The Inverse Ducking Hamed, 37, Reverse Linear (Backward / Forward) P4P Championship Title Theory*

*Apologies to Spring.

Prince Naseem Hamed is 37.

He has never officially retired, so can therefore be considered to be currently active (in the same way that Floyd Mayweather is currently active).

He hasn't fought since beating Manuel Calvo in 2002, due to every potential opponent (many of them younger than Hamed, 37) having ducked him.

In 2002, Marco Antonio Barrera, 28, ducked out of a rematch with Hamed, 28, as Hamed, 28, was younger than Barrera, 28, by 26 days.

Had Barrera, 28, taken the rematch with Hamed, 28, undoubtedly Hamed, 28, would have won.

Following Inverse Reverse Linear Logic, had Barrera, 28, taken the Hamed, 28, fight and lost, Hamed, 28, would not have fought Calvo, 35, as Calvo, 35, was older than Hamed, 28. Hamed, 28, would then obviously have followed the career path which was taken by ducker Barrera, 28.

How would Hamed, 37, 's career have gone had Barrera, 28, not ducked him?

Let's see...

18/05/2002 Hamed, 28, beats Barrera, 28, in rematch.

22/06/2002 Hamed, 28, beats Erik Morales, 25 for the WBC Featherweight Title

02/11/2002 Hamed, 28, beats Johnny Tapia, 35, because Hamed, 28, is younger.

12/04/2003 Hamed, 29, beats Kevin Kelley, 35, because Kelley, 35, is older than Hamed, 29.

15/11/2003 Hamed, 29, beats Manny Pacquiao, 24, as Hamed is 5 years older.

08/05/2004 Hamed, 30, puts Juan Manuel Marqeuz, 30, down three times in the first but the fight is drawn.

11/12/2004 Hamed, 30, beats Fahsan 3K Battery (?), also 30.

19/03/2005 Hamed, 31, beats Erik Morales, 28, because Hamed, 31, is older than Pacquiao, 26.

10/09/2005 Hamed, 31, beats Zahir Raheem, 29, because Raheem, 29, is older than Morales, 28.

29/04/2006 Hamed, 32, beats Acelino Freitas, 31, because Hamed, 32, is older than Raheem, 30.

28/04/2007 Hamed, 33, beats Juan Diaz, 24, as Hamed, 33 is older than Diaz, 24.

13/10/2007 Hamed, 33, beats Julio Diaz, 27, as Diaz, 27, is older than Diaz, 24.

25/06/2008 Hamed, 34, beats David Torres, 30, by TKO in the fifth.

31/10/2008 Hamed, 34, beats Fernando Trejo, 34, even though Trejo, 34, is the same age as Hamed, 34.

04/04/2009 Hamed, 35, beats Rolando Reyes, 30, by TKO in the fifth.

31/07/2009 Hamed, 35, beats Victor Manuel Cayo, 24, due to 11 year age difference.

27/03/2010 Hamed, 36, beats Marcos Rene Maidana, 26, because Maidana, 26, is younger than Hamed, 36.

28/08/2010 Hamed, 36, beats DeMarcus Corley, 36, as Corley, 36, is very old.

11/12/2010 Hamed, 36, beats Amir Khan, 23, as Hamed, 36, has 13 years on Khan, 23.

16/04/2011 Hamed, 37, beats plucky quitter Paul McCloskey, 31, as McCloskey, 31, suffered a cut and didn't fancy it.

Hamed, 37, is due to face Zab Judah, 33, in July.

Good luck, Naz.

Interesting, that must have took you a while though.

They always say there is a fine line between Genius and madness, as a Naz fan and probably responsible in some small way for this threads inception I have to say Union you are comfortably in the genius camp. This is possibly your finest work yet.

Union, i've just got this mental picture of you in my head....

Are you a parking warden?

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRvLV-a1n81B8uh7OqPwKzGPrZDYZ5O4VDt1bUUE9Yf5UnoEDFrQ

Has that taken up your morning today? Or the whole weekend?!?

Brilliant Union!

So now we can all agree that Naz is the greatest of all time, and would be even greater, were it not for the constant ducking.

Also, thanks to the brilliance of Spring, for bringing this matter to our attention.

Marvellous stuff.

