coach was at RM!!!

Not one. He relaxed and said to himself: "Now me kicking will improve."

And it has

SecretFly wrote:Not one.  He relaxed and said to himself:  "Now me kicking will improve."  

And it has

ah but can he kick a ball just off the corner flag on a stormy night at Thormond?

Jamie Roberts is a poor man's Ma'a Nonu

James Hook is a poor man's Barry John

Richard Hibbard is a poor man's He-Man

No...and that's why O'Gara will always be God

Therefore God is a poor man's Rog.

IronMike wrote:Jamie Roberts is a poor man's Ma'a Nonu

James Hook is a poor man's Barry John

Richard Hibbard is a poor man's He-Man

Adam Jones is a poor man's (but overfed) Shirley Temple.

How can we say that Mike Tindall is a poor man anyhow???  he married the queen's granddaughter!

not their own money...an allowance

SecretFly wrote:not their own money...an allowance

Indeed, damned Germans coming to our country and living off state hand-outs. Someone tell Farage (rhymes with garage)

SecretFly wrote:not their own money...an allowance

pretty decent allowance to be fair.

LondonTiger wrote:

SecretFly wrote:not their own money...an allowance

Indeed, damned Germans coming to our country and living off state hand-outs.  Someone tell Farage (rhymes with garage)

Faridge?!

I wouldn't want it, FA. My house is too big as it is. I've been in the attic trying to tidy it now on and off for bloody two or three months. And still I'm not finished!

To hell with Castles and crowns.... I'm not cleaning no bloody 11th century chandeliers with cotton buds!

SecretFly wrote:Jamie Roberts is a poor man's Trebuchet
Bull Hayes was a poor man's Donkey
Dan is a poor man's Carter (depending on form)
Sonny Bill is a poor man's Lomu
Lomu was a poor man's Hulk
Hulk is a poor man's footballer (after the world cup )

McCaw is a poor man's Eddie Izzard
POC is a poor man's Frankenstinian Monster (but all he needs is a bolt so...........)
Farrell is a poor man's Sexton
Sexton is a poor man's O'Gara
O'Gara was a poor man's Madigan
Madigan is a poor man's bench.


Beale is a poor man's hope of getting 8,000 bucks to hang a door.

Sonny Bill's employers are the poor men after he's finished with them!

Chuck Norris, a poor man's Richie McCaw.

Dr Manhattan, a blue man's Richie Mccaw

Bullsbok wrote:Mike Philips is a poor mans Joost

Tavis Knoyle a poor mans Mike Phillips. Then again Tavis Knoyle just poor

IronMike wrote:Jamie Roberts is a poor man's Ma'a Nonu

James Hook is a poor man's Barry John

Richard Hibbard is a poor man's He-Man

James Hook is poor mans Cliff Morgan Barry John Phil Bennett and Jonathon Davies

Aaron Smith = Poorman's Rhys Webb.

McCaw is a poor man's Moriarty (the criminal mastermind, not the player).

SecretFly wrote:Jamie Roberts is a poor man's Trebuchet
Bull Hayes was a poor man's Donkey
Dan is a poor man's Carter (depending on form)
Sonny Bill is a poor man's Lomu
Lomu was a poor man's Hulk
Hulk is a poor man's footballer (after the world cup )

McCaw is a poor man's Eddie Izzard
POC is a poor man's Frankenstinian Monster (but all he needs is a bolt so...........)
Farrell is a poor man's Sexton
Sexton is a poor man's O'Gara
O'Gara was a poor man's Madigan
Madigan is a poor man's bench.


Beale is a poor man's hope of getting 8,000 bucks to hang a door.

Ireland isn't the place to break a door.

Ford a poor mans Jaguar

McCaw a poor mans parrot

Sexton a poor man Bishop

Beale a por mans Michell (Eastenders, so my better half tells me)

If anyone is a poor man's ROG, or a homeless person's ROG for that matter, it's Priestland. Both can't tackle for s*i* and they even look similar, only Priestland's kicking game is about a fifth as calculated and creative as O'Gara's. Oh, and he has about a tenth as much composure (ROG could at least keep his head up despite getting boshed numerous times). Oh, and he doesn't have the understanding with key players around him that ROG had with BOD et al.

Maybe we could ship him (Priestland) off to Racing in exchange for Jamie Roberts.