6 Nations Caption Competition - Round 3

Again, major prize of my choosing for the best caption to this, please:


"Crucial moment as England player finds missing contact lens".

Attwood finally perfected his cum face

Yeeeeeeah mum said we could have a sleepover!!

[sings]
"Because I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you!"

Yes! We finally ran that move without that donkey Easter mucking it up...

"OK, OK, calm down. I'll take the scrum cap off"

"And to add insult to injury, Attwood teabags a prone Welsh player while the rest of his team mates applaud."

Calm down, mate. You have to have the ball first.

"while you are down here....."

"Attwood's family portrait suffers mass Rugby Photo Bomb"

Cuthbert loses focus again.

Celebrations as Attwood overcomes the odds to take inaugural world Twister title.

Gimli from Lord of the Rings is congratulated by his team mates after scoring try on debut.

Gimli. I like it

Two visual birds with one stone. Smart

SecretFly wrote:   Gimli.  I like it

Two visual birds with one stone.  Smart

Cheers Fly!

"Cuthbert you ba***rd where's my iPhone"...

"A player from the England rugby team celebrates wildly as they finally score some points against the world-beating Wales team."

I wiped his @rse ?

I got a brand new combine harvester

Attwood in excruciating pain, clearly regrets dismissing JJ's nipple gripple as being "not that sore"

Team mates applaud as Attwood does his first pee pee in his potty

Attwood fights off all comers to eat his last marshmallow

"Burrell was the only one who could see where the ball was really lodged".

After watching a classic young ones episode, Attwood decides to see if his 'mousie mousie' present is edible

Attwood delivers his 127 Couric Turd.

Attwood digs deep to kill last surviving nematode

George Carlin wrote:"Burrell was the only one who could see where the ball was really lodged".

Personal favourite

"I am Sparta"

With all this excitement, I wonder if he will realise if I cope a feel?

Attwood remembers that it's cottage pie for dinner later

SecretFly wrote:Attwood digs deep to kill last surviving nematode

SecretFly is the winner for this effort.

Round 4 competition coming soon.

I'm speechless!!!  I never win anything!

Thought there were a bunch of pretty good ones above.

Now, where's me speech..................................???

Em, oh it's not too long, just 23 pages  ....................... Firstly, I'd like to thank me dog, Sandy.....

If you're speechless, how can it be 23 pages?

The Great Aukster wrote:If you're speechless, how can it be 23 pages?

I typed the pages silently?

It can't be a speech until you actually voice it - so when and where are you going to give birth to that mother? The diction is all important.

For example when I first heard of this thread I though it was specially edited for SOB's gay fans' newsletter as it was the 'clap Sean camp edition', but when I saw it written down it didn't have the same ring.

Attwood celebrates as England chart course for first grand slam in 12 years with victory over Wales.

The Great Aukster wrote:It can't be a speech until you actually voice it - so when and where are you going to give birth to that mother? The diction is all important.

For example when I first heard of this thread I though it was specially edited for SOB's gay fans' newsletter as it was the 'clap Sean camp edition', but when I saw it written down it didn't have the same ring.

Attwood realises his favourite African charity is going to get 200,000 "England Grand Slam 2015" 'T' shirts.

George Carlin wrote:

The Great Aukster wrote:It can't be a speech until you actually voice it - so when and where are you going to give birth to that mother? The diction is all important.

For example when I first heard of this thread I though it was specially edited for SOB's gay fans' newsletter as it was the 'clap Sean camp edition', but when I saw it written down it didn't have the same ring.

It's an aural joke GC