I have heard of the legend of Spring the Sage.Some say he was a ghost, other cultures worship him as "The Oncoming Storm", others say that he was allowed one input a week into civilised society from the confines of his emergency wards for sever head trauma, and found 606.He wasn't to know that it was more unpleasant and psychosis-inducing than his current location.
He has not found the 606v2 site because his cognitive symptoms showed a marked deterioration and so the staff gave up on the experiment, keeping him in a mogadon state for the rest of his life;hopefully he is dreaming sweetly about Prince Naseem Hamed, and waiting for the rematch that will never come.
Like I said, it's just a story.

Spring is Inventing Johnson Klute, is no coincidence neither of them have come over to 606v2. Also IJK was never seen to reply to a Spring thread, seems obvious to me.

Oh.

Do you know which poster is pretending to be Steffan?Nobody could write that badly unless on purpose.

Union, I just spat tea on my computer reading the 'sod off' comment on oxring's post. very funny indeed.

Union Cane wrote:*Apologies to Spring.

Prince Naseem Hamed is 37.

He has never officially retired, so can therefore be considered to be currently active (in the same way that Floyd Mayweather is currently active).

He hasn't fought since beating Manuel Calvo in 2002, due to every potential opponent (many of them younger than Hamed, 37) having ducked him.

In 2002, Marco Antonio Barrera, 28, ducked out of a rematch with Hamed, 28, as Hamed, 28, was younger than Barrera, 28, by 26 days.

Had Barrera, 28, taken the rematch with Hamed, 28, undoubtedly Hamed, 28, would have won.

Following Inverse Reverse Linear Logic, had Barrera, 28, taken the Hamed, 28, fight and lost, Hamed, 28, would not have fought Calvo, 35, as Calvo, 35, was older than Hamed, 28. Hamed, 28, would then obviously have followed the career path which was taken by ducker Barrera, 28.

How would Hamed, 37, 's career have gone had Barrera, 28, not ducked him?

Let's see...

18/05/2002 Hamed, 28, beats Barrera, 28, in rematch.

22/06/2002 Hamed, 28, beats Erik Morales, 25 for the WBC Featherweight Title

02/11/2002 Hamed, 28, beats Johnny Tapia, 35, because Hamed, 28, is younger.

12/04/2003 Hamed, 29, beats Kevin Kelley, 35, because Kelley, 35, is older than Hamed, 29.

15/11/2003 Hamed, 29, beats Manny Pacquiao, 24, as Hamed is 5 years older.

08/05/2004 Hamed, 30, puts Juan Manuel Marqeuz, 30, down three times in the first but the fight is drawn.

11/12/2004 Hamed, 30, beats Fahsan 3K Battery (?), also 30.

19/03/2005 Hamed, 31, beats Erik Morales, 28, because Hamed, 31, is older than Pacquiao, 26.

10/09/2005 Hamed, 31, beats Zahir Raheem, 29, because Raheem, 29, is older than Morales, 28.

29/04/2006 Hamed, 32, beats Acelino Freitas, 31, because Hamed, 32, is older than Raheem, 30.

28/04/2007 Hamed, 33, beats Juan Diaz, 24, as Hamed, 33 is older than Diaz, 24.

13/10/2007 Hamed, 33, beats Julio Diaz, 27, as Diaz, 27, is older than Diaz, 24.

25/06/2008 Hamed, 34, beats David Torres, 30, by TKO in the fifth.

31/10/2008 Hamed, 34, beats Fernando Trejo, 34, even though Trejo, 34, is the same age as Hamed, 34.

04/04/2009 Hamed, 35, beats Rolando Reyes, 30, by TKO in the fifth.

31/07/2009 Hamed, 35, beats Victor Manuel Cayo, 24, due to 11 year age difference.

27/03/2010 Hamed, 36, beats Marcos Rene Maidana, 26, because Maidana, 26, is younger than Hamed, 36.

28/08/2010 Hamed, 36, beats DeMarcus Corley, 36, as Corley, 36, is very old.

11/12/2010 Hamed, 36, beats Amir Khan, 23, as Hamed, 36, has 13 years on Khan, 23.

16/04/2011 Hamed, 37, beats plucky quitter Paul McCloskey, 31, as McCloskey, 31, suffered a cut and didn't fancy it.

Hamed, 37, is due to face Zab Judah, 33, in July.

Good luck, Naz.

Thanks for this tribute as it must have took you a while.

O_o
Never seen spring comment on somebody else's article before....

I am truly honoured and humbled.